does it qualify as a nightmare if I dreamed I was searching for an image of Hopper’s ‘Nighthawks’ but no search engine would return an image of it or even acknowledge it existed & the dream seemed to go on for ever?

just got served an ad for the next Avatar movie and they seem to be really leaning into the whole uncanny valley thing. apologies to the CG artists but I think I may have nightmares

what is folded laundry even for, if not for sleeping upon?

I regret to inform you I am back on my bullshit

oh you’re into Rainbow Brite? name three of the Color Kids

a “Space Force”, if you will

if we were to ban social media for under 16s then it would be illegal for my teen to have TikTok but legal for me to supply them with alcohol (as long as I did so ‘in a responsible manner’)

Jason Momoa? Jason Momoa

at the school senior talent quest and I’m pretty excited for this one

“I think the reason we don’t make those distinctions is because it’s really hard to explain the difference without sounding like a pedophile.” youtu.be/nu6C2KL_S9o?...

presumably the pedophile emails are written so badly because they’re all typing with their non-dominant hands

every Christmas James Bond returns to continue his reign of terror, ruthlessly murdering agents of SPECTRE, an organisation which exists only for the betterment of humanity

Ok I know that escaped diseased monkeys story turned out to be inaccurate but can I offer you a bear with a chainsaw as a lil treat?

this is hardly the most salient point in the article but they only withdrew the charges against Ms Z *this week*? fucking hell

the fucking console just did it to me again. I played the game in question yesterday. this machine has all the internet it can eat but it only chooses to use it when I want to play a fucking game. and they have the gall to be putting up their subscription prices by 60%! eat my ass, Microsoft

My last word on the matter

why does this feel like a spam DM

I keep reflecting on how there are many *perfectly legal* search terms I would not consider using on a device or network owned or managed by my employer, which is *not* a law enforcement agency

this morning I saw my first “we bought this before we knew Elon was crazy”-stickered Tesla in the wild & I resisted the urge to chase them and ask if it was a 2017 model

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in hindsight it makes a lot of sense that one of our most senior police officers was so incompetent at concealing his crimes. if only he’d watched just a single episode of SVU

pleased to report that there is no longer a water leak outside my house. the system (complaining here where no-one will see it) works!

football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it

We are looking for teachers willing to test Jasper, a CO2 monitor in their classrooms. Jasper is a prototype and we would like to receive user feedback as soon as possible from several countries. If you are interested, please fill out the form: letsair.org/jasper

okay here we go

commenting "i really hope this is satire..." on my friend's wedding photos

and this is what I did with the bread (an homage to my favourite Wellington sandwich, the ‘Chicken’ from Fred’s)

today’s menu: bread

you with your chatgpt girlfriend

can’t believe that Andrew Little was elected four weeks ago and yet there is now a water leak outside my house

if I was a board member of a ridiculously overvalued company which had been irrevocably tainted by the inexplicable actions of its despicable chief executive then I would definitely vote to give that chief executive a mind-bogglingly large paycheck

is this headache because of too much caffeine or too little caffeine? only two ways to find out & I’m going with the ‘more caffeine’ option

I guess they did stop believin’ www.stuff.co.nz/culture/3608...

If I had to have the misfortune of seeing this

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

inside you there are two wolves

last night at around 9pm we drove past a woman on a BMX who was wearing a furry hat (no helmet) and smoking a dart & honestly I didn’t realise we still had people that cool in Wellington, let alone in Paparangi

we have recently started to let the new cat outside during the day if we are home. just now she brought home a meatball on a toothpick. sorry about your cocktail party

today’s menu: bagel

The difference between the French and Americans in two headlines. 😆 Sorry @alecluhn.bsky.social

They literally ruin everything they touch

🎶 If you tolerate this… 🎶 #TOTP

double-screening while watching Down Cemetery Road and this is what IMDB has to say about the storyline. needless to say I have high expectations

what the shitting piss is the point of “pre-installing” a game if it still requires 80GB of updates the first time you try to run it. looking at you, Microsoft

Change one letter, ruin a candy. M&As

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

Gonna ask ChatGPT how to rephrase "Fuck off into the sun you fucking fuck" in more formal language.

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them