you're laughing. George Galloway has been detained under anti-terror legislation at Gatwick Airport on the way back from Moscow and you're laughing.

@joxley.jmoxley.co.uk #NoAutismBefore2010

Nothing says performative Christianity like pulling a cross on training wheels because you’re too much of a pussy to drag it. And I bet it’s made of Balsa wood

What movie do you consider ‘perfect’

Friends & BBT are both long running and consistently funny. They might not be to your taste but they’re broad humoured enough to be to a lot more people’s taste than your specialist niche comedy. FWIW -B99 is the best recent American sit com and I’d always vote for original Frasier.

Anyhow I saw the best garden hedge in London today A+++ no regrets

For no apparent reason I can’t stop listening to this youtu.be/8P09rxVaQAM?...

Was it due to an explosion caused by gas maybe?

Me, ahhh once the knight defender arrives and I’ve painted it up, I’ll start focusing on building up the white scars army I’m planning. Games Workshop - LOL no you won’t, you’re an Ultramarine Scumbag and always will be. Here, look at these you slug www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

Gen X men don’t have much day to day contact with state organs. Unlike young people in full time education who are seen daily by staff with a legal duty to contact prevent if they feel it warranted. So who would report them/try and de-radicalise them?

PSA!!!. Mindhorn is on BBC1 tonight at 12:45. It’s proper good

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Sniggering about todays wordle because I is 13

It’s not simply important to denounce political violence because it looks bad not to. It’s the right thing to do on the merits. Even more specifically to this moment it’s important because the forces of fascism are inherently better at political violence than the forces of civic democracy.

btw the fact that the Mandy "luv u forever, hang in there buddy' thing happened in 2008 immediately before Gordo brought him back means we can chock this up as another terrific personnel decision by the G-Man

V bizarre seeing people including reporters posting "THEY NEVER REPORTED THE SIGNATURE WAS PUBIC HAIR" which was definitely reported at the time, but supports my priors that people can't read or retain information

Me reading your posts

Imperial knights getting +2 to movement, +1 to advance and +1 to charge, plus rerolls, assualt and certain strats allowing advance and charge is just hilarious. My lancer can now move 16 as normal D6+1 advance and then D6+1 charge. Proper game breaking LoL

Is it because I is a racist?

Note that the actual announcement does not specify the name of the president

All closely related to each other because North Yorkshire www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@nute will point out he died in 2020

www.bostonglobe.com/games/mini-c... @telibarb.bsky.social

Holy shit, the MMRV vaccine, which adds chickenpox to the MMR vaccine, is being introduced in England and Wales! This is phenomenal news! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hence all the photo stunts in the election

Me: Yes. Why does Victor von Doom call himself Doctor Doom even though he never finished his studies, while Reed Richards has a PhD but he calls himself Mister Fantastic? Interviewer: [pinching the bridge of his nose] For the last time, questions about the job.

Don’t think Liverpool have the defence to win the total this year

Random thought for the day. With all the “school must prepare children for the workplace” stuff, why did Gove slash coursework, considering in actual work, you don’t sit exams, you have to deliver projects on a deadline (ish). Which is much more coursework related than having to cram for exams.

This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.

@maxrushden.bsky.social #FootballWeekly how does duty of care and safeguarding work with under 18’s in a adult men’s football dressing room?

From my experience, the kids who didn’t get a 4 the first time, got it for the very good reason that they’re not very good at the topic, & then having them do less lessons whilst they’re focusing on courses they actually want to do is a fine recipe for failure. www.theguardian.com/education/20...

@stephenkb.bsky.social do you think we should send this to our American friend from yesterday or is she still wanging on about you putting down the proles?

Nothing funnier to me than this independent journalist who rails against phone bans in schools being a paid shill for a corporation that makes smartphones for six year olds.

@maxrushden.bsky.social catching up with Midweek Mayhem. Re Willie’s poonami in the onesie, do you know most of them are designed to be able to be pulled down if there is a leakage and not have to try and pull it over the head. I believe they’re called envelope necks.

She’s still fucking going. Amazingly funny

Well this is much more fun than I was expecting

Boomers - YOUNG PEOPLE NEED TO GO BACK INTO THE OFFICE SO THEY CAN SOCIALISE AND LEARN HOW TO WORK WOTH COLLEAGUES OH FUCK NO, NOT LIKE THAT www.theguardian.com/money/2025/a...

Public Service Announcement - if you’re down near Weymouth/Portland way. Go visit the Castletown D-Day experience. A good few hours of the best museum experience you’ll have. It’s mostly hands on and you get an idea of how heavy stuff is, what it’s like to use.

Palestine Action is above all incredibly tedious and indulgent. The time and money of everybody protesting would demonstrably be much better spent on donations to non proscribed charities and aid organisations dedicated to helping Gazans. Victims of war crimes an adornment for their public display.

A fascinating night on BBC Four for Old Hollywood fans… www.bbc.co.uk/schedules/p0...

The other thing is that you can’t claim racism with Maths, it’s either right or wrong & easy enough to check if it’s been marked right. And a D isn’t something that with a bit of study you can turn into a B. You’re fucked, you don’t understand the concepts enough to be able to improve enough

As it’s that time of year again. What were the alternatives to ending the war other than dropping the bomb? And how many people would have died during those alternatives?

I am absolutely certain that there is a better name for this.

I mean people joke about this but what's the alternative? It's where a lot of people now get information and you can't just leave that space to misinformation peddlers and those who aren't doing that deliberately but will pick on others' messaging if you don't.

*Sweet Caroline Intensifies*

Very disappointed that @norcrosscricket.bsky.social isn’t doing the ads for Noobru in Tony Grieg stylee #SofaFlashbacks