because this year starts on don't kill yourself thursday you must don't kill yourself for the entire year

WOAH 2026 STARTS ON DONT KILL YOURSELF THURSDAY? It's Don't Kill Yourself 2026. Repost to don't killing yourself.

mid posting like a rent-lowering gunshot

bluesky but green call that greensky

no cum 2026

everyone make sure to turn your calendars back one year for daylight savings year!!!

[being walked in on while watching a minecraft youtube video] *slamming laptop closed* UHHH I WAS WATCHING PORN I SWEAR

normalize cummies

tfw in the store's target demographic

i want pizza

i dropped my earbuds and had to stretch out of my comfy spot to grab them thus i conclude that gravity is transphobic

I love my friends so much

i have now taken to saying “thank you, satan” when my boobies jiggle

you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.

yeah im agp: Au Gratin Potatoes

i highly recommend watching at least the first few minutes of the talk just to get an idea of the impact

With another influx of users, a nudge to remind people to use alt text

ok whats up with us and 4 letter monikers aura (i also go by null) cyan mkoi neva sara rayn emma so many 4 char names and aliases among my queer homies

i havent read a book in like a month or something

im going to die of loving everyone around me

i just misread charlie kirk as chastity kink

pogchamp? no i said bog champ i am the champion of the bog i defend my fiefdom of cranberries from my watery throne i cast bogspiders upon thee

i love being a tall hot woman

good girls also take steps to keep their hardware secure

good girls use e2ee

Almost every argument against universal health care is just a guy who makes 200k a year sending emails saying "but the flea and tick lobby will be really upset if we give the dog a bath"

how i feel about the AI industry ruining my plans to buy computer parts

not really

y'all the zune was peak mp3 player

underwire sticking out of my bra :[ thank u santa 😔

what da tuna well if anyone needs to message me, hit me up on discord or signal lmao

mery cramos everynyan

“Like Prime, but with human beings.” __ Night and Fog (Nuit et brouillard, Alain Resnais, 1956)

Dragon shield brand condoms

The need to sleep, but the drive to worry

when you don't update, every day can be 0day 🥰

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

fundamentals are fundamental who'd'a thought

i genuinely enjoyed league of legends back when i could play it the hard part was seeing so many of my friends struggle with having fun in it (particularly when they weren't winning)

i love fog

the $5k dollar bill is an electrum piece

the only ethical ai is that which is homegrown by a person who barely sees the sun and spends their life raising it like a child as god intended

I walk up with this saying instead of "dont yuck someones yums"

bpd is big penis disorder, actually

what da tuna

When they ask me what radicalized me

psa