BBC: "a biological male who identifies as a woman-" ME [upholding the dignity of my sisters with a progressive definition of medical sex]: Wow. If she has HRT access, that's offensive

The daily show era broke our parents minds and they'll never regain full function Libs want an SNL presidency

These aren't even spice mixes 🥴 You can barely use them because everything is 80% salt. They're complicated season salts. my fam keeps buying these and pawning them off because they think you have to support liberal grifters to defeat conservative ones, it's so dismal

This is genocide. Explicitly. The first step in killing off a population is ensuring that they’re not allowed to engage in public life.

I'll give you the short version: they sponsored & supported the most influential AIDS denialist group of the 2000's, resulting in national policies in South Africa that caused an estimated 330,000 deaths there. They have never apologized or acknowledged what they did. medium.com/the-monthly/...

every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades

"[Porn star] jiggles my fupa" in a video title was the first time i ever heard that word, but since it wasnt in caps I permanently internalized it as Spanish. ¡Ay, mi fupa!

I am not sure I liked Welcome to Derry but I did appreciate the introduction of Poundfoolish, the Good Clown. All the scenes involving Clown Town were very compelling

Dem moderates promising me a house with floors but no roof and then failing to deliver on the floors. They'll fundraise on a future of possible floors, but not ceilings. Never ceilings.

I dunno man I kind of hope that they won’t keep jerking off in front of people and half the time that doesn’t even happen, I’m not exactly expecting them to turn into Charles Dickens

And one more other thing I’m seeing now, that Northwestern unsurprisingly didn’t mention in its statement, effectively banning gender affirming care at NU school of medicine

everyone is mad they can't see her tits

adding this to my book list immediately

alice's restaurant time

So you want to build an altar on a summer night? You want to learn the facts off of a Snapple cap

today id like you to check out deflock.me it has a consistent map of flock devices, which have effectively destroyed surveillance law in this country by creating a vast, secret and constant database of footage for warrantless surveillance

If youre an author, the actual things you live on: Advances (if you're published, and this is determined more by presales and perceived interest) Random patrons Word of mouth Piracy helps the latter two and doesnt affect the former

He doesn’t say “Hee hee,” or “Tee hee” when he laughs. He says “Hnn hnn!”

one of the things Weizenbaum really nails is that our propensity to believe machine intelligence rivals our own is embedded in a deeper view of humans as being basically machines, that the ELIZA Effect is in part a product of our spiritual and cultural empoverishment... it seems the woke pope agrees

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

Major police action involving St Paul Police Department & feds around Eastside Rose Ave / Payne / Phalen / Maryland reported in last 2 hours with a lot of gas canisters unleashed on community. Reports latest that police withdrew. Content advisory: Video shows gas canisters deployed & detainments

I thought everybody fucked to the Cardigans

that's so you aren't impaled due to the momentum of the boar (is that actually why tractor supply sells spears? I don't know if I'm kidding)

I lost mine in April so I'm really hoping if everybody else loses theirs before next tax day i don't have to pay the penalty? (Kidding but)

This guy's whole career has been about access. Remember when he was getting @buzzfeed.com money to write no-effort dogshit meme listicles? Their log house token This is -- and i mean it -- the worst. Remove sharp objects from your vicinity. This is his legacy. Ronald Reagan's 31 Most YOLO Moments

"So when I say the real poverty line is $140,000, I’m being conservative."

Cats are absolute freaks

(Watching you eat "ancient grains" bread) wow do you feel like that's ethical? Considering all the things people used to do to each other

i love the expanse

I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong

maybe i am going insane

INTERVIEWER: can we go about 30 minutes over? ME: of course! VAGUS NERVE (ejecting sweat from every pore even tho im cold because I have to pee very slightly): you forgot to ask someone

it's actually spelled "voolgarroost"

Butterball CEO: friends I come to you with both challenging and exciting news about my proposed changes for the Butterball company to meet the modern world

Breaking news: AI writer makes up a guy

GUY WHO WATCHES ONLY INSPIRATIONAL CREDIT CARD COMMERCIALS: (picks up Das Kapital) wow this is a lot like an inspirational credit card commercial

These polling results are also why the far right illiberal christian ethnonationalists in the United States are convinced human nature is on their side and all they need to do is control the apparatuses of state and media power for another decade to prove it.

grok... make me a vulgar roast

from now on, i'm going to make everything i need out of cob

The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.

damn. yeah he looks bad

thinking as vaguely as possible this morning. the beginning of the 90s was a lot better than the end of the 90s, but the end of the 80s was a lot better than the start of the 80s. but the specific period of the end-of-the-80s-through-beginning-of-the-nineties was not particularly good. it's relative

The only truly irreversible thing a trans child is likely to do is take their own life. "What if they do something irreversible?" actually means "theyre not allowed to make a decision!" You cant undo or reverse any decision you make, you can simply change your mind later and handle the consequences

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