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I keep running out of band rehearsal to go pee. Bandmate said I have the world's smallest bladder. Chat is she trying to bladder mog me?

sorry you can't sit beside me, my ass is too big ✨☺

I'll go first: Buff Lesbian Skating

The reason you've never seen a trans woman wearing her hair in a bun and sweatpants is that a trans woman would never invite you to her home 🥀

Omg there's a man on the train explaining the CW Arrowverse to a random lady across from him. Nooo, my guy! Stop. Stooooop

I feel fine after climbing yesterday, I guess my muscles are getting used to it. Also was reminded by Kit that I was basically bench pressing her last weekend. So maybe that was good training. ☺

words can not explain how much it pisses me off to have items with jamie olivers name on them in my home

they should make a printer for tiered guys called "eepyson"

sorry you can't sit beside me, my ass is too big ✨☺

Reskeet to tell me I’m a good girl

You can't spell BUFF WOMEN! without UFF! WOMEN... 😵

Oh no the train smells rough. Like someone followed through on a fart. Like someone shit themselves. Pray for Sin.

bandmate sent me a bangin' demo so she gets a GOOD GIRL in the band chat (bsky timeline)

Carving done!!!

I'll go first: Buff Lesbian Skating

what does your fyp page look like in 3 words? ✨

Sin: “this demo is so cool, I’m gonna listen to it on the subwoofer” *sends me a photo of a speaker on a toilet* Sin: “the toilet is my subwoofer btw”

does anyone have an altar for me to worship at?

Why is my phone memory full. I just want to watch reels of a extremely buff women on instagram. This is homophobic.

In the falafel place and an inquisitive kid keeps saying 'Why? Why? Why?' to their parents but it's perfectly on beat with Smooth Operator playing over the speakers. Holy shit. This kid's got the X Factor.

the dolls yearn for the walls

I LOVE CLIMBING WALLS

outfit 4 out of 4 before big boobs ultra sunn concert fit

Men can't be trusted with bare legs

On the luas wearing an oversized hot pink jumper and shorts with fishnets. The guy across literally stared at me with his mouth agape for a solid 30 seconds. Some people wear shorts, man, get over it.

me going outside wearing shorts in Dublin in February and getting blown away by the wind, but there's no rain: IT'S SUMMER!!!

Gerry Daddums 🇮🇪 🥺 👉👈

i know that like every trans woman says this but it's actually so cool how much i look like my mother 🥰

❤️🧡🤍🩷💜

We locked it!

I've now had this happen with Irn Bru 1901 and I've never been so filled with national pride and turned on at the same time

just boofed ama (and I'll reply with I BEG YOUR PARDON)

Someone at the hang out said 'Clavicular got frame mogged.' Friend said she didn't understand any of those words and feels old. But I am the same age as her and I, unfortunately, understand all of it. 💀

Sorry I'm late I was whispering sweet nothings to a beautiful Scottish woman over the internet as the Celtic gods intended.

Thinking about my dog's missing toof 😭

Felt cute, might steal your girl

I give good voice note. I always sound sultry and sleepy and stupid. 💕

On the train and it's not moving. Feel like I'm Denzel Washington in Training Day. Idk I haven't seen the movie.

Sorry I'm late I was whispering sweet nothings to a beautiful Scottish woman over the internet as the Celtic gods intended.

While this is doing the rounds again? I'm currently trying to clear my transition related debts and any donations would be greatly appreciated 💕

Sorry, where was that house again now? New Orleans, oh over in America right right ofc. Sorry, what was it called again? Ah yeah that rings a bell alright. And c'mere to me now, Eric, did anything bad happen there? Ah jaysus that's terrible altogether.

you check with a handheld mirror but all you can see is a note with this written on it

Gerry Daddums 🇮🇪 🥺 👉👈

a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork. her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before she’s put on a plane and might never be able to return. please, help if you can. they’re both terrified.

Reskeet to yearn.

Sex is cool or whatever, but I would climb mountains for cuddles. I would slay dragons to be held. I would take a Jim Cameron submarine down to the wreck of the Titanic just to be the little spoon.

Chat, she just lifted me off the ground and started doing squats WHILE CARRYING ME. Is she just being nice? 😳

Mícheál Stipe: Andy, did you hear about your one?