holy shit

last night i dreamed that the local independent grocery store was selling huge bottles of a body wash i love at a post-xmas discount and it sucks that it isn’t true

watched some a24 horror movie i’d never heard of and literally the only person i knew in all the credits was the musician who wrote (most of) the soundtrack

movie + folding laundry? audiobook + cutting garments? eyeballs book + not moving?

nachos and taskmaster nachos and taskmaster nachos and taskmaster

ok well time for creatures. which is likely not that many creatures and more scrubbing

it snowed again last night? it’s flurrying right now? nobody informed me of this

BURMEIST.BMF

i finished 16 books in 2025. it was going well in the first half but my attention span went poof. jealous of all the high numbers. i’ll get back again someday.. (the graph of my reading tanking over time is kinda funny) app.thestorygraph.com/wrap-up/2025...

random 2025 superlatives thread

the last unicorn

it’s great when boba loses his mind to the zoomies bc the thing he wants to fight is rugs

apparently my ears were clogged bc i just yawned and suddenly i can hear that the dryer is running

tomorrow is friday i have to do things pls remind me these things in the morning

ok i listened to 2 hours of book and did my planner setup and did not eat lunch so i have to go fall down the stairs now

new year, new* me *worse

ok now that tv is out of the way it’s NEW PLANNER SETUP DAY

i have so many quilts to finish three are like, functional and other people’s patterns all the rest are mine and i need to do them so i can enter them in The Shows

hell yeah. sounds right

it snowed last night???

link for storygraph app.thestorygraph.com/reading_chal... the selection will (finally) be my first louise erdrich read, i'm glad for the recommendation! and looks like rise and fall of D.O.D.O. is extremely up my alley

The land has been year-walked. The future has been met in the lanes and ways. The cunning folk have conferred. On the doors of The Raven, The Woodwose's Crown and all the other pubs they use, the proclamation has gone up: 'This is the YEAR OF THE GREEN PATHS.'

and as timely tim observed, "clock bless us, every one"

Celebrating new year's day on January 1st is a cute tradition but basically absurd; scholars don't know the exact date the historical Baby New Year was born.

Good morning! 🪶

Welcome to the year Twenty X-ty Six.

it’s 10pm and i live in the middle of nowhere. why are there fireworks

jostling the cat off my legs on the couch so we can go get in the real bed

did i need to pick up an empty sketchbook and start it? no. oh well. don’t let the page win

saw an article about good coffee shops in south jersey, look one up, they say they have a second location near my parents’ house, but that location is described as “all tallow, no seed oil kitchen,” ok bye never going to either of your locations

brian eno vs devin townsend in a skullet-off

do you have an ort jar? my ort jar is a triscuits box

if i have functional brain i guess i should uh do some work instead of. not doing some work

it's my dad's birthday and i'm thinking about writing a maudlin post on fb about it bc there are a lot of people there who might like to hear about it

yesterday i got up at 8:30, brushed my teeth, and noped right back into bed. today is better, so far i have things like energy and brain function

my body did not consider this option

Just about out of days for #invertfest but that's okay, I'm just about out of invertebrate plushes. Obviously I need to make more! This is Legslegslegs the millipede. Three feet and 72 legs. :D

ok what if i wake up tomorrow and am not sick anymore, body. have you considered this option

hmm. chekhov’s wormhole

hex!

slightly elevated temperature has entered the chat

at literally every punk venue

ok i have watched one half of a movie and the cat showed up (daytime bedtime is a delightful treat)

ice formation black metal band logo is my favourite time of the year

someone should invent a chore that is done permanently once you do the chore

Book Attention or Watch attention? hmm time to find out maybes

started volunteering at a wildlife center had two quilts in a quilt show, three quilts in a gallery show, and one quilt in a magazine taught my first workshop and have loved seeing what’s come out of it mostly stayed out of the depression hole despite some awful things

i thought there were tissues in here. there are no tissues in here

felt much worse than yesterday when i woke up so i didn't go to work. i ate an enormous breakfast and did two puzzles of brambly hedge illustrations. maybe it's time to go back to bed

More sheep, who are clearly the winners here. Also a lady with a fucked up goose. Jesus Himself looking a little mid tbh.