Happy New Year babes! May you all paint your faces with the blood of your enemies and drink champagne from their skulls in 2026 🥂

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/

Hey! That's where she gets all her ideas and ethics!

Privacy stalwart Nicholas Merrill spent a decade fighting an FBI surveillance order. Now he wants to sell you phone service—without knowing almost anything about you.

funnystory. I had no idea what an oxford coma was until I joined a dating website years ago. profiles kept listing it as something they would debate. It was just how I was taught it was supposed to be. didn't know the name of it

John Waters’ 1995 Christmas Card. Steve Buscemi dressed as John Waters.

it needs to be said that 3 years from now presidential pardon doesn't cover being sent to the Hague for trial

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

@misskatefabe.bsky.social as someone who ocasionally points out how wrestling doesn't have a deep play book.did you see that WWE/AAA now has 2 heel factions both called the vision or the eye

Big shoutout to @ecfnj.bsky.social at @fourcolorfantasies.bsky.social for this idea! Comic-shops, hit me up, ok?!

so, america is going to war again I guess

Kevin Nash and Mick Foley are the real ones.

Mick Foley was my favorite wrestler as a kid. he showed today he is still cool

a 79 year old man is not beating the poor health headline by not being able to flip a coin.

Dale City/ Woodbridge Virginia is in the news again x.com/Shazzad31/st...

Settings > Apps > Safari > Tabs. Choose Bottom, get your buttons back.

The season 2 premiere of @fallout.bethesdastudios.com is just days away, inspiring me to go back to the Third Rail and reminisce, sharing songs I sang 10 (!) years ago as Magnolia in the game Fallout 4! “Baby, It’s Just You” is a sultry, smoky tune… watch out for this girl, fellas…

I remember when you got on an airplane and you didn't have to PRAY TO CTHULHU but now it's all ELDER GOD this and DAMP HAND TOWEL THAT and I'm sick of it. Can't we go back to before those that made the stars demanded our allegiance in their hellish reality? Also, ENOUGH with the Biscoff!

Tarrentino may hate Paul Dano, Owen Wilson, and Matthew Lillard. But he loves and misses some guy named Harvey Weinstein

@mouthdork.bsky.social here is that stray toasters book Iwas telling you about www.amazon.com/dp/396792172...

me: religion is so embarrassing me listening to John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together: god is real and he made a little frog puppet to tell us to be good to each other

Frank Gehry passed away. i heard Merryweather post pavilion was designed by him

She ALWAYS kicked all sorts of ass

the last Tarrentino film I liked was Kill Bill. which is mostly homages to things I already liked. I wanted to like Bastards. uentin seems to be on a villain arc right now though

I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic. It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.

IG served me Laura Snowden explaining a thing she does with singing over a harmonic to mimic a note bending and it was rad so I looked up her album and it's fantastic. Guitar and voice and that's all you need when it's this clear and focused

with all the gmail stuff coming out; i think i'll have to go to proton mail

this sounds kinda cool

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release the donny and bubba tape

things i am hearing abotu the new running man movie. it sticks too close to the book in a bad way and has none of the edgar wright like action from hot fuzz

@misskatefabe.bsky.social movie review idea for you and alex. Barton Fink. the plot is Barton is writing a pro wrestling movie. not sure if that is a stretch but its better than Freddy got fingered

@cbccpodcast.bsky.social have you guys heard of the video game dispatch. i know you aren't gamers but you did the book club on the walking dead game inspired comic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK0c...

Virginia House seats won by Democrats this century, out of the chamber's 100 seats: in 2001: 32 in 2003: 34 in 2005: 40 in 2007: 44 in 2009: 39 in 2011: 32 in 2013: 33 in 2015: 34 in 2017: 49 in 2019: 55 (first Dem majority since 1999) in 2021: 48 in 2023: 51 2025, i.e. this week: 64

@baileyannej.bsky.social at this point i don't know how they keep any of their coaches. Carberry is beyond awful

if democrats were smart they would be setting up food banks. to help people. they could use all taht tv advertising funds that no one sees. and use them as voter registration opportunities

Winsome Sears is no longer Speaking! she is losing. or has lost. yay virginia

controversial horror movie take Cabin in the Woods is overrated

Take a lesson from the Black Panthers who understood how to feed people

“the president got mad at a television commercial so now your maple syrup is more expensive” is no way to run a country

I was born at the children’s hospital in Washington DC

@misskatefabe.bsky.social when did Kyle O'reily's theme turn into a saved by the bell sounding theme

The average age of U.S. homebuyers is now 56, up from 49 last year. In 1981, the year trickledown economics began, it was 31.

I cannot stress to y’all enough what a big turnout we had in small-town Maine for No Kings. Ellsworth (pop 8,500) had 2,000. Southwest Harbor (pop 1,750) had 775! Yes, folks came from the surrounding rural areas and towns but even so, these are impressive numbers!

wish i could be at the no kings protest in DC. hard to travel for me

Not being even vaguely sarcastic: At some point, a journalist needs to ask Johnson “you regularly claim you have no idea what your own government is doing. If we take you at your word, how are you so poorly informed, and do you this level of ignorance should disqualify you as speaker?”

Just want to point out that part of the overall plan of the Dark Enlightenment/Network State oligarchs is to create a parallel media which they control, as I noted in this article last year (Bari Weiss is a long-time fixture in the Thielverse): www.dailygrail.com/2024/10/the-...