TOAD WILL NOW DANCE, AND HE WILL BE WONDERFUL.

I will drink the goo

If the band dresses like this you are dying in the pit

Bangers and a turd. Good few days.

I would eat the weird grey army meat on a biscuit at 3am after 9 beers.

I explained this to my 13 year old and she called me unc.

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

Eclectic mix last few days.

The lads yearn for Larry Niven

You have so much to live for Toad

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Geno walk of shame

This guy could save the site if he posted this shit every day for everyone to dunk on.

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Your grandma on Facebook has liked this 1000 times already

@joecarryon.bsky.social oh my god

Launch the oil into orbit, slingshot around the sun.

Guy who has only seen Friedken’s Sorcerer: getting a lot of Sorcerer vibes from this

Just let Fitzcarraldo handle it

Not me. Legolas level accuracy. Built different.

Pikachu cast 401k distribution

There’s about 5 essays worth of material in this at least. This is like flipping your Maserati 10 times and somehow landing on the wheels.

ask not for whom the bananaphone ring ring rings

Nutshell by Alice In Chains should not fade out it should play forever.

BAFTAs should have had Dril at the ready.

The Supreme Court:

I tell the ladies my long jumper suit is 5cm larger than the average suit.

I could easily best Chotiner in a battle of wits. It wouldn’t even be a challenge.

They have misjudged their target audience (me) there is no way in hell I’m watching this unless I’m rooting against the cops.

No

Miracle would have worked but the rules say Dredd. My fella is the law.

This is not ally behavior. Back of the line, buddy.

It’s that last 5% that really matters. That’s where you get to varied opinions on whether the lizard man is real and if gay people deserve food (no, yes).

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Thought this person was listening to to Close to the Edge by Yes and fingering themselves. Took me a minute.

I should call her

Should never have stopped calling them weird.