So my job is about a 45 min drive to a free parking garage and then a 25 min walk to the actual job. Now this is super bullshit and I agree I should be mad, but its on the beach and my puppy brain is so walkpilled that going to and from the garage to my job is my favorite part of the work day.

JUST 2 DAYS FROM WINTER SOLSTICE, THE GREATEST FOLK POP ALBUM TO EVER BE MADE!!!!!!!! Please support my wife by buying her album

JUST 2 DAYS FROM WINTER SOLSTICE, THE GREATEST FOLK POP ALBUM TO EVER BE MADE!!!!!!!! Please support my wife by buying her album

the Supreme Thursday Injection Gang is pleased to announce yet-another perfect right leg injection and would also like to remind you that estrogen is a cheap, legal, and readily accessible medication that you should get if you want it or if someone in your life who can't get it wants it.

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Far more accurate than the fighter jet meme that people love so much

puppy bathroom lovers

My biggest take away from all the AI stuff is the only time I would trip all over myself to defend an action, its because I did wrong and don't want to admit it. Like, the fact you feel you have to say "no but like we used it but not that much." that means you know you shouldn't have at all!

Say it with me now. You cannot debate someone who believes in magic. No matter how hard you try, how sincere you are, how much you care, if they believe in magic that means nothing you say is or even can be real to them.

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin

Great time to be a BG3 hater finally

This is my comfort

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.

Realizing yesterday I said 5 days when its actually 4! IM SO GOOD AT THIS!!!! 3 days now until Winter Solstive the greatest album in the world written by my loving and deserving of all king's riches Wife. Please support her

a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it

Can we all say BG3 is actually not that good and everyone just likes it for being a big game now

Can we all say BG3 is actually not that good and everyone just likes it for being a big game now

can polyamorous individuals confirm?

this

Coming home and seeing your wife left her jacket like a rare loot drop in an mmo

Just know this is unironically my transition timeline

are you actually poly or are you monogamous

Doomer ass mindset app. Fucking all AI does is cause law suits and lose money but its still got people who should know better going "its not going anywhere guys :c why bother fighting the stupid robot that doesn't work :ccc" actually pathetic

Anyways 5 days away from my wife's folkpop album Winter Solstice and it really would mean a lot to me if you supported her ^^ bsky.app/profile/them...

You girls ever love someone so much just thinking about them fills you with warmth and affection and when you look into her eyes you can see that love reflected back at you and drives all the darkness out of your soul and you realize if someone like this can possibly love you then maybe you're okay

Me and the best

Anything could happen here of course but will be pretty funny if his case gets thrown out then he immediately dies from getting his dick sucked 10,000 times.

polyamory is on the rise because economic inflation and security advancements have made two-person bank heists practically unfeasible

POV you are pouting while i'm trying to cook

5 days before Winter Solstice. Wow it feels like we were just counting down yesterday and here we are again. Please support my wife in her music if you like folk pop, queer art, and being a decent human being 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

6 DAYS UNTIL WINTER SOLSTICE MY DARLING WIFE'S BIG ALBUM!! Sorry we were out christmas shopping all day and she's asleep and it reminded me of this. Please support a sleepy puppy's art!

Hot Spring

"You really made a 4 hour video?" No, I wrote a 7 hour video, then cut it down, and if you donate to our fundraiser for Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, you will receive access to exclusive bonus content as a thank you!

Cum is like really hot until the moment it touches me and then all my cells recoil as if under extreme distress.

FREE HIM SO HE CAN FIX IT

Btw TGAs are bullshit and stupid and don't matter and I know it. But also I'm sorry fuck the french my bugs were robbed

Doll Stand (1/2)

Would you believe it guys? Winter Solstice Just a week away! Winter Solstice, in a week! Woohoo! I'm so happy about this information :> Winter Solstice Just a week away! Oh, wow... Can you believe it? Winter Solstice... Just in a week! It got here so fast... Winter Solstice-

7 days until winter solstice. Support our trans artists and my incredible wife please!!!

namikai

You do not know he stole that. He could be enjoying a legally acquired croissant

8 days until Winter Solstice, the best folk album made by the cutest deer puppy. Please support the mynafolk fae worked so hard on this album.