who gives a shit if people get snap benefits. I've been to the grocery store. its fucking full of food. Youve never seen so much food in your life

Would appreciate if one of these clickbait "Why did LSU fire Brian Kelly?" articles just said: Because he sucks and everyone hated him

RIP Mitch Hedberg

Losing to Vandy is one thing, Vandy's really dang good this year. It’s losing to Vandy in the midst of already so much miserable apathy

If Sabrina Meyer took over a news channel it'd look a lot like this

Nina Schiks becomes the first woman to score a point for MVSU! The Dutchwoman joined the school as a defender for their women's soccer team, but when the women's soccer team shut down, she stuck around in Itta Bena and joined the football team!

Counterpoint: When you have the opportunity to pay the world's most miserable man $95 million to guarantee a spot in the Texas and/or Gator Bowl, you simply gotta do it

Brian Kelly has simply ruined the LSU fan experience. It's not that the team stinks, its just thoroughly uninteresting. Hey, we might even win this thing. But who cares? This team isn't going to do anything of consequence.

I for one hope the scandals are even dumber next time

Alan Jackson looks terrible

Ho-hum out of pocket New Orleans politics: Wife just saw the Delisha Boyd "The buck stops with me but it wasn't my fault" ad** and it blew her mind. **Not sure how it's possible to look like you're holding your own self hostage, but she pulls it off

Please do not just comment on other people's posts with saved political memes or pics of Trump. Stop. No one wants to see those. No one. Absolutely no one. Those are trash. If that is what you circle jerk "blue crew" does, god bless, keep it to yourselves.

Big deal, neither do I

Kind of ironic when you consider Susan Roesgen was drummed out at CNN for having the *nerve* to call Tea Party rallies “anti-government, anti-CNN…highly promoted by the right-wing conservative network Fox.”

They are literally canceling culture

Tulane students storming the field after beating Duke

This is legitimately one of the meanest things I’ve ever heard anyone say (complimentary)

Love from Tulane-Duke aka America's Got Penalties

BZZ BZZ BZIBBITY ZAP

happy anniversary to all who observe www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL-m...

I’m gonna be seriously bummed when the retired LSU tuba dude gets Milkshake Duck'd

John Mateer's walk out music www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wifp...

The reason Mamdani, AOC, and Sanders are so good at this and soooo many other Democrats aren't is that They Actually Give A Shit. Most members of the Sorta-liberal Professionals Networking Society had that drummed out of them at Ivy by junior year

Me: ”USF beat Florida, that’s a big upset!" Wife (went to high school in Pensacola): "I’m upset thinking about either of those schools"

When I tried to "flirt” in college

THE STREAK IS OVER BRIAN KELLY!

*whispers* well done greenies

Wife, disdainfully: "Don't talk to me while you still have the quad-box on" College football is back, baby!

And he’s still gonna lose

Shout out to my New Orleans brothers and sisters sporting sunglass tans. I see you. Only three more months of summer, we got this

In addition to everything else, I’d remind that this mf'er killed Pete Maravich

These seasonal Hubig’s Pie flavors are getting out of control!

why yes we have a mobile version it’s called our site but smaller

[*Rob Thomas voice:*] Well it’s a warm one

Maybe this time, elect a mayor who's already ^been^ sent to prison. Oliver Thomas 2025

[*Atlantic Starr voice*] 🎵🎶 Secret biiike routes

As someone who has lived my whole adult life in cities deemed “dangerous”—NYC, NOLA, and SF—I think a lot about how dense cities require patience, calm, and tolerance in the midst of social difference, which are of course exactly the civic virtues that the right resents being told to cultivate.

ATTN @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

“I actually think the government is playing out a classic antisemitic routine... Blame it on the Jews — ‘The reason that all the research funding is gone is because of the Jews.’” forward.com/fast-forward...

My wife would disembowel me while leaving a scar so small the autopsy would miss it

Louisiana takes it one step beyond with some of the most obtuse election regs as well. I have never ever in my life lived somewhere with as many run-off and special elections as LA. Seems to be “let’s make people vote 41 times a year so they just don’t vote”.

I don't have to, I want to (gift article, @drewmagary.bsky.social )

no one knew how to cook brussel sprouts until like...2005. the 90s were fun and all, but let's not pretend it was perfect

Not tryin' to be funny... not tryin' to get a laugh... I don't want the baker to have the worst day at his job...

See, this is ridiculous. Who would drive in from another state just to see Goodfellas with a bunch of people who listen to the same podcast?! I flew.

Spirit, the "I don’t like you, you don’t like me, but the teacher forced us to pair up on this project so let’s do the bare minimum for a C" airline

The America First geniuses managed to send hairdressers and soccer players into a gulag and *import* a triple murderer into the US. Nice work. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/24/w...

the weirdest TV show of the 1980s is “Tomes And Talismans” #mississippi @1900hotdog.bsky.social 📺 www.tiktok.com/t/ZT62UX56M/