I haven't had a coherent human emotion since like 2015

manifesting a ho phase in 2026 like

love working from home 🤩

the pfp fact’ry has moved to an exclusive vip-only model, starting with beloved bloomf and true sister @rootal.bsky.social 🫶🏻

SYAYIP PHAH QOFEHLL

embracing taint week traditions by washing my taint the old fashioned way (taking it out back and beating it against a flat rock)

NICE

gm

nice

No Sunday scaries this week ✌🏻

the pfp fact’ry has closed (I’m burning it down once I finish the last few)

a’ight we back, drop a comment if you wanna get colorful 🍬

Cubs are kind of the bear minimum

gm

the pfp fact’ry has closed (multiple code violations and fire hazards)

Heated RU-valry: The Rusical (I’m so sorry)

Thinking about gay stuff

Me reading the Ginger Minj vs. All Stars 10 drama

du fromage en grains et d'la sauce brune pour une poutine ben bonne, enweeeeille

termites:

"why is everyone mad at you?" Ea-nāṣir:

We’re all born naked and the rest is flagged for potential adult content

happy #FCF to all who celebrate (Faggot Cottage Friday)

I’m back on my bullshit

Here, Boxing Day is when we let kids see who'll win in a fight with a kangaroo. Many die.

PSA:

For any bloomfs unfamiliar with Boxing Day, it's a holiday in which you each Venmo me $5k USD

love wintertime, it starts with fresh snow and holiday cheer and new year's festivities and then immediately slides into three months of just being cold and miserable 🤩

gm it’s time to lock tf in

no one’s safe from today’s beauty standards

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to spread misinformation online

merry xmas bloomfsky

love Christmas time

where the ho-ho-hoes at

she has always been that gurl

and the angel said unto them, girl fear not: for, behold, I bring you femme tidings of great gag, which shall slay to all people

omw to stuff some stockings and empty this sack

time to vibe

To whoever is getting me this for Christmas, I wear a L/XL

gm it’s almost time

unfortunately I’ve decided that I need to reverse engineer this and knit one for myself

Australians:

okay who leaked my wikipedia page

"How to watch tonight's Kennedy Center Honors hosted by Tru—"

wfh is a beautiful thing

gm back to our regular scheduled programming

If you wished me a happy birthday today, thank you (and if you didn't, the Etsy witch I paid will be placing a curse on you tomorrow)

here’s to 41 🥂

how did "pass-around party bottom" become a thing when "common denominator" was right there