Not an accurate depiction because his eyes are open.

I like Tuesday’s result MUCH better. #ForTheLand

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DEVELOPING: Rob Lowe’s band from St. Elmo’s Fire has withdrawn from President Trump’s America 250 celebration.

Just in case you were wondering, our Bicentennial Celebration in 1976 was held in multiple venues, and the artists included: The Eagles Fleetwood Mac Loggins & Messina (Their final performance before splitting up) Dan Fogelberg Elton John The Beach Boys America Elvis Presley Bruce Springsteen 1/2

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This ceasefire is heavy on the fire, light on the cease.

Quiet Piggy.

They were multiplying like… you know. Bunny

This 👇👇👇

The best way to honor fallen soldiers is to avoid careless reasons to create more of them.

BURN IT DOWN, BURN IT ALL DOWN

🥱 So tired. Time for a blink.

So, trump 86’d Project Freedom…

The supreme court betrayed Black voters, they betrayed America, and they betrayed our democracy.” - Barack Obama

BREAKING: 🚨🇮🇱🇮🇷 Archaeologists in the Holy Land just uncovered a 3,000-year-old Israelite tablet… It reads: “Iran is 12 days away from developing a nuclear weapon.”

My Cleveland teams lost tonight ~~Guardians ⚾️ & Cavs 🏀 But Sherrod!! 👊

It’s astounding that Zelensky survived a full-scale war without ever having a ballroom.

Liar, liar, vodka on fire.

A reminder that both Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris literally warned everyone that SCOTUS was on the ballot. They were right yet again.

Hasn’t whined about needing a ballroom to feel safe

You know how you see those “find someone who looks at you the way he looks at her” posts?? Yea. This is NOT that.

For every other president in American history who survived an assassination attempt or was assassinated, the country responded with collective shock and grief, regardless of political party. With Trump, we just assume it’s staged.

Am I understanding this correctly? The President, the Vice-President, the Speaker of the House AND the Secretary of Stare were all at the White House Correspondent's Dinner together and security was so laxed that a guy ran through security with a long gun? I call bullshit.

And I don’t want to hear one more fucking word out of your useless mouth, Meghan

See how scared he was when he thought it wasn’t staged?

The boy who cried wolf has nothin’ on TACO.

…while RFK Jr continued eating his roadkill raccoon penis.

All those politicians running for their lives during a shooting finally got to understand how kids in schools feel.

“I’ve studied assassinations” Jesus. Christ.

I hate it when the Second Amendment ruins the First Amendment’s dinner!

I think his ear is spontaneously “bleeding” again.

LATEST: Massive cunt admits to being massive cunt.

I prefer him asleep Less dangerous for us all.

“All we have to fear, is fear itself” “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” “What the hell is a corner store?” Great Presidential quotes of our time

If old people need to do a second driving test to continue driving in old age there definitely needs to be some better controls on having someone completely senile continue to be allowed to run a country.

I can't get out of my mind something a cab driver said to me in Belfast last week: "There's something about America I can't understand. It's a country with so much potential and so many good people in it. How could such a terrible man get elected twice to run it?'

And it’s also bullshit that we are treated this way.

This is a well-documented pattern in medical research and reflects systemic gender bias in pain assessment and treatment.👇

The average U.S. gasoline price is $4.12 a gallon. It was $2.37 when Biden left office 15 months ago. The Trump regime wants you to think a 74% increase in the price of gas is no big deal. It is.

I hope there’s a special place in hell for those who scam the elderly. 😡

Warning the Pope should be more careful when talking about theology is like telling couches to be more careful around Vance.

I’m guessing his cognitive test didn’t have him identify pix of Jesus and doctors. 🤷‍♀️

Can JD Vance please pay a visit to the Yankees??

Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.

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I’ve stopped saying “is this real?” regarding every damn thing he says/does.

So, Pope Leo is a crime fighter. But not a very good one. Huh. Learn something new every day.

I’ll have what Hungary’s having.