Dogs clearing the way for an ambulance . 😍

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

What is a Vance in Yiddish? bedbug In Yiddish the word for bedbug is: וואַנץ Pronounced: Vants (or, Vance). That the bed bug was a scourge on our ancestors has not been forgotten.

Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod

@stillicides.bsky.social You like moths right? In case you missed this..

#ArtemisII Some great songs for the Fab 4 The Whole of the Moon ~ Waterboys Space Cowboy ~ Jamiroquai Planet Earth ~ Duran Duran Starman ~ Bowie

Artemis was the twin sister of Apollo.

My first thought was is this an April fool but unless they've gone to the trouble of seeding google refs it looks genuine. Bonkers but so fun.

President INEPSTEIN 🚫👑

Is this the war of unintended consequences?

Laundry as art [📸 Helga Stentzel]

Dogs drink by forming their tongue into a backward-curling ladle, using it to rapidly scoop water into their mouths. Rather than sucking, they use high-speed lapping, creating a column of water that they capture by closing their jaws, which causes their characteristic messy, splashy drinking style.

When they knocked down the East Wing of the White House did they sell off pieces of rubble like the Berlin Wall? Cos if they didn't Trump is a rubbish deal maker

I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.

@news.sky.com Your military coverage is exceptional. Michael Clarke/Sean Bell are excellent communicators. With ref to point made by Sean re war gaming Straits of Hormuz. More discussion on this please. The likely outcome was predictable. & Millenium Challenge & Lt Gen Von Riper.

Old man, we all know you're a clown, I said old man forget the boots on the ground,I said old man the ratings are way down, even your team are unhappy Old man forget the regime change Old man we can see you're deranged You can Play golf & fly on your plane Cap says America's great again 1

Floaty-boatie is a truly excellent phrase 🤣

BREAKING NEWS: Otter receives some really good scritches.

I just want to make sure everyone knows Mayo Clinic has a therapy miniature horse named Blue Sky

I used to love Spitting Image. A version on the current US administration would be outstanding. vimeo.com/40086531?fl=...

Love Hozier & Costello. Hadn't heard the other two before but just great voices.

🤣Crying - now have an ear worm as well as black hair on my butter.

I don't know how to clip a segment (sorry), but the bit I really want you to watch starts at 29'10". It's about the deep roots of the attack on Iran and why it's just as well Starmer is "no Winston Churchill". I'm surprised this aspect isn't more widely discussed. 🧵 www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

#FunnyDog #DogMath #Dogs #Dog #BestFriend #GoodDog #FaithfulFriend #LoveDogs #DogsAreLove

They didn't even go through the "niceties" of having a dodgy dossier.

There hasn't been much to be proud of in this country (UK) recently but the manner in which the House of Lords has stymied the Assisted Dying Bill & the sustained campaining from vocal informed opponents now looks to have been effective.

Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos

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This is an almost trump worthy doubling down on making another senior appointment of an individual who has had questions raised about them. Pathological discretion avoidance. Big gamble.

Big fleas & little fleas. As early as 2011 the press (NoTW)had reported AMW links with JE. For a F with privilege & contacts to take up a senior role in his household after such public discosures is hard to explain. Certain boards should consider if their NEDs are impacted by this.

I am prepared to accept that this plaque is correct, and the screwdriver-wielding curmudgeons apparently in charge of Preston’s history should think about the thousand men or more who put it up there.

The late Sue Townsend (of Adrian Mole fame) wrote a book in '92 imagining the Royals were deposed & living on a council estate.

i am giving up for lent

Starmer talking about apprenticeships vs university. Making it personal ref brother who was not academic /poorer life chances. But really there are such seismic shifts/revolutions in the world of work/life that it is not a binary of university & academic skills vs technical /non academic. 1

After Weinstein scandal happened a v famous older person who'd worked with him was interviwed & asked if they'd been aware or seen anything. They seemed to equivocate & suggested that as they were older they were not exposed to this side of him. It changed my view of them. Wilful ignorance? 1

About 10y ago a F I had previously crossed paths with in a media org went to work for the ex DoY (AMW). She was v senior, extremely networked & her role was as a sort of powerful, soft influencer & change agent within that org. It seems unikely she could have been unaware of his reputation. 1

Can Mandelson be prosecuted? We’ve discussed the law and the evidence with leading lawyers. The bottom line: "misconduct in public office" is the only viable route. The law is messy and proving intent is hard - but we believe there is a realistic prospect of conviction. 🧵:

Who will rid us of these troublesome prince(s)? ex & darkness Did the diplomatic visit to KSA cover the possibility of extending a VIP deportation scheme for UK PNGs. Gather the offer of a palace was already open to AMW. Would he currently be allowed to go?

Alas, poor Petie!, his texts I ratio,: a fellow I must now detest, I resile from any bromancy: We spoke so many times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. I resile those text xxx that I have received I not how oft. Where be your gibes now?

Was tonight a dead cat bounce? Almost feeling sorry for KS.

1. People struggle to reconcile Keir Starmer’s ruthless ambition, Machiavellian manoeuvres, breaking of promises, collaboration in genocide, bans on protest, aid cuts, benefit cuts and war on nature with his history as a human rights lawyer. But perhaps there is no contradiction. Read on.🧵

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Dorothy Byrne on Sky Trevor Philips skewering the mendacity of "Petie's" claim. Being gay does not make one blind to herterosexual sexual offences.

Concentration Camps in the US include 50 people to a cell. That includes men, women and children. One toilet facility. That’s what Farage wants in the UK. Remember, that includes legal immigrants.

If Starmer can pull Top Gun memes maybe the entire shadow cabinet can wear ginormous white Y fronts at PMQs (obvs over their clothes or on their heads) #Y-oh-oh-Y #Pantgate Silly folly mandy

Heart & Soul persist. This man, the boss.

Some also claim that due to the large amount of sin committed at 3 a.m. the Communion of Saints often awakens individuals at this time in order to prompt them to pray for others. Aaah Catholic insomnia