CBS thinks they canceled Stephen Colbert. CBS actually canceled themselves.

Me: If there was a fire and you could only save me or the cat, who would you save? Wife: Me: Wife: I feel like you’ve had a good run.

No such thing as a decent billionaire.

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Thomas Stockett's Baltimore Afro-American cartoon on the Voting Rights Act, August 1965.

Rep. @brotherjones.bsky.social at the CA state capitol: “We chanted ‘we will not go back’ — I burned a confederate flag outside the chamber to send a message we will not go back to the times in which our folks were met with Billy clubs & the blast of the fire hose…” 🇺🇸

I sent this to my man & he didn’t get it. Is he broken?

✊ Sabres win. #Sabrehood

He's definitely at fault.

When Colbert is gone, I'll have no reason to watch anything on CBS.

If only I haven't had to think about this guy every day for the past 11 years...

Fuck yes!!! We're terrible at the powerplay, but I'll take it! #Sabrehood

Asking ICE not to violate court orders repeatedly is like asking that guy in high school not to cheat off your test.

#politics #vote I'm going to say it again, because it seems we all have very short memories. Polling. Doesn't. Mean. Shit. We've been let down repeatedly. Voter turnout is what matters. Stop watching polling. Start planning to get your ass to the actual polling places. We only win by showing up.

This photo is from 1963. Sadly, it easily still applies today.

I'm not a Barça fan. But I am a Lamine fan.

We didn't need this from Dr. Moensch to understand what's happening in Utah, but will take it...

I choked on a carrot this afternoon and all I could think was "I bet a donut wouldn't have done this to me." Stay safe, eat more donuts. Follow me for more life hacks…

And it’ll only cost $25K for a round-trip flight!

He looks really bald here.

Dobeš needs to be figured out. #Sabrehood

My normal coffee beans went from $15/lb to almost $25/lb. I still drink the same amount. 😑

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Is there anyone out there that actually believes we've only spent $25 billion on Trump's illegal war in Iran?

Bluelist 1223 @dimari.bsky.social @notdone2024.bsky.social @aj--thompson.bsky.social @thewitsendstore.bsky.social @oregonblue.bsky.social @debbell.bsky.social @kaijane.bsky.social @jethrostudio.bsky.social @mrs-b-2021.bsky.social @thebansidhe.bsky.social @colleenboeding.bsky.social

Funny thing is it's precisely firing squads that I'd like to see used when we finally get the chance.

Kash Patel’s colleagues are alarmed by what they say is erratic behavior and excessive drinking, Sarah Fitzpatrick reports. More than two dozen people she spoke with described his management failures and conduct that could harm national security.

Bsky staff is scrambling to convince ppl that today's outage has nothing to do with their embrace of ai. That's great. We should make them scramble more. The cost of replacing competent humans with AI needs to be greater on every single level for every single company.

Voting on spy powers at 2am will definitely help with trust in the government!

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ICE acting director Todd Lyons is going to resign at end of May. Interesting.

The weirdest thing to me about Republicans wanting to make Passports the one valid form of ID for voting, instead of say a state-issued ID or driver's license, is that Passports don't have your current address on them—they just have your place of birth; not even a street address. #ThingsIFindWeird

Nothing about any of this is normal.

Our team received a report of intermittent app outages at about 11:40pm PDT on April 15, 2026. They worked through the night to mitigate a sophisticated Distributed Denial-of-Service (DDoS) attack, which intensified throughout the day.

I hate everything. So I ordered tacos. I still hate everything but now I have tacos.

Dude, I've been away for a while. Just wasn't feeling it. But I'm back now. (Not sure if that's a good thing.)

For over 2,000 years, the Church has been political. It's always been political. It will never not be.

I always knew Trump didn't know what a doctor looks like.

Our world could be so much better than the one my Boomer parents left behind. For example...

For the record, it was Elbridge A. Colby, Undersecretary of Defense, who carried Pete Hegseth’s “Avignon Papacy” threat to the Pope. This fucking douchebag. 👇

✊ Thank you Tuch!!! #Sabrehood

Truth.

Somebody said earlier tonight Pete Hegseth was the Secretary of Defeat, and I'm still fucking laughing. 😂

Oh, he really likes the Iran war and defense stocks.

So fucking stoked to be on the tab paying for literally everything Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth have fucked up in just the last few months. #Winning #Warfighters #TotallyAlpha

Gizzy photo shoot. #NotCaturday