Anne with an E (Cut From the Team)

"Her job is to suck up to Trump, yes, but largely as a means –– not an end in and of itself."

I started telling a beta reader about an edit I was making on my novel and she covered her ears and shouted “NO SPOILERS! I want to read it!” It felt so great.

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

I’ll download that dating app and start taking dating seriously once I finish making out with all my friends.

2025 was hard but some stuff happened I’m really proud of. For starters, this book I wrote came out and my mom got to see me in a bookstore for the first time

vance is a genuine lunatic

unironically a good idea

Stubbornly not debuting a new me in 2026 because the old me hasn’t worn out yet.

I think he missed me

“So I’m in the fancy spice store and I got some things and we could use a new oven mit but they are all covered in misogyny.” - phone call from woke guy friend

If you are looking to be witchier, bolder, and pricklier next year, might I suggest a book to help you out with that?

My 2026 resolutions in four simple bullet points

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Now would be a great time for a 10 episode, 20 hour prestige series about the ten years between 1916 and 1926, covering the establishment of the 8-hr work day & 5-day work week, in the US. Each episode would be one year & the middle episode should be entirely devoted to the Battle of Blair Mountain.

Mistletoe wasn’t supposed to kill anyone after Baldur but making an exception for Nazis is on brand

I’m teaching a generative poetry workshop that combines metaphysical histories and the sacred art of poetry with the Poetry Society of New York. I’d love to have you! www.eventbrite.com/e/psny-virtu...

You will be visited by three spirits. The spirits

The ACA isn't just "health care for people who don't have a conventional employer." It also disallows something that was incredibly common 20 years ago, which I fear is getting lost to generational memory: insurance companies could deny you health care for essentially any previous health problem.

If you're saying that Israel as a Jewish ethnostate is the only way to protect Jews like me, what I hear you saying is "it's too hard to not kill Jews in our own countries so we're not going to try."

My local corner coffee greasy spoon will put a hot dog on an egg and cheese but they will charge you 5 dollars more for it in what I assume is a judgement tax.

Every time a library from a county I’ve never heard of starts a TikTok account and asks their least charismatic librarian to give a book review, it’s an instant follow.

Have reached the point of the holiday season where dinner is just Slovenian pastries.

The Apartment, featured this week by @poetrysuperhwy.bsky.social

Thanks to @poetrysuperhwy.bsky.social for featuring my poem The Apartment about intimacy in high density housing www.poetrysuperhighway.com/psh/poetry-f...

Thanks to @poetrysuperhwy.bsky.social for featuring my poem The Apartment about intimacy in high density housing www.poetrysuperhighway.com/psh/poetry-f...

Never believe the fuckers who say "why bother, they already won"

Vroman’s Bookstore in Pasadena has been carrying my deck since launch and my mom sent me, “so fun to see you in the bookstore!”

It was so great to walk into @spectatorbooks.bsky.social and see my poetry collection about science fiction and lesbian disasters and David Bowie on the local authors shelf. Stock up on books from indie bookstores this holiday season. They are champions.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

I miss the high class cinema of my youth where the Olson twins taught a stuck up French chef about the delight of McDonald’s French fries

In today's story on @thewildhunt.bsky.social, @laurenparker.bsky.social threatens to eat me (in cookie form.) Also she hexes the president (also in cookie form.) It's a hoot and a half. #witchsky wildhunt.org/2025/07/suga...

"I got an alert that my app subscription for Starla is set to expire soon. All I felt was relief that I don’t even have to break up with Celeste. I can just mark her spam." @laurenparker.bsky.social wildhunt.org/2025/11/look...

My dear @laurenparker.bsky.social tried to find her soul mate on an app so you don’t have to. wildhunt.org/2025/11/look...

For those who missed it, the Story Hour reading from last week was recorded - you can listen to me and @laurenparker.bsky.social read stories about salt and ominous birds (and tacos) here: youtu.be/GFu85wShG4w

Hey anti primers! If you’re looking for a witchcraft book that teaches you magic and helps you form a union, check out Spells for Success on Bookshop! bookshop.org/p/books/spel...

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Me: okay it’s been a decade. Time to swap out the ol IUD Dr.: okay so around ten years or def ten years? at ten years it’s not effective anymore Me: because it wears out or because tiny meth heads stripped it like a house in 2009 Dr.: yep, we keep the tiny meth heads under wraps for obvious reasons

This is so cool! Denver has a Zoltan in @casabonitadenver.com.

Reminder that I wrote a whole book of genderqueer sci fi poems about David Bowie and @animalheartpress.bsky.social bought it. You should support small presses and queer art as much as possible and if do buy it I’ll probably kiss you so factor that in. animalheartpress.net/dark-way-dow...

Cat Influencer #cats #kittens #caturday #linkedin

I wrote about Zoltar fortune telling machines, marketing history, and divination for @thewildhunt.bsky.social and you can read it here wildhunt.org/2025/07/zolt...

Big publishing day! I Came to Walmart to Fight God just came out in the Revolution issue of Feral Magazine! feralpoetry.net/i-came-to-th... #poetry

Big publishing day! I Came to Walmart to Fight God just came out in the Revolution issue of Feral Magazine! feralpoetry.net/i-came-to-th... #poetry

“A desolate, intimate homage to one of rock’s most original lyricists.” Kirkus liked my poetry collection about David Bowie, the desert, and queer yearning. And you should add it to your shelves this Pride month and support a small press. www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...

The most important part of republican fascism is the demand you must be nice to them.

“I want the ink to tell me something true as I pour it out in the teacup saucer. I’d kill for something that is good. I’d kill for something other than the damp grief of a blank slate.” buttondown.com/laureneparke...

👏 👏 👏 www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHvW...

One of the ways to resist capitalism and the allure of AI slop in your personal mindset is to appreciate and enjoy being an amateur at something