That’s a bit harsh on the lad.

Love to start to get up out of bed to write a media release about a hate crime, and then mutter "It never rains but it pours" as I close my window against the hail and discover my bedsheets and legs all bloody with the period I've been long waiting for to relieve my mood but has now brought cramps

I imagine Björk enters everywhere – restaurants, the local B&Q, her kitchen – in just this fashion.

Finally, if anyone's going to complain about the left critiquing Hipkins, they better be make an equal or greater number of posts complaining about Hipkins' persistent undermining of the Greens and TPM. But for some reason every time I point this out y'all act confused.

So aesthetically happy right now!

The roofers banging things and drilling and yelling and swearing and complaining is one thing, but do they have to yell out about the white tail spiders they’re finding too? I don’t want to know!

when life hands you lemons, you have been chosen. it is time. there is no turning back now. you are the Lemon Keeper.

Watching the ANTM doco with BAMJI and i wanna reach into the TV and literally bite off every single producer’s heads over the Shandi scenes Fucking evil

@meatworks.bsky.social I didn't realise you were quite this old

The original motto of Bsky

The roofers started at 7am today. I am so very tired. Can someone else please do my massive to do list for me please?

I somehow have friends who helped me clean the grimiest space ever today so I guess I’m doing something right

Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.

The technician said “beautiful!” Snd “perfect!” And yes I will accept this praise for my cunt, cheers!

I missed this news when it came out yesterday. What a small, weak, sad bunch this government is. They lose nothing (except perhaps the votes of unhinged bigots) by making these changes:

there is always an endless amount of work but I have done enough for today so do not let me do any more work okay? I have to get up early to chug a litre of water and then have my cunt on tv and THEN do three appointments in a row for that thing I do, so yes, enough for now. I am tired.

The Mayor of Wellington has decided to swim... ... undeterred.

Aww so National really IS helping with the cost of living after all! Good on you, boys!

Andrew Little should have to start each morning with a swim in Lyall Bay if he thinks it's not an issue.

I took my printer for a walk the other day. Everyone deserves some fresh air and sunshine, imagine forbidding your faithful printer from such basic rights?

Gen Z heart technology is reaching unprecedented levels

Fucking bougie of him to get someone in rather than putting it up himself

They wanna put my cunt on TV on Thursday and I have to drink a litre of water an hour beforehand and I really really do not love this for me.

Eeeeeee!

“I don’t take advice” I’m ignorant by design says PM Luxon. I demonstrate my inability to listen to experts and/or act on evidence everyday.

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

i love people we just be doin shit sometimes, wonderful

Putting aside the morality of this, it makes no sense for a govt supposedly concerned with saving money. Throw people out of emergency accommodation to save money > people forced to sleep rough > get rough sleepers off street by throwing them in prison. Prison is much more expensive than a motel.

On reflection, more soju may not have been the wisest decision

Amazing when you end up at karaoke with Twitter people doing RATM

When we talk about you all creating small free events for our Pride HQ, it can be as simple as this. We're stoked the legendary @maupuia.bsky.social is going to run a game of Werewolf for us on 18 March. Sign up for your spot at the table here www.wellingtonpridefestival.com/events/werew...

🎶 We're back on the track to nowhere🎶

Begging media to have a fucking spine and be honest because this article mentions Benjamin Doyle’s departure as if it somehow had something to do with list selection, and not a stochastic terrorism campaign spearheaded by the deputy prime minister.

I invented a thought controlled air freshener. People say it’s ridiculous, but it makes scents when you think about it. #popbitch

I wanna complain to Karen about Martha Wainright's song 'Proserpina' cos of lyrics "Come home to Mama" & "Come home to Hera" BUT a) Hera was NOT her mother AND ALSO b) even if she was, she'd be called Juno, or Proserpina be Persephone cos hello, Greek & Roman ARE NOT THE SAME. But Karen isn't here

Why are people?

No, YOU are writing media releases at 1.45am. (Don't worry, I'll get other people to look at them before I send them out, honest!)

Today I had a hectic morning and way too many emotions taking a real estate agent around Karen's apartment so I came home and asked @starlajo.bsky.social if I could call and cry at them, and I did that, then had a nap and food and felt better, but there's still to many things and too many feels

The clunk of the librarian's stamp as one borrowed a new book is another tiny joy that we have lost to digitisation.

Dr made me do a covid test on my vag

You know how we are always like “get thee to a nunnery” and contemplate setting up our own commune? LET’S DO IT www.oneroof.co.nz/property/wel...

laughing so hard I might cry at this random instagram comment

I learned about a new guy today en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Farto

Oh NZ has entered the chat!

When googling ‘NZ Parliament’, these four questions feel like… a barometer of the state of civic education and awareness in New Ziln.

I guess I should go to sleep? Whoops