stealing paintings from museums will soon be considered just another tool in the artist's toolbelt

Don’t make me use Linux. Pain

your whales must be seen before they can be killed

LeBron loves to have a laugh. Second Decision for a goddamn Hennessy commercial.

Not only was Janeway correct to kill Tuvix, she would have been correct even if doing so didn’t bring Tuvok and Neelix back

Anyway the "everything is Gamergate" people were right, are right, will continue to be right. most vindicated political analysis in history

unironically wild how much of the modern world comes back to lowtax

SCREAM IF YOU LOVE DIAGETIC MUSIC!!!!

many are saying this

if Wemby learns how to skyhook it's over for the league

sorry but i am going to die one day and am therefore not going to watch an “ai generated walmart nostalgia video”

oh my god it's so accurate

Teaser trailer for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure "Steel Ball Run" anime series. Coming to Netflix worldwide in 2026.

🦀

Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities

Uncle Denis is absolutely getting cooked for this, no way he makes it out fine. Unclear who the Clippers put up as their scapegoat.

Pablo Torre Pulitzer where

Regrettably refollowing Shams in the unlikely but very funny event that little weirdo breaks The News.

do NOT bother her, she is doing her GUNPLA

Something Awful posters in 2025

the one thing chatgpt is good for is identifying which people are not worth listening to

Micro dosing Christianity by saying that James Dobson should burn in hell

when the AI bubble finally collapses and everyone who spent a year smugly hyping it suddenly has to come crawling back with their tail between their legs, i just want to say i am not going to be the bigger person about it. i am going to be meaner than you can even believe

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.

i admire that final fantasy x's first hour is more or less a what if scenario of "what would happen if we isekaid lebron"

[IQ bell curve meme] (Low IQ) it’s fancy autocomplete (Mid IQ) “actually the attention mechanism is very complex and the mathematics, while they don’t support supposing sentience, do allow for emergent behaviors that may give rise to ever more..” (High IQ) it’s fancy autocomplete

Does the Clippers front office know what year it is? This squad would have been absolute fire a few years ago but uhh now? Idk chief

HUGE NEWS FOLKS i finally got a good photo of an owl tonight!!!!! (this is one of the great horned owls who hang out near the house) 🪶

Good for the Suns to get out of that cursed contract but why in EARTH did the Clippers grab this dude AND Ben Simmons?? Do they want to even look like they're trying to win??

i heard you only get to play as donkey kong for the opening hour or two on the tanker. the rest of the story is told from the perspective of diddy kong as he infiltrates the “big peel” bananaspill containment facility on a hostage rescue mission, manipulated by unseen players in a larger game (1/14)

damn, Diddy verdict sucks

Blue Prince is one of the coolest, most interesting, most engaging games I've ever played, full stop, the literal only thing I actually disliked was the day 1 win

yes i am sure

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

The Pacers are on some devil magic shit

Brian Wilson was right, he wasn't made for his times, he was made for ritardando, SSRIs, and hot chip, like all millennials

Google and Meta search both report that Cape Breton Island has its own time zone 12 minutes ahead of mainland Nova Scotia time because they are both drawing that information from a Beaverton article I wrote in 2024

Okay, I think we're about as deep into Blue Prince as anyone has been, with only some challenge runs left for the platinum, and, um, unreservedly one of the best games I have or will ever play. Incredibly creative, incredibly innovative, incredibly satisfying, I can't praise it enough

I get that some people find blue prince grindy and annoying and I understand this. But the thing about me is that I am excited to do the billiards and parlor puzzles every time. I’m on day 80 and I still love it. I would play a phone app that was all billiards game. I just find math a good time

I find the hedging of any blunt criticism of "AI" even (or especially, because they're afraid of being accused of bias) in left leaning journalism to be incredibly frustrating.

he did it again he can't keep getting away with this 😭

can we retroactively award Caruso with an all defensive team for the year

really feel for the DOGE kids tonight. so hard to be a child of divorce

I’ve seen like three identical “…but they’re both drake” posts and I cant believe yall would take advantage of this national tragedy by stealing jokes

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

Quote 2 & 3 are real. Some other quotes that are in the game (Number 3 is my favourite)

yeah this game is fucking over, holy shit

this has gotta be like, a historically bad first quarter on Minnesota's behalf. less than 3 minutes left and they have fewer points than minutes played lmao