That’s fine, if they get to run Trump again then I get to run Zohran.

I agree with the part where he said, “And I cunt”

If you just put lead back in the gasoline, people would comprehend AI’s big brain and how efficient it is to use 200 year old destructive and inefficient energy technology to create modern technology.

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What the hell

It’s weird to me that in baseball they get to not pitch to the best player just because they’re scared. Can you imagine a rule where Wemby wasn’t allowed to shoot? Idk the analogy but it’s stupid.

Guy in charge of failing government is adamant that he’s not in charge

This country has such a deep depraved sickness.

Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."

Why Obi be @cndnba.bsky.social

I want to see Tim Robinson play Stephen Miller but only for me because of the dangers of humanizing that lizard demon

I live in constant gratitude that my America subscription comes with free full-length live daily 80 year old suck fests.

My opinion on Kash Patel arresting Chauncey Billups can only be read in dissertation form. All I can safely say is this is the HOTTEST country on the planet. Everyone is saying it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Small toggle points but moving to Bones Hyland to start the 4Q, having the offense flow well enough, then closing with TJ Shannon were my two favorite late details aside from Ant being an insane basketball player.

How can I worry about AI taking my job when it’s too busy making poop videos for the President of the US?

😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

My irrational fear of gym rats has now been validated by the news of their lead poisoning epidemic. I thought lifting weights just made you inherently dumber.

If only the Democrats resisted 1/100th as much as Hamas does with 1/1000000th the power to resist.

Cut to Stephen Miller wanking into a rose bush

Honestly I fully agree

This is the best Charlie Kirk eulogy of all time.

He said skill issue

Then why do you them if you’re such a good business man?

Does he mean the burning kites or literal appendages (what guns lol)

Ok not even MAGA believes that anything about the US healthcare system is the best in the world.

Now D’Angelo is gone, so maybe the rapture was real all along.

The free market, that liberals heralded since the early 90’s, chose Fox News to be the most watched, richest, most important news network in the world.

Turns out the lieutenant was Gary Sinese

China is literally blowing our back out rn, and all I can think is, “but this time he’s doing it because he loves me.”

The worst part of Diane Keaton dying is that we’re about to lose the last of the actors who were just actors rather than either social media and content brands constantly doing commercials or unsuccessful actors who have to work 50 hours a week doing Door Dash just to make ends meet.

It’s incest to marry someone you went to high school with in the Suburbs

LeBron James will be the first player to miss games because of dementia

The fact that none of the actors in this scene break a bit is unbelievable. I have to see the outtakes.

Call it communism

Me at the Chinese Consulate tomorrow: Hi I would like to seek asylum because my president just declared war on my city for being gay and immigrant

ABC re-hired Jimmy Kimmel which means the US is healed, nothing is wrong, and we can stop the Disney boycott and go back to the regularly scheduled program of law enforcement brutality, gun violence, state sanctioned genocide, and freedom of speech suppression for actually acknowledging those things

I can’t believe they fired my favorite Karl Malone impersonator

If you ever had any doubt that rightwing media is just official state propaganda at this point, consider that Charlie Kirk was replaced on his show by the sitting Republican vice president who ‘interviewed’ White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller. Independent media!

When does The Hague get involved???

Maybe the Democratic Party should be addressing why they refuse to pronounce their candidate for mayor of the largest city in the US’ name correctly. Mom, Donny. It’s not difficult for anyone who is not racist.

more serious take- how is hakeem jeffries ever going to be able to try and credibly unify the party after this. how are you supposed to undermine the democratic nominee like this and then in 2026 turn to progressives and say “vote blue no matter who” with any seriousness

WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽

If it goes below 25%, do we get a p*blic exec*tion?

Not my Governor

Does this apply to anyone convicted of 34 felonies?

He’s going to keep saying crazier stuff like this so that he normalizes it before he does it again. That way he can keep to the sports tribalism of American “Democracy” and gaslight his supporters, who now can’t be wrong because they may be complicit in a couple of genocides.

What the hey led to the jump in the last couple weeks in the 30-44 group?

All the kids who probably didn’t vote in 2020 and definitely didn’t vote in 2016 had no idea what they were getting into but hated Covid lockdowns and blamed Biden just because the republicans did even though Trump was president for the majority of lockdown. That or inflation?

So glad they waited to stop anything this administration wanted until after the big booty hole bill passed

I’m actually on the Dems side here. If the Biden Administration unsealed this, it would have been so much easier for Trump to brush this under the rug. Trump digging his own grave on this is key, if the paradigm truly does shift. Personally I haven’t seen the Epstein stuff sway anyone on the right.