*clarifying to my woke pervert oomfs that this is a sexual thing and not like a class thing* I should have maids

her: babe those aren't the lyrics to sixteen tons, can you stop singing it like that? :/ me: soooooooome people say a man is made out of cum

just say no to age verification it’s indefensible

the best part of having shit memory is forgetting a good post i found and then reexperiencing it for the first time

catching a fat load in zero-g call it space jam

thank you older cis woman who saw me very visibly nervous in the women's room washing my hands. ur awkward joke about the paper towel dispenser going too fast made me feel like you didn't see me like an interloper and I felt super relieved ❤️‍🩹

putting acid on my waffles and experiencing eggo death

It's kinda nuts to me that there's, what, hundreds of thousands people maybe? Who know who Katie Tightpussy is but don't know her legacy of clock drawings

don't say you loved the anime if you've never read the manga

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

i love cats so much

Clicker training but with Windows 95 tada.wav for positive reinforcement and chord.wav for negative reinforcement.

just got sent this bullshit

is this good?

not now kitten, daddy is about to go nonverbal

you heard of running Doom on random gadgets but have you ever heard of… “Hosting a WebSite on a Disposable Vape” bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/project... this explains how! ((the internet is healing 😌)) #IndieDev

my hungry ass could never be a tuna fisher😂😂‼️💯🗣️🔈

if im going to live in a cyberpunk dystopian hellscape then im gonna need a lot more cyber and a lot more punk and more EL wire

this was just sent to me. you have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

eating a sandwich can be escapism if i'm the one doing it

What day do the cocks change this year

forcing myself to get through it all because im transgender & i must survive

a dominatrix known as "Weird Gal" Spankovic

I love trans women because you can be having sex with the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, then she'll suddenly start infodumping about Bionicle lore

Gotta participate in this year's -tober challenge

ⓘ t𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘶𝘨𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘣𝘴. 𝘪 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘴. 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘬𝘢𝘣𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘴. 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘬𝘰𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘐𝘐𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

There it is, black and white. Noncon art ban

Art is a marathon, not a sprint. If you go at your own pace, you’ll do more in the long run. Breaks are good actually.

agrias

Dudes rock

pundits underestimating the power and importance of "what the fuck did u just say about my girl?"

Looking very loudly at some of you

"lets do a few tsumego before bed" FIVE. AM.

i live a multi-pillow sleepstyle

guys im going to be so normal about the homestuck show

okay the homestuck pilot episode was absurdly fast-paced but REALLY fucking fun to watch

this is what they’re tying to take from us 😞

You can just love on your friends. No one is stopping you

Nightsky Reminders - get something to eat - drink a glass a water - take your meds - posture check

me to my wife taping two monitors face-to-face for transport: "it's like the fagbag, but for monitors!" immediate headdesk from them

girl who invites you over to 'bust a nut' but she just needs you to help loosen something she overtightened pre-transition

I have absolutely no tolerance for this and if I catch you doing it it's an immediate block. Creators are people first. Show us the same compassion you show every other service job in your life.

i still think the concept of a girl fucking herself with her clone-a-willy after bottom surgery is goddamned hilarious and u cant take that from me

i think the main reason i prefer she/her over they/them is just because of degendering and how its pervasiveness has created a sort of mental connection in my head between “they” and transmisogyny