100% focused on arresting those who touched floating paint. 0% focused on arresting those that touched children.

⚠️ WARNING: ICE abducted a pet owner, leaving two dogs to starve for a week. Only the landlord saved them. This isn't a mistake; it’s a sickening pattern. When agencies treat people as disposable, innocent lives become collateral. This cruelty must end.

Dang it. I missed my 3-day “war’s over” window to fill up at Costco.

Taking a break from the daily insanity to bring you baby skunks playing in the yard… 💗🦨 the cuteness 😭

At some point the legal community will have to put Blanche before state board to defend his law license. Seriously.

Leave it to an Italian woman to do what conservative American men are afraid to do - stand up to a bloviating compulsive liar. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

I want to highlight for psychiatric clinicians some lines from Trump’s failed emergency motion to the DC Circuit seeking to keep his name on the Kennedy Center. “The name ‘Kennedy’ is still on the Building, but in a much stronger form,” Trump writes. (That is, below his.) 1/5

Just as I predicted, they’re covering up the removal of his name from the #KennedyCenter just like, you know, the Epstein files.

Sorry to those who already had their tickets.

💥 Fmr US Marine inside destroyed school in Iran. "Precision strikes on CHILDREN by the Epstein Class with YOUR tax dollars." @RealKenOKeefe

20 minutes old and Miss Butter Fly-Girl is already serving lewks! #ButterFlyGirl 🦋 #MonarchButterflies

Who is going to join me in NOT watching these CBS shows tonight or any other Friday night? Sheriff County Fire Country Boston Blue Sorry, Donnie Wahlberg, nothing personal. #BoycottCBS #ColbertBumpCBSSlump

Out of respect for this great human being, my time watching CBS will be nearly nonexistent. Happy trails. @colbertlateshow.bsky.social

Support tonight Stephen Colbert last show, Thursday May 21st... BOYCOTT CBS tomorrow

I'm hoping Colbert gets record setting ratings for his last show and then CBS goes off a cliff.

No more “Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the Late Show. I’m your host, Stephen Colbert!” Fuck CBS 🤬

📌NOTE: Trump has made Stephen Colbert even more popular, and CBS even less watchable. Well done, asshole.

Tonight we congratulate our friend Stephen Colbert and his writers, staff and crew for eleven years of excellence. Watch Colbert’s finale tonight, and then never watch CBS again.

After tonight’s Colbert, I vow to never watch CBS again.

Jimmy Kimmel Urges Viewers to Never Watch CBS Again After Colbert Finale Airs www.mediaite.com/media/tv/jim...

CBS didn’t deserve Colbert, and they’ll crater after tonight’s finale.

Say goodbye to Stephen Colbert and then say goodbye to CBS. A network that loses Colbert loses its cultural relevance. Period. Please repost if you agree! #StephenColbert #Colbert #CBS

The USA has blocked 5 players from Iraq's team from coming to the World Cup. Including one who plays in the English Football League. Boycott the World Cup.

🔥 SPRINGSTEEN: "I’m here to support Stephen Colbert, the first guy who lost his show because a president can't take a joke - and the Ellisons feel they need to kiss his ass… small-minded people with no idea what freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about." 🇺🇸

It’s really hard to describe how insane this story is. Of course Patel went snorkeling over the USS Arizona - that’s what happens when you put an irreverent internet troll in charge of a government agency. Disrespectful assclown.

ICE detention facilities have ‘inhumane, unacceptable, cruel conditions’: California AG share.google/FY9oklBBIUDs...

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Just to be clear, if you are #lgbt, #disabled, people of color or a #women and drive a toyota or are thinking about purchasing one. this is what they think of you. Many women seem to miss what DEI actually means, that is includes you also. www.thepinknews.com/2024/10/04/t...

Trump gets: - $100M arch - $1B ballroom fund - A gold coin with his face on it - A $1.8B slush fund for his MAGA buddies Meanwhile, he's left Americans with higher grocery bills, higher health care costs, and higher gas prices.

. No timeline cleanser today . . . Just this: 🖕 Trump and his damn Capitol Riot Funding ! And now: ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️

President Obama: “We pulled it off without firing a missile. We got 97% of their enriched uranium out. There’s no dispute that it worked and we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

Remember that time Donald Trump scammed the USA Freedom Kids. He shirked his contractual obligations; fees for their performances, travel expenses and allowing them to set up a booth to sell merch. He’s always screwed kids one way or another.

🚨BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court (SCOTUS) has allowed Alabama to select a different map for this year’s congressional elections in a stunning, last-minute move to interfere with another state primary election that has already begun. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

DROP OUT, KATIE! It's time to go, @katieporterca.bsky.social Your best and ONLY chance at this point is as a SPOILER. You need to come to terms with it. And FFS, do you work for the GOP now? No one tears down our best shot to win like YOU do. Just stop it. #DROPOUTKatiePorter #California2026

Time for Katie and Matt to do the right thing and drop off out. They have no chance of being in the top spots.

Xavier Becerra is the logical choice. All other democrats should drop out from this race asap. Including Katie Porter.

Katie needs to drop out!!! She’s helping the republicans!!

Time to drop out & endorse @Xavierbecerra, Katie. Thank you.

It's outright shameful that Antonio Villaraigosa, Katie Porter, Matt Mahan,Tony Thurmond, have not dropped out of the race for California Governor. These fuckers needs to DROP the fuck out today!! I despise a selfish asshole. We cannot afford a MAGA governor or mayor. What the fuck Democrats....

Meet Roxie- yes she knows Rudy Giuliani is in the hospital- but her life is in danger- she’s so much more important than he is- #MAGA #nycacc wants this car riding pup dead- why? We can stop it by reposting her- by finding a NE foster 4her- Her obit isn’t the most anticipated 1️⃣- Trump’s is-

Call her and let her know you want her to do this.

WE ARE UNDER-REACTING‼️ If you needed any more proof that the Voting Rights Act is still necessary, just look at what’s happening right now: red states rushing to wipe out Black representation the second SCOTUS gutted it. What went down this week is going to have devastating consequences. 🧵

Good to know these are all indictable offenses

Guess DOJ has to indict Bezos next

CHRIS MURPHY: You fired half the department! LINDA McMAHON: That's hindsight MURPHY: What does that mean?

He hates comedy because it speaks truth to power & a malignant narcissist can't handle that. Period. End of story. With many thanks to: @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social @latenightseth.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

Had to turn off Meet the Press. Instead I’ll be watching the livestream of the Big Bear eagles’ nest. Little buggers are already starting to grow! #Nature

I love when he accidentally tells the truth!