The second single from the upcoming Hollowborn album, in which @vanessafunke.bsky.social delivers one of my favorite performances. Let's go hunting for imperialist vessels on the high seas, friends. Pre-order: hollowbornadra.bandcamp.com/album/what-t... www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBUp...

Tailgunner, the band with the guy Ive been screaming about for being a harasser/transphobe all year Well that same guy has just been outed for SA and rape. Every. Accusation. Is a confession.

Bored at the auto shop

Gym tunes

Been tempted to buy this game many times solely because I heard the shotgun whips ass

I bounced off DOOM Eternal multiple times but ended up loving The Dark Ages. Need to go back to DOOM 2016 to confirm, but DOOM TDA might be my favorite of the modern trilogy

Unironically what the plot of the Punisher Special should have been

just steal shit

Goes without saying for people who know me, but tapping the sign nonetheless

knew this reminded me of something

ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes

TI GER PUNCH!!! THE LIGHTSPEED ATTACK!!! youtu.be/R8eVfGjfTgY?...

No idea how this happened lmao. I don’t personally play Destiny, but Doug, who wrote this song and is a day-one Destiny fan, was stunned to say the least

The music video for Lords of Iron hit 1,000 views in its first day! Someone from Brazil commented that it was promoted in their recommended videos, which is absolutely insane to us. Thank you all for listening and for your enthusiastic feedback. We’ll have more to share with you soon.

#NowPlaying (again) Next album to calm the nerves is this lovely one by @lascaillesshroud.bsky.social. Well, theoretically it could also count as a single... 😆 Highly, highly recommended! lascaillesshroud.bandcamp.com/album/wyrmfi...

Was busy as hell today, so I almost forgot to mention that Lords of Iron also has a music video! We reject BAD GREEN SCREEN and AI SLOP We embrace the old ways of FROLICKING in the WOODS youtu.be/-lEYKWKNc7Y?...

The first Central Force single is OUT. Feels so surreal to finally release this song after obsessing over this project for months. Please give it a listen and let us know what your thoughts!

Reminder my latest album has a Star Wars song on it - about Saw Gerrera aliciacordisco.bandcamp.com/track/save-t...

May the 4th be with you, thanks to some awesome Star Wars power metal. justicar.bandcamp.com/album/mounta...

I love Tidal’s artwork for With Oden On Our Side because it is so obviously a scan of the booklet that comes with the digipak. I know because I flipped through it probably a billion times when I was fourteen

Gravelord Nito slaying in this number on the red carpet at the Met Gala

Power metal from Wichita KS and the Manilla Road shirt is the center of the photo and NONE of you caught the correlation? I am failing my pupils of power metal The lessons will continue with redoubled efforts

My Restless Temple vinyl

My power metal band Central Force (@centralforce.bsky.social) is releasing our first single “Lords of Iron” tomorrow morning at 8AM EST. I’ll make another post once the song is available, but I’d greatly appreciate anyone who follows us in the meantime!

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Spoiler alert: it fucks Ffo: Galneryus, Versailles, Blind Guardian

My power metal band Central Force (@centralforce.bsky.social) is releasing our first single “Lords of Iron” tomorrow morning at 8AM EST. I’ll make another post once the song is available, but I’d greatly appreciate anyone who follows us in the meantime!

TUESDAY

Cute Face

Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver

Thinking about how my high school band teacher referred to power metal as “dragon music”. He was so real for that

Truth

Lmao this just came across my YouTube algo and I have to share this with the rest of you. I think I actually kinda like it???

Foghorn Leghorn you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you

THE BEST THING ABOUT BAL-SAGOTH'S BATTLE MAGIC IS LISTENING TO IT FIRST THING IN THE MORNING WITH YOUR COFFEE www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek56...

This remains one of my favorite songs Ive written and a fan favorite for a reason. The whole song is a building melodic prog journey into an explosive power metal ending. John weaved a trauma line of grief and letting go about his brother through the whole thing and ended it with a perfect message

poisoning my entire island

They're coding with Claude. They used Violet. Someone even admitted to working with Sunny. A series of unfortunate events may befall the site

whoa, they straight up put lara croft (dead) in cookie's bustle

hey so i hate to do this again so soon after the last time but some unexpected expenses came up and we are in the negative again and need to afford groceries/etc if you can’t afford to help please don’t just if you can spare any it would be so helpful venmo.com/u/PhosphorGlow

Don’t know who this dipshit is but I’m afraid that “sorry for bad new’s my purist” is a banger