FYI: there’s an episode of Taskmaster New Year’s treat up on TVNZ now

2026 had better contain some skinny-dipping OR ELSE

Xmas (and my sweat today) has left me very well hung

you did not see this kitty pull a glizzy heist good morning

I guess Luxon is entitled to the entitlements eh?

I am a grownas woman and I can have a jelly top milkshake for breakfast (Can I also complete my Mitre10 Shopping before shitting myself? We’ll see!)

I miss her

Missing PM update. Spotted this evening on Onetangi ((Waiheke) not back at work. I saluted him with a single finger and he responded with a thumbs up. Knob.

I miss her

Should I go do a thing beyond my comfort zone at Anzac Weekend? (Lesbo camp)

I'm on Bluesky! Apparently it is not always terrible here! But what the government is up to is terrible so I made a round up of all the upcoming bills you can submit on #nzpol #kikorangi www.emilywrites.co.nz/ok/

I promise you this article is worse than you think it could possibly be

The hope and optimism of ‘Derry Girls’. And ‘Parks & Recreation’ Also I’m always gonna feel emotional about the last episode of ‘Buffy’

astonishingly I had never seen this before! Now I am sad it’s not on any streamers in NZ right now

microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience

*Boop* got your nose!

day 2 of posting margot photos from the archives until morale improves

If you accept a knighthood, you should have to participate in at least one jousting tournament a year. The tournaments should be televised.

Hands up if you took your ritalin too late in the day and just had a five hour hyperfocus doing a ton of work for your volunteer job?

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The thing about the empty space where our Prime Minister should be is that it's not immediately obvious when he fills it.

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

In 2026, I want one thing – a kidney donated from a living donor for my partner. I've lost sleep over whether I should post this – it's a massive ask. Sometimes I wonder if it's asking too much? But the reality is that I'm unable to donate my kidney, and he has zero family who are in the position

To make people demonise their own bodies, sell them drugs that make them addicted to feeling socially acceptable, and then when they try and stop, up to 80% regain the weight… Also, mention BMI one more time 🤬🤬🤯

I hate when the traveling cowboy erotica salesman takes all my savings.

Ok. So. They anonymised the sheep.

Number 593: a remake of Grease that faithfully takes a look back at the fun lifestyle of two decades ago and has everyone doing that OOH A A A A thing from Down With the Sickness

LMAO

Minor point, but will any AoNZ journalists being asking questions of Luxon and Collins about whether Rocket Lab's increasing entanglement with the US regime means that rocket launches of satellite technology from Mahia are supporting the USA's illegal incursions into sovereign nations? #nzpol

It is time

Shane Jones looking forward to reading a Neil Gaiman book - in 2026 - says everything you need to know about him (except for all the corruption cos you should have those details too)

It should be written into law that all AI generated images and videos must have a watermark all over it stating which program created it.

Really lovely chill holiday and @starlajo.bsky.social and Emma took such good care of me but I’m also super happy to be home with this one

ugh right? it's wild how much we conflate financial success with actual expertise or being a good person. making money off surveillance tech or getting away with abuse for years doesn't make u a thought leader worth platforming

Swim before breakfast. Big fan of Whakatū’s steps straight into the ocean from the wharf, what a delight to bypass sand

Q: Did you hear about the Auckland Grammer advent calendar? A: It’s just like a normal one except your father opens all the doors for you. #popbitch

Okay who’s volunteering as tribute then?

Hawkins was saved and now we can all return to the Pussy Palace

Today I have read a whole book (Dominic Hoey’s ‘1985’ - very good sense of place), sat in the sunshine, been taken care of by Jo Jo and Emma and it is a very good holiday mode.

I got to show @starlajo.bsky.social the Who Wants to Be Jacob? episode of Gamechanger so my heart is very full and someone else is driving to dinner tonight so that’s very exciting cos I fucking love being passenger princess and never ever get to be it in private vehicles usually so wooo!

Had no sleep and a way too chatty Didi driver for before 9am but now I have got to have a nap with my nephew hurray!

Every time the NYT does one of these you know immediately you are about to be served some of the purest and most poignant whatthefuckery known to human experience. The Onion's 'American Voices' vox pop bit is only a bit in the sense it's fictional is what I'm saying.