You will hear me often say that certain strategies are rude and annoying and no one should be playing them And then I do this to you, and suddenly all bets are off: my hypocrisy in broad daylight

Me, revealing when the card just says look: I don't actually *have* to show you these, I'm flexing.

Are we propped up by *incredible* fucking knives? Maybe. Does Ashe ensure we have those knives to cast in the first place? Absolutely. moxfield.com/decks/y-_MWz...

Are we propped up by *incredible* fucking knives? Maybe. Does Ashe ensure we have those knives to cast in the first place? Absolutely. moxfield.com/decks/y-_MWz...

Well that was truly a revitalizing experience. If you have not already heard @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social is doing a late night Arena stream where she chats and plays brawl and (in this case) let me join her while she asked me some pretty hard hitting questions. PLEASE do not sleep on this stream.

Alibubu

YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU AUTOMATE VOLUME FOR EVERY DRUM HIT FOR VELOCITY BRO GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP WE HAVE ALL OF THE TECHNOLOGY IN THE STEP SEQUENCER AND PIANO ROLL I AM BEGGING YOU TO STOP WORKING AGAINST YOURSELF

Homegirl 360 no scoping my glowing red weak spot from across the map: I'm surprised your Precious isn't the Buster Sword Me, tearfully: IT ISNT LEGENDARY 😭

"I'd like to reveal The Seriema off the attack trigger. Cast Seriema? EtB find Cloud, Midgar Mercenary. Cast Cloud? EtB find Buster Sword. Pass."

I've never actually attacked with Ashe, despite picking her a bunch in limited, but I *swear* this card is good. i just need some time and to put her in the command zone and i can prove it.

Dear WOTC, I've seen what you've done for TMNT, Spiderman, and even the Office. This year was Twilight's 20th anniversary. There is still time to make a Secret Lair. Sanguine Bond. Exquisite Blood. Maybe even some new to Magic designs. I have many ideas. The girlies would kill for this. Chase

Palom & Porom 6mv Will & Rowan reskin send tweet

Me: wtf why am I shivering Thermostat: 78°F Me: WELL THAT EXPLAINS THAT 🥶

The greatest meme ever made between us, all because I cast Get Lost

Me: wtf am I supposed to do with these Map tokens??? @thebloodricguy.bsky.social: I dunno, find yourself?

Anyways Final Fantasy fucking rules.

A video of me ripping the bong soundtracked by punchy dubstep drums, squelchy bass, and low-pass filtered piano drenched in reverb. I have wrestled with the synthesizers and they have revealed to me a portion of the secrets of wub

Alright maybe. MAYBE. I'll try and tweak and finish this at some point But idk, I more or less delivered on the idea

some fl studio producers drag their drum samples directly into the playlist for arrangement, rather than use the step sequencer, because they feel it offers a greater degree of control. so i give it a try precisely one (1) time and what the capslock fuck are they on about.

M A G I C : T H E G A T H E R I N G

Did you know? There is Still Time. #MTGProxy #MagicTheGathering

Got myself a steam deck for my birthday it's pretty much a future Gameboy *pointedly staring at Nintendo* and games are 5 bucks Truly there is a magic in a handheld video game box

An attempt to wield the limitless power offered by Ormacar in service of A Good Bit™️: putting the Poggles in the command zone and Forking 5mv burn spells. moxfield.com/decks/bqitrV...

My bad for assuming that game is a soulslike, it's just that everything that comes out is a soulslike

It's Thursday, so you know what time it is! HBVC RADIO TIME! Cole's been doing Frost Titan things. Quinn's been doing Grixis Mean Girl things. There's a man-eating shark in the water. No one is safe, everyone's being a menace! (2 episodes until 2 years of HBVC!) open.spotify.com/episode/2v96...

Don’t call it a comeback; we’ve been here for years. #MTGxTMNT gremcorp-shop.fourthwall.com/products/urn...

I'm working on something that's just silly and goofy to draw

Heyyyyyy so if you know any of us Lexicon hosts (@ajanisgaypridemate.bsky.social , @girldickenergy.bsky.social and @thebloodricguy.bsky.social among them) perhaps you'd like to join in and play some games of commander with us? Happens every Saturday, first come first serve!

🤯 using Enweb to put Hugs back in my hand

happy international lesbian day

So, I've been brewing Spiders Georg (Ygra Spiders) and I think I might actually be on to something here. There's, like, a surprising amount of synergy here and I really didn't expect it. moxfield.com/decks/19fy_v...

Ashling wow hey hai, ur really strong 😻

im so fucking serious right now

#Tokentober day 5 - frog lizard

I hope that eeveeryone has a great week 💖 📸 : @kevinqgray.bsky.social

It's *so* funny how Final Fantasy will look directly at their Dragoons and ask, "how do they even *do* that?" and just never fucking answer.

I can see it

#MagicTheGathering is a normal game that makes sense #MTG

1) "Not Today" bell on my work desk 2) Honk button - Untitled Goose Game 3) Horn button - Mario Kart 4) Moxfield PNG Button 5) Coffee maker power button 6) Laptop power button 7) "All Attack" on MTGA 8) 🦎🦎🦎 9) Dodge roll button - LoZ & KH 10) Safety seal button on jar lids.

Summon: Esper Valigarmanda as graveyard hate is REAL

Bro said, "people used to make this with this really old vst, Massive" My knees 😭

Alright you know what time it is Brandon the Producer of @mtglexicon.bsky.social is plotting something...nefarious Disgusting Absolute defiled Debatably: narsty. He wanted us to get together and play our most annoying decks, so I'm playing Hylda of the Icy Crown

the TRANCE kuja put us in... @katiecombat.bsky.social playing Pramikon, Sky Rampart @girldickenergy.bsky.social playing Kuja, Genome Sorcerer @strixhavendropout.bsky.social playing Anikthea, Hand of Erebos ME playing Eriette of the Charmed Apple

The real reason im running og Tolaria in G'raha Tia is because i couldn't find another basic island while we were sleeving.

Keyword abilities are low key goated when participating in combat is the vibe

It's the 31 Days of Archiveween! Every day I share a scary alter from the archives until you beg me to stop (I will never stop). Today's Archiveween post is Blood Mist, from art by Joseph Meehan!

It's a few sets ahead now, but i'm still enjoying Final Fantasy 🤙

One last push for the weekend, and then a new episode next week!

Y'all, you should definitely pick up the new @snowqueenofhoth.bsky.social Secret Lair with Junji Ito art. It looks insane in person.

people keep handing me the reality fulcrum in om1 limited like it doesn't say "draw two cards and maybe cast them at a discount" and i swear you would play that sorcery.