Get a load of this.

Spain editing the dotard out of the official FIFA pictures like why can’t life be that simple?

Did you know?

Like a good neighbor…

So how did he do last night? My bullschitt meter broke 9 years ago.

When does the part where the president does everything he can to help the people in his country start? Did I miss that part?

The air is full of smoke, the food is full of parasites, and the water is full of data center bacteria but at least we stopped all that DEI children's cancer research!

Ossoff comes off like a mensch every time. He comes out the winner tonight, no doubt. Might even clinch his party’s next presidential nomination.

He’s gonna put them out for preorder at 10 bucks, right?

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What? Still no Mitch? All we need is one very brave investigative reporter. Who is up to the task?

Asking for a nation: To those still holding out. Do not air the liar’s lies tonight. Thank you

I love this for him.

Looks like all major networks are ignoring the big, exciting address tonight. Can he order it be covered?

He looks 10 years younger. Robust. Almost glowing.

So glad I’m not the one who had to clean out that weirdo’s bedroom.

Mama said not to speak ill of the dead. That’s all I got. For the moment.

I wonder if they get calls for Thai take out.

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Funny how Captain Cankles always needs a couple of days off after a *ahem* cognitive exam.

@drjackbrown.bsky.social Would love an analysis on that video Platner put out yesterday. 👀

Hey Folks, Remember in November A US Olympian was brought up on charges of vandalizing tRump’s Reflecting Pool today while actual terrorists spread their feces on our Capitol walls while chanting “kill Mike Pence” and they are free and awaiting compensation. Remember in November

File under interesting.

To anyone not familiar with this poet’s account, do yourself a favor. 💙✌🏼💙

Take a moment. You will be ever thankful you did.

Novel concept. 👇

How do they all sit there on the world stage without laughing in his face? Without screaming? Without correcting him? CALL OUT HIS IDIOCY!

What about that Mediterranean cruise my family has booked? We can’t go? Sorta kinda sounds like communism to me. No?

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You know how he always goes missing for a day at the beginning of each month for his infusions or whatever? Doesn’t seem like that happened in July yet. Wonder what’s up.

Where’s Mitch?

Like this a million times.

The tRump curse lives. I wonder if we can say the same about Mitch?

Happy 4th from the Florida Keys!

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🇺🇸 USA USA USA USA 🇺🇸

A Tale of Two Pools

Show her the money!

They elected a sexual predator. No notes.

“thousands”

@angrystaffer.bsky.social YooooHoooo! Where are you? 💙✌🏼💙

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Ossoff is hot hot hot.

I think Jesus would appreciate free lunch get served along with the Bible in Texas schools, right?

Please tell me one thing he has successfully accomplished.

Where is the Video of the Reflecting Pool Vandals?

If you’re like me, every confirmation of his deterioration is simultaneously frightening and reassuring. Have a read.