Im pregnant

A staredown

Another approaches

He gets quite sleepy in the sun

He loves when I scritch him like this

fun fact: if you put a little bit of honey in someones mouth and then like, lock a ball gag in, it makes them salivate way way more and also makes all their saliva a bit sticky so the drool gets absolutely everywhere and makes such a HUGE mess. Just sharing something I know.

My political ideology is making women cum

If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

Happy National Sibling Day! Today is the day to drop everything else you might have planned and do terrible terrible things to your sister.

watching Tokyo Gore Police and quickly growing in favor of depressionmaxxing self-harming fascist girl X maternal bartender yuri

This is not a parody article, Nintendo take 30% of this mans income even after he was in prison for hacking charges, until he's paid the debt or dies. Said debt would take him 1000+ years to pay off at his current income as it's in the tens of millions.

レヴィとエダを描きました。

Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.

NEW VIDBEO NJKDFSBD youtu.be/SWUYBSpj5Oc

*sees a lesbian couple* so which ones STAR_ and which one is Jerma?

i'm god's most useless tr@nny

Made a good breakfast but have no one to share it with... Still yummy at least

Bnuuy

top shortage isn't real, they're just busy dealing with their own bpd related crashout rn

Trans people are permanently being held accountable for the inherent contradictions required to believe that cisgender heterosexuality is normal rather than merely common.

im like a billionaire's failson except i have no money and my dad is a truck driver

Every morning when I read the news and see that the thing hasn't happened yet

SUCH a good thread.

The capacity and eagerness to love is undeniably the most masochistic human trait. It is no wonder we deify a man who was thrown upon a cross, humiliated and tortured, in the name of love. Whenever we love, we allow ourselves to be pinned to the cross, to rejoice in our degredation

type shit

Our morality mandates that sex as the zenith of romantic love to be the most, if not only, virtuous form of sex. This could not be further from the truth. Sex without love, one which offers its transient pleasure and pretends not to give anything more, is the pinnacle of the sexual experience.

I bid myself to never be found in the throes of passion again, yet I am a blind and forgetful fool. I would be satisfied to declare myself arrogant and stubborn, but the truth is that the tonic of infatuation intoxicates me so, that I invariably end up striken with grief before I come to my senses.

nobody knows what bourgeoisie means. people who think it just means "rich" are utter morons without a shred of ideological rigor in their system and their opinions unfortunately are worse than nothing

someone should have told me that reading books would lead to personal enrichment. this is pretty cool

did u know if you stick your fingers far enough in a girls mouth while you're wearing rubber gloves you can *really* feel her throat tensing up and squeezing around your fingers when she gags and it feels a lot like fingering her

having the horrible, terrible realization that I might just be a woman

*devouring you* I'm so glad you trusted me enough to show me vulnerability *piercing skin* I really respect you and a lot of my friends are prey animals so I promise I'll be understanding *tearing deeper into your flesh*

i have to be cold and distant at all times. the moment I let down my guard, i will be smote from the heavens for my hubris. please understand

girls will say they need toxic yuri until they finally get a mutual attachment issues situationship and they cry so hard their stomach hurts

[tim curry voice] I'm going to the ONE place that hasn't been corrupted by heterosexuality

Pareidolia

How it feels finding out that a number of people into mechsploitation actually like federal agents and the state apparatus that tortures and rapes its enemies:

Need to keep the rent down, but my followers wouldn't be bothered by random fetish keywords. Hmm... Many trans girls engage in dangerous/transgressive kink play without fully understanding the theory or taking proper risk reduction steps, which is destructive behavior that cheapens the experience.

What do you meeeeeaaaaaan popular mechsploitation poster ethel cainhurst/nyetalia/doll_hound was a federal agent likely working for the NSA? OPM - Office of Personal Management, an office that manages civil servants of the federal government

Every "what the fuck dude" you don't say, is encouragement for assholes. Every "ew, why the fuck would you say that" and disgusted expression you hold in, is teaching bigots that their bigotry won't face even the smallest pushback. Teach em a different lesson.

"absent father" is an anti-Black stereotype used to justify racism but the fascist cracker shadow-president gets to neglect his kids so hard the mothers have to beg him on twitter to take care of their basic needs. Praying this Afrikaner fuck gets what is coming to him.

elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.