*hears ice cream truck in the distance* Yooo, that's the ice cream leitmotif

timeline cleanse

drum taking a happy swim, swimming happily

Mancubus has a terrifying secret

these are getting weird

plugsuit + cloak is such a sick look that i'm astounded as to why anyone would ever make it worse by taking off the cloak. bare plugsuits are so 1990s, we're in the jacket era

I remember there was a retsupurae video where they said something like, there are so many games where the back of the box tells you something generic and vague like "explore a vast world of splendor"

i love ignoring medical bills

Me: I wonder if any drm free games are for sale online today GoG:

i made this post years ago in 2019 and it continues to haunt me as the only true thing i have ever actually said

(learning 1 thank you is more powerful than 1000 sorrys): thank you for having a son i backed over in my suv

Hitting kids under any pretense, especially "discipline" is usually a sign that the adult lacks both emotional regulation and critical thinking skills. Get help. Stop hitting kids. If you were hit you need some therapy to stop normalizing it.

i don't like warhammer and no amount of people trying to convince me it's actually based and woke will change that

if i had my way everyone who posts contextless tenor gifs with text captions in public discord servers would have simultaneous heart attacks death note style

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chrome, which i had installed for compatibility reasons, has broken its years long silence to send me a notification that it has AI in it now. at that point you might as well add the uninstall button as a contextual action on that notification, save me some time

The Darksign brands the Undead.

my sister once got asked the man vs bear question at a social gathering and afterwards she explained to me that she only said man because she was genuinely afraid of how the men around her would react if she was truthful and said bear

I fucking HATE video games. Retweet this if you want the video game industry to DIE. #FUCKVIDEOGAMES #IHATEVIDEOGAMES

it's probably colored my worldview a bit that my only interaction with so called queer elders was meeting an old white gay couple who were visiting my grandparents who gave me a children's book about drag and talked at length about their recent vacation to israel

the moderation lists are such a bad feature because wdym i had a mutual blocked and didn't even know. not to mention all the times ive gotten put on the List Of Degenerate Trannies

This might be the best video ever

once in awhile I like to visit and hold baby chicken

white devil for $6

ill be real ive been grapling with visions of the great serpent recently

jumping for SNAC

Still mad that the one thing later games took from PT was "What if you could walk around a realistic house and look at stuff?" and not "What if the malevolent personification of your personal guilt was RIGHT BEHIND YOU and will kill you the instant you acknowledge it in any way?"

I FOUND IT

i am exclusively wishing a happy pride to trans people. everyone else is on notice.

the net feels very hostile lately. i don't like it

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i have a deep seated mistrust of anyone who uses their actual face as their profile picture. so far i have not been wrong about this

sorry to anyone who has notifications on for me and watched me post sephiroth spy tf2 over and over i was trying to figure out why bsky corrupts image uploads on desktop (it's because of anti-fingerprinting tech)

fucking in the backrooms call that a libidinal space

they're saying she might be the smallest person ever

i do not like drag and i think i'm allowed to feel that way

Genuine life-altering slander

the thing about triple a game characters pointing out what's in front of them is that they do that because of playtesting and a desire to remove literally all friction from an experience. they do that so that there's no possible chance you could get stuck or have to puzzle anything out

Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!" Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord." Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!" The Other Two Guys You Start With:

to all of my oomfies in whom rizz flows abundant to all of my oomfies to whom cringe hath passed its judgement the soul yearns for gooning and the flesh the looksmaxxer look to those who cooked before to lead those who cook after