Under George Galloway's twatty hat is another smaller even more twatty hat

New Castle Rat album: music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

And after a thorough risk assessment has been carried out.

373) Sleepparalysisbot. If you suffer from sleep paralysis, this robot can detect when it occurs and will rush over to jog you awake. #SmallRobotsRemastered

If you live in Glasgow, you might not be aware you can get a 'Roundabout' ticket for all day travel on local trains and the subway for <£8: www.spt.co.uk/tickets/day-...

Tony Blair is aging the way people age when they're evil. He's morphing into full on liche, Cryptkeeper mode. For reference he's the same age as Pierce Brosnan and Alfred Molina.

Imagine waking up from a coma and hearing that Tony Blair wants to run Gaza.

A beautiful rant about how Google are destroying their own brand with AI slop: youtu.be/Of5v9Mr-5wU?...

Phone OSs should have the ability to easily store alt text on yr images, which could then be picked up by websites/apps automatically. You'd also be able to search by meme text. And what a boon that would be.

Can someone explain what all the Rapture jokes are about? I'm out of the loop.

the autism leaving my body as soon as i stop taking tylenol

I'm kind of amazed by how much I don't get hangovers from drinking these days. I assume it's on account of being really fit and healthy at the moment.

I'm really not coping very well these days.

If you're wondering what the paracetamol/autism thing is about, it's mostly likely a reversal of causation due to a statistical fallacy: Mothers of autistic children are likely to be autistic themselves. Autistic people feel pain differently, and tend to use paracetamol more often.

Just made a really nice stir-fry.

I've signed up to a dating app, but I'm completely clueless about online dating. Any tips for a beginner.

Oxford Brookes now the best university in Oxford

Frosty here this morning.

Haute and Freddy are deservedly getting some radio play with their latest single. First album rumoured to be coming out soon. Hope they tour the UK: youtu.be/IsDqlPKY1fQ

Young straight guys all seem to dress like twinks these days, it's really fucking confusing! 😐

I like how in 'The Boys' TV show they got the 'British' accent by getting a Kiwi to talk in pretty much his own accent, but say the word 'cunt' every 20 seconds.

My colour laser printer is starting to show its age after nearly ten years. I'm having to handhold it through every print, because it keeps getting jammed up. Poor little guy. *Loads shotgun*

I know it's a nitpick, and I think getting rid of the 'not proven' verdict in Scottish courts was the right thing to do, but keeping 'not proven' and getting rid of 'not guilty' would have been more logically consistent, in my opinion.

I feel like this is the place for jokes about typefaces: www.youtube.com/shorts/ZDwrz...

I like how the image of Richard Nixon in my head has been almost completely replaced by the 31st century robot Nixon from Futurama.

Carissa Hendrix as Lucy Darling is very funny: www.youtube.com/shorts/nA8So...

Is there life on Earth?

Remember the ONE thing we managed to fix collectively as a species?

How do you meet gay or bi men who don't want to immediately jump into bed? I can't be the only demisexual bi guy in the world. 😐

Feel gross this morning.

You shouldn't be able to patent any game mechanic

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RM have broken a high value item. I think this might be the end of the business. I'm £250 in the red, no cash, no food. This fucking sucks!

Evri have trashed a third hard disk in as many weeks. Going to put in a proper complaint, because they're fucking up my cash flow.

Found a 300mg Gabapentin capsule from ages ago. Obviously I swallowed it. Going by past experience, it should make me super productive later today.

Apparently Americans on TikTok have just realised that black Scottish people exist, and it's quite funny: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oit6...

I normally don't like superhero stuff, but I'm enjoying The Boys, because it takes the piss out of all the things I normally hate about superheroes.

Fuck Harry Potter Read Discworld

I think it’s very fair interpret many of the Terry Pratchett’s characters as Autistic … I especially think that this is relevant regarding Tiffany Aching and Nutt. Where Tiffany is taught to embrace her Neurodivergence among the Witches … Nutt is conditioned analogous to ABA …

I was literally telling someone how much of a cunt I think Charlie Kirk is the other day, then He gets shot to death a day later. Shit be wild rn.

Never thought I'd be saying this, but I really like Paramore's two most recent albums. Still don't care for their early stuff, tho.

This is fascinating: www.youtube.com/shorts/u2GZd...

eBay haven't given me the 'top rated seller' badge this month, but they've stopped charging me final value fees, which is very welcome.

Trans people are currently the front line in the battle for civil rights. If we don't support them with everything we've got now, our own rights will be up for debate as the fascists work their way down the line. Women's reproductive rights + gay marriage are already on the chopping block in the US.

Watching Alien:Earth episode 6.

I'm trying out a Pi 5 running Raspberry Pi OS as my daily driver, and it's more powerful than I need it to be.

There's something incredibly sensual about opening a new jar of coffee.

Lol www.youtube.com/shorts/HmbKG...

The weather is nice here today.

I don't know what it takes to be a man, but having a y chromosome isn't it.