transgender for every member of your family!!!

the secret to art is saying you are going to kill your self 1000 times and then making something beautiful

Bullfrog of the day! Saturday, 6 Dec 2025

Bullfrog of the day! Tuesday, 2 Dec 2025

The floor needs to be strong to support the weight of the millions of people who'll inevitably be thrown onto it as wealth inequality gets worse

Idk wtf I'm doing and have no plan for the future ever

A certain type of liberal is going to see images like this and think: "I knew horseshoe theory was real"

I cosign every single word of this anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...

If she's welcome in the tent, what's the fucking pole that holds the whole thing up? What unifying principal does everyone in the tent adhere to that makes it a political tent instead of just a collection of cynical assholes?

Bullfrog of the day! Sunday, 16 Nov 2025

Holy shit reverse MeToo is wild

Bullfrog of the day soaking in a Spring redbud tree blossom aurora! Thursday, 13 Nov 2025

Seeing the lamest shit on the TL from various political candidates today. Nobody is normal anymore.

Is it possible for something to be comically normal-sized?

Bullfrog of the day! Monday, 10 Nov 2025

Will Stancil was definitely one of those kids who read the dictionary because he thought knowing more words meant you were smart.

just a week away

It's all so stupid

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

respect but he's gonna be way over leveled for the final boss fight

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Wow, what a great idea

Drawings by men should be called "dudels"

Bullfrog + four more of the day! Wednesday, 15 Oct 2025

ICE just arrested a singing giraffe in Portland.

Someone said “together we ribbit, divided we croak” the other day and I am at peak frog interest

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

When a frogs car breaks down he gets it toad

Growing up is accepting that the UNSC was a fascist organization whose sole purpose was the murder of dissenting citizens, and the Spartans were created to be the unstoppable assassins they needed to finally destroy that dissent.

Bullfrog of the day! Thursday, 2 Oct 2025

This guy is so fucking stupid, man. This is straight up caveman wisdom

if a democrat is just a little too left for democrats suddenly they turn directly into republicans. it's fascinating

Antifa WANTS you to think that all the violence is coming from right wingers, so they wear pro-Trump shirts, vote for Trump, express rightwing views, and kill people Twitter Nazis hate to disguise the fact that they're secretly leftists!

Pepsi is stored in the balls

Update: just looked at a pic of a nasty cigarette burn and have decided she can just call me worthless before dumping me. Don't want to get a bad scar.

Need a woman to give me cigarette burns and call me a worthless piece of shit before dumping me for her much cooler coworker. Why do I need this? Hell if I know!

For $55 a can, that shit better have a senzu bean dissolved in it

Bullfrog ×2 of the day! Sunday, 28 Sept 2025

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

Bullfrog of the day! Tuesday, 23 Sept 2025

Dropping 6000mg of Tylenol so I can finally understand 40k

Didn't expect umpires to be the first sports job to be automated

It reflects poorly on us that the rapture happened and so few people went to heaven that nobody really noticed a difference.

If I get raptured, everyone's gonna find out I still wear underwear with cartoon characters on it!

Bullfrog of the day with another last day of Summer* bullfrog! Monday, 22 Sept 2025 *21 Sept 2025

Gonna set up my funeral with a merch table at every exit

Neoliberal doctors be like: "We see you have a large cut on your arm. We've applied a bandage and a gauze pack to your forehead. In 20-30 days, the cut on your arm should go away on its own"

Fuckin bleak

Bullfrog of the day! Wednesday, 17 Sept 2025