Got down to ten more squares to weave the ends in, got bored, made both of the sleeves :)

“And Seattle torrent captain Hilary Knight” No. NO. 😡😡😡

First PWHL game of the season! Our home opener is Sunday but we’re tuning in to root against the frost 😌😌😌😇😇

This pediatrician in Massachusetts is not holding back

BRUTAL LOL 🥲🥲🥲

Guys Trump loves hot people. He’s the reality tv president. He likes being around attractive people!!!

Me looking at someone smoking a Newport outside the bar after 2.5 drinks

Rave Pope? [nods] Rave Pope.

Spotify is helping ICE recruit more agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities. Stop paying for or using the app until Spotify stops running ads for ICE: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky

Me: haha, I'm going to cancel all but the earliest of my classes on Tuesday! Then I have the whole day to do Thanksgiving shopping/grade! Unless of course my students want class... Me: okay, well, at least I'll get to cancel my afternoon office hours Tuesday! Unless the students want THAT- ...🫩

Going through wedding song playlists from different decades and, let me say, the 80s: absolute scrapheap shit. not a winner in the bunch. terrible

🫩🫩🫩🫩in educator There’s a reason passive lecturing doesn’t work. There’s a reason (good) educators work really hard to introduce all sorts of different ways of getting the students to engage and grapple with the material. Straight lecture is easier, for us!! We do the other shit bc it WORKS!!

It’s widely known (and, I think, pretty uncontroversial) that learning requires effort — specifically, if you don’t have to work at getting the knowledge, it won’t stick. Even if an LLM could be trusted to give you correct information 100% of the time, it would be an inferior method of learning it.

icymi, Musk's Ai, Grok, appears to have been instructed to always say Musk is the best at everything. And, when you do that, it turns out there's a loophole!

🚨A.I. INFILTRATION ALERT🚨 If you use Gmail (which is a LOT of you), the fuckin' company just installed Gemini into all of your "smart features," thus scanning all of your emails You have to turn it off, then manually re-enable your smart inbox It's a pain in the ass, but it's worth both steps:

I back this blue, specifically

Turns out my amazon prime membership expires next week and, frankly, I barely shop on amazon anymore because it always seems to be scams/AI/unreliable slop. So there we go, canceling my membership before black friday. feels good??

chat wtf

> the government project trying to social engineer us and domesticate us into sheep has been unsuccessful it is the third most successful example of behavioral engineering ever done, following only “the wolf that lives in your house” and “the grass that wants you to eat it”

FINALLY i taste tested my dunks drink on a date when they fucked it up! I DIDNT leave with some vanilla mint horror concoction (no fucking CLUE what that was)

the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale

Today is Trans Day Of Remembrance #TransLivesMatter #TDoR #TDoR2025 #TransDayOfRemembrance #TransAwarenessWeek #SayTheirNames *** Trigger warning for the following thread: Violence against trans people (especially TWOC) * * *

60 down. Which means only like 15?? To go?? !!

So you’re telling me there’s an opening at Harvard…

"According to the report, [...]during the 2024-25 television season, queer characters increased across platforms by 4%, bringing the total to 489. However, the Thursday report found that 41% of those characters will not return." www.thewrap.com/glaad-where-...

Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit

Someone got an early Christmas present. He got both balls out in about 5 minutes

Fiancée, trying to lead me to her car with a hand on my back Me ??? ???? ????? Starting trying to move away from her thinking it’s some kind of trap Fiancée, reaching for the door to open it for me Me ????? readying to??? Fight????? Her “I’M TRYING TO OPEN THE CAR DOOR FOR YOU. IT’S DATE NIGHT

This is what happens when a left handed person and a right handed person share a bloomin onion across the table from each other

it's because of anxiety. all these fuckheads think if they just do everything right, then their health is entirely under their control, and they can keep it that way. drives me fucking insane

Yes and-ing: City Limits by Megan Kimble!

Cheese and Cripse he’s majestic

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

I’ve got 3 weeks left in the semester plz fuck off until then

Cheesus fuck. Can anyone tell me a free tax software that is...... actually a free tax software? Or at least as cheap as turbotax (ie, 60-70 bucks or less?). The last 2 years I've tried to use free tax programs and every time they ended up being MORE expensive than TurboTax

For anyone wondering, some possible dog names have survived from cuneiform sources. On tiny dog figurines found buried under a palace in Nineveh, Iraq are inscriptions that seem to be names. dan rigiššu “loud is his bark” munaššiku gārîšu “biter of his foe” mušēṣi lemnūti “expeller of evil”

i mean she's right

got some stuff off my chest www.vulture.com/article/penu...

Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards

This is, of course, a stark betrayal of the New School’s storied history and animating spirit. It demonstrates something many of us know intellectually but have trouble grasping: many university leaders *do not care* about, even *actively despise*, the basic values that bring us to work every day.

my wife and her entire team were fired over Zoom from their program manager jobs at a local nonprofit Seattle hospital this Spring because Trump just stopped paying Medicaid reimbursements. and this is a relatively affluent urban center we're really not prepared for what's coming

Ominous

Something strangely peaceful about this email I got from my tax preparer

A new state-by-state evaluation of the projected energy and water use of "AI" data centers in the US. Looks… real bad. Like, "undoing tech sector climate gains" bad. Strongly recommends immediately ensuring any & all new "AI" data centers to run on existing & expanded renewables grids. Which… yeah.

Black people everywhere:

It seems worth noting that the things Summers admitted to doing in an email dialogue with a famous sex criminal is considerably worse than anything Gay was accused of when it was the single top priority of both Summers and the New York Times to get her fired

So, I set out to design a $20 doll. A little eye of providence, as made popular by none other than the US Treasury, with leggies. Something I ought to be able to quickly make at low price point, but with room for a little cheekiness. but Uh oh.

Cheesus fuck I got like 5 “hey can we hang today” kinds of phishing spam texts today. What in the data leak fuck is this

What's amazing here is that MBS looks more uncomfortable about the direction the conversation took than Trump does.

🚨 EXPOSED: Parents are being threatened for recording their own kids’ hockey games. Private equity bought the rinks, banned filming, and now charges up to $50 a month to watch youth sports.