Hayden Donnell
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New Zealand's foremost authority on the Big Fresh Animatronic Fruit & Veggies đTe Papa
social housing tenants would probably feel more like they had won the Lotto if they could claim a $36,400 accommodation supplement to live in their own property
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one of the major clues that social housing tenants haven't in fact won the lotto is that they need social housing
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about 11 hours ago
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Ben Gracewood
3 days ago
I can't believe the damage cycle lanes are gonna do to wellington businesses if this plan to cut 9k public sector employees goes ahead.
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thankfully the economy is back on track because otherwise I'd be pretty worried about these guys just going straight to Australia or into long-term unemployment
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Tim Welch
11 days ago
Most transport maps show where infrastructure is. I wanted to show what that infrastructure actually lets people reach. Iâve been building the Auckland Transport Access Atlas: an interactive map of car dependency, accessibility, equity, and planner priorities across Auckland.
ataa.tfwelch.com
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David Seymour's comments about not trying to influence RNZ's staffing decisions are slightly undermined by his comments about trying to influence RNZ's staffing decisions
14 days ago
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Patrick Reynolds for a greater Auckland
16 days ago
Excellent work
@haydendonnell.bsky.social
Good News too, the problem of stinky diesel fumes in the Kaimai tunnel can be affordably dealt with via battery trains, like the new intercity trains we are getting for services from Wellington:
thespinoff.co.nz/society/05-0...
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A train trip back in time to before we screwed up our transport system
The Kaimai Express was a trip to a less car-dominated past. It may also have been a small taste of the future.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/society/05-05-2026/a-train-trip-back-in-time-to-before-we-screwed-up-our-transport-system
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A wealthy businessman getting a vaunted vanity award only for it to be revealed that they've engaged in grotty personal misconduct? This must be unprecedented in New Zealand history
about 1 month ago
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David Farrier
about 1 month ago
this webworm from
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was originally published on february 17, 2025 â but with donald trump recently sharing an AI rendering of himself as *checks notes* jesus christ, it seems appropriate to re-publish it today:
www.webworm.co/trumpistheantichrist/
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Iâve Seen Enough: Donald Trump is the Antichrist
Re-issue: Itâs time to admit the Christians were right all along. The prophecies are coming to pass.
https://www.webworm.co/trumpistheantichrist/
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The worst thing about this headline is I looked it up and he actually has two legs
about 1 month ago
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this was yesterday but the great thing about being in New Zealand is that we also get American April Fools today
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about 2 months ago
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happy to have established myself as a key source of depressing housing news
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/31-...
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Exclusive: Government to slash Auckland housing numbers again
Just weeks after cutting back Auckland's housing capacity plans, the government is set to water them down again.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/31-03-2026/exclusive-government-to-slash-auckland-housing-numbers-again
about 2 months ago
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you can learn a lot in The Spinoff comment section
about 2 months ago
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Dylan Reeve
about 2 months ago
Thank goodness The Spinoff rescued
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from his totally unhelpful role as a media commentator on RNZ and put his skills to use properly!!
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Breaking: New racecourse to look like penis
The main track will act as the shaft, while the back track and harness track will be the testicles.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/society/23-03-2026/breaking-new-racecourse-to-look-like-penis
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once again very proud of my contributions to The Spinoff
about 2 months ago
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This Iran situation isn't looking great. But surely our politicians have been taking steps to reduce our dependence on oil. Would be very concerned if not
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/17-...
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Petrol is so expensive. Hopefully weâve been reducing our dependence on it?
It would be a real shame if weâd done something like stop NZTA spending on walking and cycling. Ha ha ha.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/17-03-2026/petrol-is-so-expensive-hopefully-weve-been-reducing-our-dependence-on-it
2 months ago
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This actually feels really reassuring I get the appeal
2 months ago
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Any time you can crash the global economy to replace a bad guy with a worse guy you gotta do it
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2 months ago
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Labour had six long years to fix Christopher Luxon's polling
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3 months ago
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man this is so true
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3 months ago
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feel I may have undermined today's column by putting in something I actually agree with
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/25-...
3 months ago
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Me the government đ€ Addressing issues by refusing to look at them
3 months ago
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breaking new frontiers when it comes to headline writing at The Spinoff
3 months ago
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did some data journalism
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/11-...
3 months ago
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Though I try to stay humble, I'd say I'm probably the nation's top journalist when it comes to in-depth reporting on the Waitangi dildo strike. Even so, I hadn't picked up this piece of info until this week
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/05-...
4 months ago
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Incisive critique from David Seymour: the people trying to remove the single biggest barrier to building housing should focus instead on trying to make it easier to build houses
4 months ago
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would honestly prefer it if the anti-upzoning people would just come out and say the sight of a townhouse makes them sick rather than gabbling on nonsensically about the lack of infrastructure in the most infrastructure-dense parts of the city
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/19-...
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All the bogus reasons for Nationalâs latest housing U-turn
There needs to be an inquiry into the standard of the bullshit weâre expected to believe.<br />
https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/19-01-2026/all-the-bogus-reasons-for-nationals-latest-housing-u-turn
4 months ago
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Sacha
4 months ago
'Weâve been treated to a cacophony of handwringing about infrastructure, but it boils down to ânot in my backyardâ.'
@haydendonnell.bsky.social
#Auckland
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All the bogus reasons for Nationalâs latest housing U-turn
There needs to be an inquiry into the standard of the bullshit weâre expected to believe.<br />
https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/19-01-2026/all-the-bogus-reasons-for-nationals-latest-housing-u-turn
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I know this is a shocking thing to say but the Herald's habit of assuming extra housing is inherently negative has me wondering if it might have some kind of editorial slant on urban issues
6 months ago
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Rank insubordination from AT, taunting the mayor with their Santa parade float
6 months ago
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Aucklandâs traffic is bad because we built all our houses in Massey and Papakura to avoid upsetting the inhospitable residents of our inner city suburbs
thespinoff.co.nz/society/19-1...
6 months ago
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Took a flight to WhakatÄne last week. Got to interview the very cool new mayor NĂĄndor TĂĄnczos and most importantly, was finally able to see NZ's most impressive municipal building in person
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/05-...
7 months ago
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The governmentâs disdain for unions and love for teachers, doctors and nurses is slightly confusing given unions are made up of teachers, doctors and nurses
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/27-...
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Unions are made of workers
The governmentâs disdain for unions and love for teachers, doctors and nurses is slightly confusing given unions are made up of teachers, doctors and nurses.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/politics/27-10-2025/unions-are-made-of-workers
7 months ago
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Some sort of investment fund? This economically illiterate 1970s state capitalism policy pales in comparison to my strategy: spending every last dollar this country has on 10 roads
7 months ago
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Vulgar graffiti on the northwestern cycle path, yet more evidence this city has descended into lawlessness
7 months ago
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Step one: engineer a recession and cancel infrastructure projects. Step two: get mad at people for not having a job
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/10-...
7 months ago
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experiencing a swell of patriotism over our officials repeatedly losing secret government documents at second hand stores
7 months ago
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I have been back at The Spinoff for a while and once again I am doing very well thank you
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/06-...
8 months ago
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Was surprised to learn on Waatea News recently that the deputy PM doesnât think politicians should change election rules without a public vote, and am expecting that Act will withdraw its support for restrictions on voter registration any day now
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/01-...
8 months ago
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Really big day for our nation's headline writers
8 months ago
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Charlie Mitchell
8 months ago
A public service announcement about why you shouldnât defame a lawyer
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David Farrier
8 months ago
as reported in webworm today, the nz media council has ruled against RNZ, saying it lacked balance and fairness in its reporting over the death of trans teen alex. hopefully this encourages RNZ to look at all their reporting on trans issues - they need to (
www.webworm.co/trainhopping/
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Personally think we should consider making this not just the way it is
8 months ago
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Jolisa Gracewood
8 months ago
âThere is a 0% chance that Petersâ admonishment of the vast majority of UN member states, and continued delay in NZâs own action, will have any impact on how they take their own stands. There is a 100% chance that it will be remembered as the time New Zealand punched above its weight in cowardice.âđ
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Sacha
8 months ago
Always wondered why it was not in supermarkets.
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New Zealandâs best sauce: how BurgerFuelâs aioli broke the tomato monopoly
New Zealand used to have two options for sauce: red or yellow. Then an unsung culinary hero at a fledgling burger chain came along and changed everything.
https://thespinoff.co.nz/kai/20-09-2025/new-zealands-best-sauce-how-burgerfuels-aioli-broke-the-tomato-monopoly
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Feel like our priorities on what's urgent may be a bit skewed
8 months ago
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Byron C Clark
8 months ago
The people who spent years telling us that deplatforming was censorship and they opposed it on principle, not because they agreed with the people being deplatformed, seem to have gone awfully quiet lately
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Our strongest anti-cancel culture warriors once again hard at work defending free speech
8 months ago
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on the one hand, this sounds like it won't raise enough money for them to fund meaningful tax relief for the people struggling the most with the cost of living, but on the other it will be ruthlessly attacked and exploited by their political opponents
8 months ago
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go for my amazing feature image design skills, stay for an in-depth discussion of infrastructure
thespinoff.co.nz/politics/12-...
8 months ago
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