wegmans ripped out their coffee bar, so i got a store brand canned latte as a little treat. it was Bad

when i drove to my brother's house, the roads in his neighborhood were nearly impassable because of huge piles of leaves on both sides of the street and i couldn't stop yelling about it

will i revolutionize my life and continue getting out of bed at 6:15am or will i go back to Lump Status

the problem with eating breakfast at 7:30am is it's 10am and what about second breakfast?

PRONK BAR

there are only three things i haaaaave to do today, i've just wasted a nice hour on internet jigsaw puzzles, we're good

we made it through the school day morning without missing the bus. 3/3!! i didn't mess it up!!!

May Morris for Morris & Co.

weather app was like “light rain in a few minutes” and oh. it’s snowing

"...with winter looming, and assuming successful outcomes of further cardiology (for both Given and me) in Rome, we will likely begin a fourth year aboard Wrack, ignoring the challenges of old age..." Please read our latest update. We really need your help. www.gofundme.com/f/a-voyage-i...

stop flamethrowing my girl

banana bread and mothraaaaaaaa

i never get to make banana bread bc bananas don’t last in my house but I DID TODAY and i’m v excited

oh no my child won’t contribute to dinner ideas

Brush your teeth after eating these or else you'll get calculus.

A Muppets Xmas Carol follows the classical dramatic rule: Pair an A-lister acting his ass off with puppets calling him a bitch

i love the ~*aliens*~ in godzilla movies

In 1582, a papal bull introduced the Gregorian calendar, still used today by most of the world. Because it’s 11 days ahead of the Julian calendar, countries introducing it simply skipped a third of October, and if you scroll back far enough in the iPhone calendar app you can see it change

it would be so much easier to crawl around and baste this quilt if my knees hadn’t turned evil and standing up from bending didn’t make me dizzy

Time for some Sunday afternoon tunes while I do some cleaning The Postal Service - Give Up (2003) Listening to this now makes me think of the DCFC/Postal Service show at the Mann AKA the Great Elder Millennial Reunion. New photo angle that includes the concert poster on my wall

play trivia with me this December! two quizzes a day on a variety of topics, and proceeds benefit trans lifeline and world central kitchen (two excellent causes)

i think online gambling is a cancer that is spreading throughout our society, it was a horrible mistake to de-regulate it, and we desperately need to crack down on it again

ok i have eaten breakfast and done an out of left field cryptic puzzle. i said i would clean up and do laundry today so let’s.. clean up and do laundry

Folks, Tom is back with another Alt Text Masterpiece 🙏

my photographer friend sent me this from one time i modeled for him about 20 years ago. i had forgotten

we watched hot fuzz and now it’s 10pm and the cat has flattened himself on my lap how am i supposed to get up to get into bed

my dad was also super excited about this suicide record he already has listed www.ebay.com/itm/38921692...

my dad has been putting records on ebay and says today he’s listing this hüsker dü lp. he was like “i looked them up on youtube, i love their songs!! what a great band! but bob mould looks like an accountant!” me: lol. lmao.

my dad is in fact home and someone was outside knocking on the door bc they want to look at a car and couldn’t get him outside.. yeah he was napping

I be a gay death metal vocalist call me Corpsegrindr

might go visit my dad today have not talked to him about it 95% chance he'll be home i love being irritating and i think i should start digging through my mom's 100+ boxes of christmas decorations

i did not get out of bed at 6am. boba did not get in the bed and yell at me to feed him. he got in the bed and went back to sleep, too

idk if they sell this at world market in pennsylvania, but if they do, there’s about a 75% chance my mother in law buys it for me

A recording tells you to leave a message at the tone, then emits a sound unlike any you've heard before. Your neck feels wet—you reach up to find your ear is bleeding. You watch the phone absorb your blood, and the mechanical voice informs you that your message has been received.

less tired right now than yesterday at this time but still thinking i should never do a thing again in my life

indulging my child’s wish to be somewhat more informed by subjecting her to john oliver

oh no, the wall, it has been hit

i did it i made a quilt back. and i swept and moved furniture. the one print feels appropriate for this week

getting black lung from cutting minky

Troubadour https://botfrens.com/collections/69/contents/20022

Listen, I need to be honest about something. I fucking LOVE petting cats. I do it pretty much all day every day & I never get tired of it. I hope I get to continue meeting new little meowy cats & if I am VERY lucky eventually getting to pet them. Earning a cats trust is one of the best feelings.

keep hope in your pocket so you can give it a little squeeze now and then to remember it’s still there

good news i bought minky and something to use for binding!! good news i am washing it and trimmed the other piece of minky so they’re ready to sew together! bad news i have to clean the living room floor

This week's Bitch Media reprint is so key to the archives we are trying to rebuild. Vanessa Willoughby writes on Black women's influence in punk culture--and the attempts to erase their influence over the years. the-flytrap.ghost.io/loud-and-cle...

no wildlife center today. i think i would like to layer & baste a big quilt? i forgot to buy the extra minky yesterday so i'll have to go back to the shop

today is the first day of the magnus classic strongman competition in iceland. large men pick up rocks 2k25 (this is the reason my husband is in iceland. but he's there to watch, not compete)

refresh your fluids with TAP WATER #art

he chose owl

Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics" guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation