#gojailatarsehq WISE WORDS from Bildaddy himself. Listen up, people.

Right. Listen to Bildad! I know things look Apocalyptic. Again. But the world doesn’t end nearly as often as it threatens to. You get up and put on trousers (or skirts. Or whatever) - optional but encouraged - you make tea or coffee or whatever green liquid you’ve decided is good for you now, ...

Please donate anything you can or share if you can’t ❤️

#gojailatarsehq @louiserabeyart.bsky.social I'M READY I'M READY WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?? LET ME AT 'EM!!!

Colleen, the graphic novel is BEYOND gorgeous. So well worth the wait; I’d do it all again! Please don’t apologize; I’m sorry that you’ve been getting unnecessary heat for something that’s never been in your skillet. Please know we appreciate everything you’ve done for this fandom and more! 💖💖

Hey folks, you realize...I'm not the publisher...right? I really hope you all get your Good Omens books as soon as possible, but I have ZERO info and ZERO access to info. I'm a FREELANCER not an EMPLOYEE. I don't run the show.

He's so beautiful that, when I unwrapped him, I spent ten minutes just cradling him in my hand. Looking at him. Unable to put him down. 💛 @ineffablesilver.bsky.social 🥹✨

Hello @mchshe.bsky.social Hope you are having a lovely day!

#gojailatarsehq AHAAAAAAAA!!! HAVING A NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY WITHOUT ME EH??!! WEL- ... ... Bugger! I've missed it. HRH

#gojailatarsehq We would just like to send to PERMANENT JAIL those who let off fireworks indiscriminately before new year (actually, we can't condone new year either). Jail just had a run in with some complete dipshi- Dick- Cu- Idiots, who traumatised two of the jail cats. Utter contempt. G.O. Jail

Hosting "pin the Effort on naked Gabriel" over here 👀🍆

Some exciting shenanigans happening at this party #GOjail

All of us in GO Jail:

Getting ready for 2026 and making sure the Omens are Good 🖤🤍

Michael 💜 www.instagram.com/reel/DS7VRb0...

I forgot to tell Crowley, but I'm going to note it here, so I don't forget: When fetching post and pastries from the village today, I spied a FOR SALE notice pinned to the wall. This might be PRECISELY what we need for country life, zipping about in a motorcycle and sidecar...!!

#ARSE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: HIS HRH'ness AT G.O. JAIL Dear peasants Compliments of the season to all! I hope this missive finds you well. After much deliberation & pondering, One has decided that One is due a much needed break. One is orf on One's winter holibobs. See you in a week. HRH G.O. Jail

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

@hinekosama.bsky.social 👀 Basically Aziraphale

#gojailatarsehq YES!! LOTS OF YUMMY FOOD! Plenty of Turkraken and soups to go around and the canteen deserts are legendary!! And please, ignore the bit about alcohol and HRH, S.O. Rabey gets a bit carried away sometimes. BRING ALL THE ALCOHOL FOR HRH!! He's partial to a dry white wine. G.O. Jail

#gojailatarsehq WE WANT EVERYONE FORMING AN ORDERLY QUEUE PLEASE! They will be searched upon entry to the Jail premises, by Officers Bildaddy and Makemyday. Anyone making Officer Makemyday blush will be refused entry. HRH WILL be there to greet each & EVERY one of you! Food gifts accepted. G.O. Jail

Rob Wilkins adds a bunny to his profile and we all go nuts. This fandom is so unhinged. I love you all. 💛

Happy birthday! @baddie48ofarse.bsky.social 🎉 They bought you a tiny tartan present. Hoping there isn't a fly inside it. All the loves from me and them. Please continue being you. ❤️

I also never got a chance to post this pic. Big snake Crowley got a brand new friend for Christmas... Smol snake Crowley! Thank you so much @appleseeds.bsky.social I adore him. 🥹❤️

I am still working on it though. 🎅✨ #GoodOmens #fanfiction

#gojailatarsehq MORE IMPORTANT NEWS! There's birthday cake left over from the boss's birthday yesterday, so enjoy a slice with a cupperty, when you arrive!! Lovingly baked by Miguel and Quincy. And I'm informed that they even washed their hands, before they started baking! G.O. Jail

#gojailatarsehq IMPORTANT NEWS!! Be there or be square. We're hip hop and down with the kids! G.O. Jail

I know I've posted about a million of these already, but... Look at them, I can't. 😭🎄❤️

#gojailatarsehq @ninstarfish.bsky.social @northernrobot.bsky.social @hinekosama.bsky.social Please take note. HRH G.O. Jail

#GoodOmens #GoodOmensBTS

#gojailatarsehq S.O. Rabey!! @louiserabeyart.bsky.social We've got a fix on this radio station's location! S.O. Bildaddy has put some hours in on this, I can tell you. Listen closely now, the location is down by the *rumblemumble tumpty doo* but BEHIND where they *shufflefuffle* Got that? G.O. jail

AhemAhem *clearing of tiny throat* Beloved Star, That Shines So Bright In The Evening Sky, Wouldst thou do me the greatest honour of dining with me, whenst thous ist availablest? I must check mine owne diary, but Tomorrowe Nite seems pretty goodst to me? Yours Ever HRH (Heartbroken?) G.O. Jail

A heads up to anyone else going to the David Arnold thing this Friday: the venue is not accessible and is in a Victorian building on the first floor.

#gojailatarsehq Just a reminder, I haven't forgotten about this. HRH G.O. Jail

#gojailatarsehq PEASANTS!! I hear there're rumblings amongst you that favouritism is being shown to our dear President, over this so-called over angst. I would like to assure you this is NOT true; she is simply a bit forgetful at times. Now, I must go & make her cocoa/w choccie cream. HRH G.O. Jail

#ARSE NOW LISTEN UP, YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT OF PEASANTS! There's a new Lady-Knight in town! Lady-Knight Bushybritches - by the Royal Order of His Royal Highness The Hamster of Justice So just you watch out. G.O. Jail

Lady-Knight Bushybritches😂

A Welsh town has claimed the coveted second spot on a ranking of the most underrated holiday destinations in Europe ✍️Ella Groves

What if this instead of mistletoe?

#ARSE GOOD MORNING G.O. FANDOM! Freezing here today, at G.O. Jail We've put the heating on for EVERYone, don't want complaints we're trying to freeze them to death! After a very busy couple of weeks, we're back to some sort of normality. HRH is going over the messages & emails as we speak. G.O. Jail

GOOD MORROW PEASANTS! All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the G.O. Jail! A day as a G.O. Jail Officer is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I *love* the G.O. Jail! HRH G.O. JAIL

#gojailatarsehq WELL, lookie here! We'd like to have an Open Day, where we'll be catching up with some Old Friends: @ninstarfish.bsky.social @northernrobot.bsky.social @badwolfgirl93.bsky.social @becky7750.bsky.social @theserpentofeden.bsky.social @louiserabeyart.bsky.social G.O. Jail

*Oh, for fuc- I mean, I turn my back for 5 minutes, FIVE MINUTES mind you, and all hell breaks loose. Oh well, little do they know it's a magical building and - really - it doesn't matter what you do to it, it'll be back tomorrow, along with all of the officers.. Let them have their fun. Bed time*

Just got these, they’re gorgeous! Thank you, @ineffablepenguin.bsky.social

🎅🏼🎄🎶 Been an awful good girl Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

~~AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA~~ THIS IS NOT A DRILL G.O. JAIL IS ON FULL LOCK DOWN...AGAIN If you do not need to be there we suggest you vacate the premises. Lockdown commences in...5...4...3...2...1 FULL LOCKDOWN OFFICERS, TO THE JAIL OFFICE PLEASE THIS is a drill!! Just in case you were unsure. G.O. Jail

*sighs heavily...one night of peace and here we are again* BREAK OUT THE G.O. JAIL DOGS PLEASE!!! We really hope EVERYone is up to date with their tetanus jabs. G.O. Jail

#gojailatarsehq *sounds of some...thing choking on what sounds like a...gin and...tonic...possibly bitter lemon perhaps, ice and a slicemmmmmmmm* spluttercoughcoughharrrghwahhhhhhcoughcough!!! WHAT WHAT EX LOVERS??! I WHAT I SPECIAL OFFICER RABEY!!!! @louiserabeyart.bsky.social HRH G.O.cough.Jail

#gojailatarsehq Well now, good morning Peasants. So lovely to see a nice, quiet day for Jail and the Fandom. Let's keep it that way, shall we? As you were. HRH G.O. Jail

A very ineffable Christmas! Thank you! @ineffablepenguin.bsky.social