Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex

He didn't check Trivago

The Juergen Klopp ad for Trivago plays every commercial break on the CBC app. I don't know why this is happening. We are not a soccer ('futbol') country. He just looks like a crazy person with really good veneers

Monet’s palette included new inventions—chrome yellow, cobalt blue, emerald green. He painted with the chemistry of his century.

I remember a girl I smoked with at Anthrocon one year say "fascism is predisposed to happen when a lot of rich white men are about to go to jail" and I never saw a better demonstration of it than this

She came home while I was watching the third episode and was like, 'is that the Heated Rivalry?' and I had to be like, no, these are two side characters who are also having hot, explicit gay sex. 🙄😮‍💨 Try to keep up.

Waiting for my wife to leave the house so I can watch Heated Rivalry. I'm married to the one woman in the world who's not enticed by the possibility of fujoshing out.

What's up with Saya winning Tokyo Sports MVP. I know western fans love tacky shit that sucks but what's going on there

We'll see how long your principled anti AI stance lasts once I add you to the group chat where I only post fake outtakes of Regis Philbin drunk and puking on himself

Ugh Slices, Ugh Pizza Shop

thinking a lot about the douglas macarthur cosplayer on xiaohongshu who dances while giving you helpful life advice

His head just 'does that'

Generative AI is amazing at tasks where I am not qualified to judge the output.

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I don't want to shovel the driveway.

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Commercial: FIFA Soccer 95 Language: French Country: France

It's simple: anyone making under $36,000 a year is allowed to be openly racist, for class reasons. Between $36k and $100k you get to make racist jokes with your friends but you're not allowed to use slurs at work. Anyone making above $100k can only be racist in euphemisms, unless elected president

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They've got little boys wearing dresses

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I would not recommend moving to Alaska to anyone who intends to 'be alone.' The smaller the village you move to, the more your neighbours and random people will get up your fuckin ass. Unless you do some Chris McCandless shit and then you fucking die

Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station

I listened to Bryan Danielson's interview with Van Vliet the other night and I'm still a little shell-shocked that he lives such a monastic existence that he doesn't even listen to music. Please be lying bro what is WRONG with you don't you know there's a new Rosalia album out

Just tell the far right their concerns are valid one more time bro. I swear one more time and they'll be satisfied and go back to being normal

This is true but the unfortunate reality is that people really like tacky shit that sucks

no bees no honey, no work no money 🐝

Mandela effect: does anyone else remember a show called 'Regis-cide' where Regis Philbin would get chased around an enclosure by these people in boiler suits trying to hit him with sticks. And if he survived the episode a viewer at home would win a Super Nintendo prize pack

You're not supposed to sit on the toilet for that long. It will give you hemorrhoid.

I love listening to my friends from Toronto talk about Toronto restaurants.

It was supposed to be Daddy City...

Aegis Philbin. Is that anything?

Could you imagine getting your ass kicked by Regis

Nine or ten years ago I was buying some powerlifting shoes for my girlfriend at the adidas store on Granville Street and King Kunta was playing and there was this Asian kid working in the back of the store flattening cardboard and rapping along really expressively. It's funny what sticks with you.

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Mr. President, a second uncleared sample has hit the John Cena theme music

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Thumbtacks in an AEW match are like when you sprinkle the little sesame seeds and seaweed flakes on a succulent Japanese meal

The bold look of Kohler looks back at you

More like Olivia Snoozy. Because I'm bored of hearing about the broad

I'm not a chopped unc. I lived through twink death. Get it right.

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Active measures. Desinformatziya. 🤖🤖🤖

Bryan: Larry the dog. Dave: He passed away. CM Punk and AJ Lee’s dog that they had for, uh…since 2014? 2015? Yeah. It’s the dog Kenny Omega tried to save at the All Out thing. It’s too bad. Dogs. They don’t…they don’t live for a long time. Bryan: Yes.