1 repost = 1 "well done, my good and faithful servant" 1 scroll past = I will cancel your talk show and threaten your employer

Literally just have fun and play cards that excite YOU. Lean hard on self expression, but still eat your vegetables. You can play thematic/interesting ramp and removal cards if you don't like the staples, but do run ramp/removal of SOME sort!

Cards that are always on the brain: Vindictive Flamestoker Sometimes you just need to draw 4 cards when you're in the bin, and the stoker is a great red way to slowly work your way up to paying one red mana, discard probably 0, and get some gas

"The U.N. is a weak organization. Very weak. It's a group of countries that refuse to take the necessary action. But I am here to tell you, whether you like it or not, nanomachines will be used to eradicate the weak and enhance the strong."

im so mad i didnt make this joke first. its so good.

Going to MagicCon Atlanta? Lazz and I will have official Brew Review dice featuring our mascot Brew Hilda! Come grab a game or say hi to get one!

It's been a minute, but some Aya posting is needed. I got to do this and it was out of control

Yeah I'm Johnny Mardu: My Astigmatism Requires Da Uncolored-Sunglasses

Also I've joined the glasses club Got some blue light canceling lenses for my everyday use of computers. And uh yeah, things that are far away look clearer now

If it's not about Magic, it's about these two

This week on the Bolcast, Mike’s good pal and video game writer @ashleycooper.bsky.social joins to talk about just getting into Magic and the experiences that come with that Be sure to follow her and check out today’s episode! youtu.be/j6_0Z_tDNqQ?...

youtu.be/rDzg_j6nCsY?... To anyone who loves Bomb rush cyberfunk YALL NEED TO SEE THIS‼️‼️😭 #Bombrushcyberfunk #Artist #Hyperfunk

Is this how you tiktok? www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMR1FJAt/

HELLO WRITERS IN THE MAGIC COMMUNITY!!!

Pokemon's history of transferring mons forward to the next gen has always been so interesting to me Like, it starts from Gen 3 (RSE/FRLG) to Gen 4 (DPPT/HGSS) and then you have to: - Have a dual slot DS (gen 3 to 4) - have another 3/DS (4 to 5) - have a 3ds (5 to 6/Bank) - have Home

Quick, post forbidden 6 player commander game photos when no one is looking

Do you like these? Do you want it on your wall or desk? Do you want to support an unemployed artist? If you answered yes to any of these questions, click the link below and grab yourself something. #commissionsopen #mtgfanart www.redbubble.com/people/MtGCr...

A summation of the current state of Magic: The Gathering posting:

THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.

Only tangentially related but you reminded me of this

we should replace the president of the united states with chiitan the crazy japanese mascot

Actually. I need to get myself a sword of fire and ice altered to look like a gunblade.

Hey, @ajanisgaypridemate.bsky.social and I are playing Dungeons and Dragons over at @mtglexicon.bsky.social ONE SHOT TIME. CASINO HEIST. What could go wrong? www.twitch.tv/mtg_lexicon

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Hey, @ajanisgaypridemate.bsky.social and I are playing Dungeons and Dragons over at @mtglexicon.bsky.social ONE SHOT TIME. CASINO HEIST. What could go wrong? www.twitch.tv/mtg_lexicon

AND THE KNIGHTS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

Well it was within a thousand, I think

Once again, @ocremix.org has featured one of my tracks! This time, the second ever Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze remix posted on the site: ocremix.org/remix/OCR04895! Seriously people, go and make more covers of this game!

Had a dream I decided to upgrade Tivash to a bracket 4. Bought a mana vault and slotted the one ring back in. Woke up in a cold sweat with my phone open and a google search that just read: “mana vault prices” Scary times folks.

Silksong spins a taut lattice, almost every thread in its right place. You may get stuck in its trap. Wrestle mightily against its binds, however, and you will be wrapped in shimmering brilliance. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

Have never stopped thinking about this TikTok, but especially thinking about it right now

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

On this episode of HBVC, we're joined by @ctcmtg.bsky.social for a Captain Howler roundtable, and chat about content creation and K-pop Demon Hunters! Quinn plays Devil May Cry 3. Cole takes Urabrask off the shelf for a spin. Cody talks Destiny 2. Spider-Man? open.spotify.com/episode/7MXe...

Taro baby photos, for health

Also, wow these two really do trivialize that crazy Necrozma fight in USUM

248 resets and counting 😴

Fun fact: OC ReMix wouldn't have started had its founder, djpretzel, not recorded Sega Master System soundtracks off his TV onto cassette. (Recording @sega.jp VGM soundtracks onto cassettes is not JUST a universal age verification, it's a mark of good taste!) bsky.app/profile/ker-...

My dog, who just can't help himself around garbage, was given access to the bathroom and ended up eating a razor head. I'm at the emergency vet right now and he needs surgery. Would somebody be willing to buy a FtV Mox Diamond and an Invention Lotus Petal for at least $1000? He's my little guy

I'm about to start doing this, and will no doubt NOT have the same luck

What I wouldn't give to have a Pokemon Legends spin off game where you're from Ultra Space and your starter is this goofy mon Gotta save Johto from Ultra Beasts and learn about Poipole's dragon features

Age verification: I've been listening to a Mega Man 3 remix AND a Tales of Symphonia Dawn of the New World remix for 16 YEARS because they're BANGIN youtu.be/lKYysL21L6g?... youtu.be/ix4FsgBi2AY?...

Age verification: We're OC ReMix. :-D Honoring (+ occassionally dishonoring!) video game music through fan arrangements since 1999! ocremix.org/remix/OCR01492 bsky.app/profile/mrha...

It's 🔥Five Years since the launch of HADES v1.0🔥! Please enjoy this new rendition of 'In the Blood', featuring the voices of Darren Korb and Ashley Barrett accompanied by a full orchestra recorded at Abbey Road Studios, Studio 1: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRSp...

At our booth, you can come play EDH and Brawl with the team! We will have 11 Bracket-2 Phyrexian Commander decks - 5 of which YOU voted on! While the team will be responsible for having built most of the roster, @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social has donated their Ria Ivor list for our evil purposes~ 🧵 5/?

Good morning! #MCAtlanta is barely a week away! Here's a reminder that we will be there in the metal-flesh, at the Gathering Grounds, playing EDH & raising funds with Southern Fried Queer Pride! This post will be pinned & all relevant info about our plans will be threaded below. 💗➕🔄 🧵 1/?

Get me pictures of Spider-man! Check out the first of my build-your-own Precons for the latest set, featuring JJJ in a mono red aggro brew Thanks as always to my sponsors @moxfield.com @cardtrader.bsky.social @boneboxgames.com and CardConduit for making this video possible: youtu.be/Ly5RROgNPfY?...

Back from my trip, and straight into some thoughts about homogenous deckbuilding Check it out (or don't, I'm not your Mom)

I really don't have any words for this