Reminder you can use this image any time they try to show you ai slop

Reading transgressive queer horror fiction to show my support for representation while also shaking my head to show that I disapprove of transgressive queer horror fiction

A sneak peek at the cover of next week’s issue, which celebrates Zohran Mamdani’s historic win. #NewYorkerCovers https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/451hFM

We did it for you Dick Cheney

Reposted from my old blog. An oldie, but a goodie. substack.com/@aprilwould/...

New York just elected a mayor who supports trans people, unions, and sex workers. I have nothing witty to say. I’m happy.

I hope everyone on Mamdani’s campaign team gets this printed on commemorative t-shirts

Zohran literally just quoted Spider-man (2002) and I am here for it 😊

THATS FUCKING RIGHT NEW YORK CITY BABY

Mamdani just explicitly shouted out the trans community in his victory speech in saying that NYC stands with them

And this is why the corporate class shut down Teen Vogue.

“Certain vague and strange sensations visited me in my sleep. The prevailing one was of that pleasant, peculiar cold thrill we feel while bathing, when we move against the current of a river." -Carmilla, JS Le Fanu Happy Halloween!

Challenged myself to write a quick and easy piece from scratch in under two hours inspired by work and life. (Featuring art by my current hyperfixation, Hilma af Klint, born October 26, 1862). open.substack.com/pub/aprilwou...

Behold! New substack! open.substack.com/pub/aprilwou...

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

I should be forbidden from waking up early because now I'm just blasting the Jekyll & Hyde soundtrack

the idea of antifa paying protesters is so funny. if i wanted to get paid to destroy the government i’d run for congress

Everything makes sense now.

Sounds like a man who doesn't give a shit about his child and just wants to punish his ex.

Gentlemen, I beg your indulgence. Who are fictional literary women you find bewitching / attractive / erotic? They can be from any genre as long as it's literature (comics and manga don't count; they're also visual media). There can be movie/comic adaptations, but they must be primarily literary.

Changing my NiteFlirt listing to "eligible, but scandalous."

gonna tell people this was the royal wedding

“New York, New York“ should be the state song of New Jersey

We will need Nuremberg-like trials

Any excuse to talk about Mad Men. substack.com/@aprilwould/...

Again, you were warned. substack.com/@aprilwould/...

I think writing an entire album that’s pretending to be about how much you love This One Dude when it’s really about how much you hate other women (and by extension, yourself) is pretty brilliant actually. It eases my soul that someone as successful (and talented) as TS can still be so insecure

there is a theme with people who love AI, which is that they hate consent. Same type of person who would not hesitate to send Zelda Williams fake videos of her dead father is the same person who creates a fake girlfriend on their computer because in both situations, the other person can't say no

Never got into Buffy.

You said I should show you more of my writing, so I started a Substack. This is YOUR fault. open.substack.com/pub/aprilwou...

Better start working on your story about a found family of friendly ghosts, all of whom are queer, but not in an icky sex-having way

Just watched it again. Love it even more, if that's possible.

it really did set the tone

Me and my nsfw homies 🤝 @passionphantom.bsky.social

#SaveSpeech #CPBC As we near closer to 4 weeks of sustained pressure, I made this infographic to help focus our targets and to suggest a daily goal that is feasible for most people more info and phone numbers here: stop-paypros.neocities.org yellat.money find reps www.congress.gov/members/find...

Oooh! Same!

“I’ll be 10 min late sorry!!!” -ashamed -fragile -unreliable “A thousand apologies. The relentless slog of time has overtaken my faculties.” -powerful -commanding -honest

to whoever paid for that "REST IN PEACE CHARLIE KIRK" billboard in my city, did you know you can spend money on drugs, food, clothes, and sex?

This is not just illegal and unconstitutional, it’s pathetic

Meanwhile, Disney is planning to release a movie about plucky heroes fighting evil

It's difficult to feel like promoting my porn when things in the world are so beyond fucked, but I also know that people are desperate for release and escape right now. If you can get off to hot images of me, please do it. It's literally the least I can do when things feel so overwhelming.

this business of whaling has somehow come to be regarded among landsmen as a rather unpoetical and disreputable pursuit

Gretchen Felker-Martin has uncommon courage of her convictions, and corporations are often the province of cowards

When I imagine my younger self judging me for my present doings, I just remember that, unlike her, I can look at pictures of tied up people anytime I want

New at @comicsjournal.bsky.social: Gretchen Felker-Martin speaks out about DC Comics cancelling Red Hood, and her comments on the shooting of Charlie Kirk: "I had no regrets."

Why is The House That Jack Built on Disney plus?

I’m getting really sick of hearing the term “emotional labor” used to describe talking with your spouse / friend. Emotional labor is when the waitress is nice to you even though she’s having a shitty day. Domestic labor is housework / household management. Talking is talking.

Its good to see real, in-depth science being done to debunk the harmful myths about trans youth. Veronica Esposito takes a look at an eleven year study in this month's Journal Club.