AMOC is kil

Fuggn Monday innit

Virginia Woolf, more than a hundred years ago:

Wut?

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

cat << EOF Piano play self musician redundant a billion techs fired EOF

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Yo @jessecox.bsky.social what is up my guy?

Tariff on sacramental wine up 300%

More info, video by @bennjordan.bsky.social youtu.be/_bP80DEAbuo?...

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40,000km/h of good luck vibes #ArtemisII #Artemis

Crocodile tears rust axes

Strange thinks are afoot at the Circle K

Nothing's gonna change my world Nothing's gonna change my world Sounds of laughter, shades of life are ringing through my opened ears Inciting and inviting me Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns And calls me on and on across the universe .

MBA brainrotted men in suits are going to be the death of us all.

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

"Kagi reminds me of what search was meant to be: fast, focused, and useful. In an age where every click is monitored and monetized, paying for search might just be the most quietly radical thing you can do." Check out the full piece by @craiggrannell.bsky.social: www.tapsmart.com/features/abo...

What a fucking shot holy shit

IT'S HAPPENING GITHUB, THE FIRST ENTERPRISE CLOUD SOLUTION TO REACH ZERO NINES RELIABILITY https://mrshu.github.io/github-statuses/ #github

Great #Artemis #ArtemisII launch but dang the vibe coded that animation utility :C suns not even in the right position 😆

Not a ‘photo’ as it’s AI slop In 1956 she would have been around 27 years old and this slop facsimile is a poor imitation of both of these talented women.

Same as it ever was youtube.com/watch?v=c9oO...

Happy 58th birthday to Lucy Lawless, who has always understood the assignment.

Take this

Think they still have that “mission accomplished banner folded up somewhere?” Somebody ask Bush. #war #iran

“If Carp had pockets I would have brought my Leatherman”

Take a moment to look at the size of the text on your screen, is it possible that you are tiring out your own eyes because you’re not taking just 2 seconds to enlarge it? Why are you like this?

A Cards Against Humanity style game where it is “Scientists have warned that *”

One of the Roborocks perspective shots of Peanut. 😆

Perfect

Virtue signalling awards show

Driving past servos showing 2.45 c a litre is rough as on an empty tank.

Anyone got round to renaming it the Strait of H̶o̶r̶m̶u̶z̶ Epstein?

This is Frankie. She just got a fancy new puffer and thinks she’s better than everyone now. And she is correct. 13/10 (IG: frankielasaucisse)

The Artful Corvid #oldknees

We can’t rewind We have gone to far

The font budget at my local Adventist wackos is out of control ! 😂

The #cloudflare outage looks to have also taken down our +70million dollar BOM website. #auspol #BOM

dwadle, lollygag even

Wild to think about how many animal buttholes were in the training data, such that my robot vacuums have a >80 confidence that this is a pet.

Javier, our CEO, wanted to check in with everybody. He hopes you're doing alright. If not, you're welcome to take a few deep breaths with him and think of something you're looking forward to. Javi is looking forward to the Bad Bunny halftime show ❤️

Kagi members say it best.

Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...