Eris would buy the bath water

Zorua wants attention

Why is everyone getting ruptured today?

Not every necromancer wants to be a Lich. Some of them just having bone friends. Just a bunch of bone guys. Their boners. Necromancers love boners.

the horrors grow but so do my tits

My stomach is chaotic, in the mathematical sense (sensitive to initial conditions)

Puppy

i'm ngl if something ever happened to the cybersmith, i'd talk about him the way all the newspapers are talking about charlie kirk

I've made a bee friend :)

Really excited for my next paycheck so I can blow half of it on cardboard

Beware the power of an Etsy witch

I dont want to explain what a groyper is to my coworkers

I'm having thoughts and prayers about the president's health

I think the lack of "RIP Bozo" in my timeline really says a lot about society

Listen, I just think it's funny. God, let people like things.

Fuck the anti-homeless hostile architecture of the Underworks

Silksong released at 9am to specifically spite me and my work schedule

i constantly think about this post

The Yapper and The Listener Dub Another wonderful dub done by miss @willpowerengel.bsky.social ! Fun fact, she's the one that gave me all the info on the bionicle lore! (I know legit nothing about bionicles 😅) #brisketsammich #yuri #bridget #samus #comic #Transgender #t4t

Just remember someone loves you. Maybe even two people.

Dual Roomba xkcd.com/3133/

Ground pork implies the existence of sky pork

The therapy industry would be booming rn if people had money

Bread.

I fear 95% of the country still think democrats and leftists are the same thing

i for one am glad that no matter what happens with the AI bubble, nvidia will always find time to focus on what they do best: making my room too hot

Team Cherry could do the funniest thing in 2 weeks

Three crones chillin in the bog singing Summer Nights while making a love potion

Oh!

Been thinking a lot about how I over think things

everybody transgender now!!!

boss the fascism

I would stop the bus from going off the cliff, but put my life's savings on Polymarket bet that this bus would crash.

Gonna stream some Hades 2. Checking out the changes in the new update. www.twitch.tv/knightlymaid

My superpower is giving myself lead poisoning

i’ve been watching old lou reed interviews and i’m obsessed with this 50 year old interview and his response to being asked if he identifies as a transvestite or homosexual