Honestly this is so fucking funny that Ill up it to $20 and a $20 donation to a charity of your choice if someone pulls this off on stream

If you want me on your stream to try and be the first to claim this bounty (deeply fucked up btw that my best friend put a hit out on me), you probably know how to reach me

Chippy

ATTENTION THIS IS NOT A JOKE: I will pay someone 10 real U S dollars if you can show me proof you set @indominus-lux.bsky.social's life total to 10 (Sorin Markov, Magister Sphinx, life swapping her to 10. Regular damage or loss of life doesnt count) in a game of magic.* *she must also lose.

Im out in october. If anyone has any job leads, remote preferred or anything that will allow me to relocate and live comfy in like canada seattle, chicago, or twin cities, lmk. DM for resume

*attempts to log off* [Error] ... *attempts to log off* [Error] Uh. Well. Technically Medusa is back. But I may be stuck here while I figure out what's... going.. on. POST YOUR FAVORITE ENERGY CARDS (while I go check the breakers...) ~💡🦖

How u can find me while I recover from forest

BACK FROM FOREST!

Damn it would be wild if @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social got 13 more followers this weekend to reach that 1k threshold. That would be so silly. So goofy. So cool and awesome. 👀

Sunday doesn't get a fun Pneumonic device, it is for resting and snacking Show me your favorite food card - it can be food, or it can care about food

Saturday is now officially Smaugterday. Show me your favorite dragons! Bonus points if they would serve well as draft recruits in Karthus's army

Needed to finally get this out into the world, so here's a Blogger post I made about Sun Titan, Terminate and Animate Dead, and how I sort of relate my time with Magic to the Sun Titan artworks thebloodricguymtg.blogspot.com/2026/06/sun-...

I am declaring it Sphinx Sfriday! Post your favorite Cat-Bird-Person-Creatures 💙🖤🤍

I love how transparent Mana Pool is about their development work. The talented team behind this website listens to feedback and is passionate about building the best Magic marketplace out there. They RULE. 🌟And they demonstrate ethical labor practices.🌟 Make the switch and bookmark this. 💙

See you when you get back, Bestie 💗🤭

Is this @indominus-lux.bsky.social?

Heading down to Forrest today! See u all when I get back!

It's with heavy hearts that we mourn the passing of iconic artist, Ron Spears. With a flair for the fantastic, Spears's illustrations have transported players to planes across the Multiverse for over 20 years🌻magic.wizards.com/en/news/feat...

Bluesky banning Bugs Matrix is a fucking joke. Bugs is one of the pillars of this goddamned website, and this is bullshit

@infinitokens.com Im getting better at remembering these!

Pretty sure I just matched with Shallan Davar on Hinge

Between me & Dusa, she's the one who is quick & skilled at turning ideas into fun & useful analysis, providing new lenses to view EDH through while inventing catchy Pneumonic devices & participating in encouraging amounts of Yes, And-ing I spend 7 obsessive months in a Scryfall cave to build 1 deck

Im looking for 2-3 volunteers to test out a new service I want to offer where I get on a discord call with you and help you brew or refine your decks! I want to eventually do this as a paid service but Im going to offer it at the cheap rate of "free, but maybe tip my Ko-fi if you can"

Some introspection after deck writeup 2.

Yayy!!! I love that stupid snake lady sm… I want the arena art of her in paper too >:( Gavin pls give me future sight pharika with the new art in mb3 my life is yours

ko-fi.com/post/Deck-Wr... The Goddess of Affliction has arrived to lay claim to a world she ruined in the newest entry into my deck writeup series! Read over on Ko-Fi!

Certified yapper @benjithebrewer.bsky.social joins Cole and Quinn in this beastly episode of uncommon rarity vibe checks, Lokiception deck brewing and smoking mid movie nights with friends. And Niv-Mizzet doing an Ouroboros with a clone of himself? open.spotify.com/episode/7i98...

For your consideration

I don't WANT to [Win with Food Chain]. I WANT to [Auto Station Planets and Spacecraft]!

Happy Monday! Another deck writeup to come later in the week, but for now please go check out the first in the series if you havent! Ill be going over all my paper decklists and you can read them all for free on ko-fi!

we spent the last century reinventing the physical experience of womanhood to the obvious and vast benefit of humanity and I don’t think we should give any of that back voluntarily

Is this? Oh shit, it's my March. and that must mean those are... FUCK. My machines!

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This deck writeup is over a year old now, which means it's high time for a new one! This is going to be a bit different from last year, because I'm going to be writing up detailed blog posts on Ko-Fi. But don't worry, it's still totally free. Of course, Sharuum is first: ko-fi.com/post/Deck-Wr...

This deck writeup is over a year old now, which means it's high time for a new one! This is going to be a bit different from last year, because I'm going to be writing up detailed blog posts on Ko-Fi. But don't worry, it's still totally free. Of course, Sharuum is first: ko-fi.com/post/Deck-Wr...

The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

Wow am watching Interview with the Vampire for the first time and wow I didn't realize Lestat is such a huge knob.

How your email finds me

AYYO????!!!! Thank you Wizards for the creator card! /j

Well, for people who wanted Galactus Revealed by WeeklyMTG

?@?!?! Ok...uhhh, that pretty good.

Think Dina is headed in a direction where we may actually get rid of all taplands except these effects

LOVE this exact genre of effect

New Episode of Greetings From the Blind Eternities! With @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social as our guest talking about Three Big Guys Commander. Also @indominus-lux.bsky.social as our editor open.spotify.com/episode/41S4...

Oh HELL yeah! I love a 3 mana mana rock with upside!!! This one easily slides into Herighast, too!

The Card Image Gallery for the Wakanda Forever precon has delivered what might lowkey be my fav card of the set??!

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@infinitokens.com Some Pests from today's games with @girldickenergy.bsky.social @indominus-lux.bsky.social and @thebloodricguy.bsky.social

@thelovelymedusa.bsky.social's 3 Big Guys philosophy is expanding