riley
@riley.gauche.rodeo
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co-founder of a defunct website | game designer | capital P Poster | “products guy” | media sicko
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i heard you only get to play as donkey kong for the opening hour or two on the tanker. the rest of the story is told from the perspective of diddy kong as he infiltrates the “big peel” bananaspill containment facility on a hostage rescue mission, manipulated by unseen players in a larger game (1/14)
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4 months ago
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Amanda Litman
about 8 hours ago
Want a party that actually fights back? Run for office. We’ll help you.
runforwhat.net
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Run for Something
Find offices you can run for
https://runforwhat.net
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headfallsoff
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vince gilligan shaved his moustache and i can tell you right now it would take me like ten years to figure out clark kent is superman. who the fuck is that
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Jesse
2 days ago
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
3 days ago
This city belongs to you.
youtu.be/Nf4aPjPu6pk
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This City Belongs to You.
YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC
https://youtu.be/Nf4aPjPu6pk
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really strong contender for Most Slept-On GBA Game. tremendously good stuff
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3 days ago
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this is some great investigative reporting, but unfortunately i fear that the people who need it most are either apathetic or just blind to objective fact
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Seko!
5 days ago
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Video Game History Foundation
7 days ago
Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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thinking a lot about adopting more of a sheen estevez outlook. finding the joy in the little things…
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still doing it
YouTube video by RandomlyDevin
https://youtu.be/OUUhk-nPy5I?si=lgp48pFbRZj5CRtD
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g0m
about 2 years ago
happy poisonman day [comic from 2018]
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oh my god he sucks so hard! i understand there are a lot of older centrist dems in new york state but you guys have got to primary this dusty piece of shit
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i have mixed feelings about LRG but man this amano character might be the only artist in the world who could make gex look like the coolest thing ever. maybe yoji shinkawa could do it too. but that’s it
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dawg…i need to have a word with whoever is running merch at shonen jump because you would have to be a sick freak to buy this
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Tuba Zef
15 days ago
Oh, it's PS2 North America's launch anniversary
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what kind of sick bizarro world are the amc merchandisers living in? the man makes danny oceans of us all, and i’m building a team with gas station michael and ikel once again
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started smt3 nocturne hd recently, and i think it’s a really exemplary remaster. other than the hd visuals and the welcome addition of voice acting, the game is more or less untouched, and it really captures that ps2 feel. if you’re not reimagining a game à la re2 remake, this is a great north star.
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✨trash✨
16 days ago
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Jeff Yang
18 days ago
I don’t know if there’s a more perfect illustration of the utter fucking nonsense that creative pollution by AI will produce than this choice to illustrate the power of Paramount’s new “localization” and “customization” technology by face-swapping Brad Pitt into the lead role of GET OUT
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republicans are only interested in preserving history if it’s a school or statue honoring a slaveowner
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18 days ago
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Prairie Rose Clayton
22 days ago
This is the opening sequence to Paprika
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i have had a pretty good dragon ball bleet marinating all weekend, but i’m afraid to post it because it hinges on frieza-accurate verbage, which i am naturally concerned could be miscontrued as something more sinister and chudlike. god truly does save his hardest battles for his toughest posters
21 days ago
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the only truly great sonic video game if we’re being serious. inspired, really
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22 days ago
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Silky
23 days ago
this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.
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Wario64
23 days ago
Downwell (Steam) is $0.74 Humble
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$0.99 US PS+
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PS4 physical $28.99 PNP Games
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Deck verified
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the reveal on this is so crazy if you’ve been paying attention to recent media goings-on
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23 days ago
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praise be!
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24 days ago
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Nash
24 days ago
BY THE WAY If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2. There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security. Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation." TURN IT OFF.
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Maddy Thorson
25 days ago
make video game
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unrelated: i have just decided to apply for a UK skilled worker visa
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25 days ago
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New Video Game Advisor
27 days ago
Mother 3 (GBA, 2006)
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shocking absolutely no one, the rot runs deep. unfortunately, these guys are already pulling out the cancel culture playbook, so they’ll all be invited to dinner at mar a lago by next weekend
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27 days ago
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Peter
28 days ago
the actual story here, which the media never talks about, is that police in this country have become a discrete right-wing political operation. the story isn't about cops leaving (they're lying about that), it's about the police trying to exert influence over elections.
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rice heads rejoice, for the promised day approacheth
29 days ago
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derek guy
about 1 month ago
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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damn if leo keeps talking like this i might have to pick up catholicism again
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about 1 month ago
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🃏 Clip 🃏
about 1 month ago
Had a dream a while back in which I discovered the existence of the "Grave of the Fireflies/Super Mario World 2-in-1" for the Wii. It basically functioned as a DVD except for a "special features" section that literally only had an SNES emulator playing Mario World. It went for absurd prices on eBay
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James Myall
about 1 month ago
So much to mourn here. ICE shot and killed a single father just after he has dropped his two kids off at daycare. Their justification for stopping him was traffic violations form 12 years ago. Their justification for shooting him was that he was driving away. A completely needless tragedy.
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christa lee
about 1 month ago
yeah instead of subscribing to game pass ultimate go buy yourself a Tekken 3 PCB and a supergun
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watching this man fish so hard for claps and come up empty is better than sex
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about 1 month ago
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liz moss
about 2 months ago
i call this "three guys arguing over how to pronounce banal"
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Emmett Watkins Jr
about 2 months ago
the fact that both Disney and Microsoft are both on the
@bdsmovement.bsky.social
boycott list and also keep hiking thier prices makes it so much easier for people to not give them your money
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Mehdi Hasan
about 2 months ago
Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome
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Ben Cohen
about 2 months ago
After 47 years, Jerry has made the difficult decision to step down from the company we built together. I’m sharing his words as he resigns from Ben & Jerry’s. His legacy deserves to be true to our values, not silenced by
@magnumicecreamco.bsky.social
#FreeBenAndJerrys
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liz moss
about 2 months ago
mochamixes.bigcartel.com
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crazy how pokemon mostly have names like “pikachu” or “charizard” but every now and then you get a humanoid freak called “mr. mime”
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i guess it’s time to see if a $20 price tag is enough to make me forgive them for making hollow knight
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finally watched war of the worlds and i think it might be the best watch party piece since batman and robin 97. fantastic film to watch with your friends MST3K style
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having a hard time buying into metal gear solid delta. not because the old voices pair strangely with the new models, but because its story relies on the player believing in a world where the president could take anything seriously
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