For Heaven's sake. And I mean that most literally. You don't know me? Well, uh, what about you? Demon? Do you know me?

How could we be happy knowing we were leaving all these people to goodness knows what awfulness. #go3spoiler #goodomens3spoiler #go3trailer

When you were an angel. We worked together on the Horsehead Nebula.

He said what?

"Anything you need to take with you?" "No. Nothing I can think of. I think I... Nothing at all."

Nobody's at war. You idiots sent an idiot to lead a gang of idiots to attack a bookshop. Those idiots there want their Archangel back so they can fire him.

Well, it's good to know there's someone who understands. Thank you. It's a pity we'll never speak again.

Listen. Do you hear that?

You clearly can't do this on your own. #go3spoiler #goodomens3spoiler #go3trailer

"Nice job, Shax. Beautifully done. Remind me to put in for your commendation." "Sarcasm, yes?" "Yep." "I'm afraid so."

I... um... So, um... the Metatron, you know, I don't think he's as bad a fellow... Well, I think I might've misjudged him. You see, I...

Yeah, we did a thing, hiding miracle. Apparently, if we do a miracle together, it all works a bit too well.

Desperate measures must be taken. I haven't done this since the great war. It's something we're only meant to do when we're actually on a wartime... footing.

Well... then there's nothing more to say.

Oh... You people. Amazing.

I... um... So, um... the Metatron, you know, I don't think he's as bad a fellow... Well, I think I might've misjudged him. You see, I...

He said what?

I have to tell you, you can all leave now, and nobody will be hurt.

No. No, I don't suppose it does. Good luck.

You know, as Supreme Archangel, you would be able to decide who to work with.

"So, do you have any idea where the book of life might be?" "Of course I don't." #go3spoiler #goodomens3spoiler #go3trailer

Excuse me, I'm sorry, I must interrupt you there. Um... Oh, and I've brought over a coffee.

Um... I suppose, from some points of view, this could look bad, but I did arrest him.

Angel, time to go. #go3spoiler #goodomens3spoiler #go3trailer

Right. It's just you and me, Aziraphale, eh? I think we need to have a bit of a chinwag, don't you?

I have to tell you, you can all leave now, and nobody will be hurt.

And so... it ends. Everything ends. Time and the world is over, and we begin Eternity... forever and ever. Amen.

"Can we throw books at them?" "Mmmmm, I'd rather you didn't." "Obviously no fiction, but encyclopedias? It's all online these days anyway."

I told you you could ask. However, I am the only First-Order archangel in the room, or, you know, the Universe, so I'm not gonna answer so much. But you feel free to knock yourself out with all the asking. Anyway, Armageddon the Sequel, that's a nah. What's next on the agenda?

We're not a game. We're real people. You can't just pair us up for your amusement.

You can't leave this bookshop.

Well... then there's nothing more to say.

"How I am supposed to get ten million angels to stand down from their war footing is... It doesn't bear thinking about." "You should try to get ten million demons to put down their weapons and go back to work." "Well, at least we know whose fault it is!"

We don't need Heaven, we don't need Hell, they're toxic. We need to get away from them, just be an us. You and me, what do you say?

As are we. Utterly ready. Armageddon, here we come.

Yes, well, I brought you a coffee from the shop. It's an oat milk latte with a hefty jigger of almond syrup.

(Will also be tagged # go3trailer)

"Do people ever ask for Death?" "What?" "Well, the name of your establishment, "Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death." I assume they always ask for coffee." "They don't ever ask for Death, no." "No, I don't suppose they do. So predictable."

Now, if you wanted to work with him again, that... might be considered irregular, but it would certainly be within your jurisdiction to restore your friend, Crowley, to full angelic status.

That's really sweet.

He said what?

I didn't collaborate with Heaven any more than Gabriel collaborated with Hell. I just found something that mattered more to me than choosing sides.

I... But, um... my bookshop.

It's fine. You're forgetting about the bees.

What's that lovely human expression? Oh, yes! Hold that thought. You see, I... I have some incredibly good news to give you.

Earth. #go3spoiler #goodomens3spoiler

“Ngk,” said Crowley

Aziraphale has been here for almost 6000 years. We must applaud such devotion to duty. And it hasn't gone unnoticed.

It's... It's about the Antichrist.

What kind of stupid question is that, ‘Still a demon’? What else am I going to be, an aardvark?