"Forget it, Fratelli. It's The Goonies."

Laundry as art [📸 Helga Stentzel]

ANY show that doesn't hire Andy is basically leaving money on the table.

this very act of treason places all of america, all us bases across the world, and all service members at risk. It removes any of our allies to want to come to our aid… the fact our congress is NOT moving to immediate impeachment of the entire administrator makes them co-conspirators

Trump said Iran had until 7:44 PM to open Hormuz or he would bomb power plants. Iran said it would bomb desalination plants in response. Iran still refuses to open the Straits. Trump announces he will not bomb power plants, citing “peace talks.” Iran denies peace talks.

Ahem.

Reposting so I can show my son after work.

Seems we already knew this during Trump's first term.

Not having a plan to demine Hormuz is a ‘no winter clothes to invade Russia’ level planning error

Stand up for what's right.

Homie ZB with a great idea?

Kristi Noem Fired As DHS Secretary https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-fired-as-dhs-secretary/

Good Evening Motherfuckers it’s Friday

I've asked a lot of stupid questions in my time. Doocy's isn't that stupid.

Trump is lying. I serve on the Intel & Armed Services Committees. There’s no intelligence that Iran posed an imminent threat to the U.S. or the American people.

who made this

Kind of thinking my life would be slightly better if the federal government hadn’t occupied my community for the past two months.

If you are feeling helpless in the face of All Of It (and it's a lot), I am telling you: find a way to plug in locally. Figure out who is doing something-- anything-- meaningful, and see if you can help. The first org you find may not be the one. But you will get there. It will help your heart.

There will be memes from the first hour of the SOTU that will feel old and played out by the time he finishes up.

Almost weird enough..

Refund The Tariffs!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

CARTOON OF THE DAY 😕 (From @andertoon.bsky.social )

Subway is a bowling alley. We’re not out selling sad-looking footlong subs at highway rest stops with no other options.

Justice isn’t ICE leaving Minnesota. Justice is ICE being held accountable for murdering Americans.

When we arrived, it was clear this young woman was facing a life-threatening traumatic brain injury after a devastating accident. As part of the crew on this call, we were able to initiate a plasma infusion in the field, bringing hospital-level care directly to her side within minutes.

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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities: Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

This refilled my health

Most of y'all still have weird boners for the old version of Twitter, and it's creepy.

Shut it down Disband ICE Fire the Proud Boys Send Border Patrol back to the actual border, with a total remake Dismantle DHS Prosecute the murders, kidnappers and their bosses www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Ai Weiwei says West lacks moral authority to criticise Beijing on rights reut.rs/4ajSDhc

Homan wants cooperation from Minnesota. 50,000 cooperations should do the trick. In a big bag, if y'all can manage.

With each excused, lie, delay, distraction and attempt to move on, the lives of Good and Pretti are insulted and disrespected. The US Government is needs to grow the fuck up.

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

MSP terk his jerb!

The same report indicates that fallout is spreading upward: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and political “adviser” Corey Lewandowski are both reportedly facing serious risk of being pushed out of their positions.

Exactly right. Bovino's leaving? Great, get Noem to resign. Noem resigns? Great, defund and dismantle ICE. Go after Stephen Miller too. Bring charges against ICE thugs at the state and local level. Lawsuits. New state laws restricting them. Every possible angle.

Okay, I just saw that video of a fed throwing a grenade at journalists, and I needed to quickly make this. Seriously, America? How badly trained are your federal agents that I, a reluctant conscript with less than 1 week of firearms training, is better trained than your paid federal agents?

If they tout the hard work they are doing, question their accuracy. If they tout their accuracy, ask them about the 5 year old and the 2 year old. And always ask them about their murders. On the street and in custody. And always ask them how much all of this costs.

Can someone get NATO secretary-general Mark Rutte on the phone and have him ask Trump to stop killing us?

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

This isn’t immigration policy. It’s a business model. ICE keeps growing, not because it makes America safer, but because corporations are raking in billions off cages, bodies, and suffering. ICE’s existence is a massive revenue stream.

They expect - they NEED - the people they threaten to fall in line, like the law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress did. If you say “No, make me,” they simply do not have a Plan B. TRUMP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO MAKE YOU.