Disney's losing $4 billion over the Jimmy Kimmel incident probably isn't good enough,I think they need to sweat a bit more.

It's a beautiful morning to cast Swords to Plowshares Also please no 9th on breakers this time Live now @ twitch.tv/akaleth

WE ARE LIVE! twitch.tv/akaleth

Reminder that "physical inactivity" is a high risk factor for COVID according to the CDC, so I better see all you Magic players getting the 2025-2026 booster

TOMORROW NIGHT! Be there or be square! (But it's okay if you check out the VOD instead)

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

make a band as singular: Animal as Leader

WE LIVE EARLY IN THE MORNING LET'S WIN THIS CHALLENGE Live now @ twitch.tv/akaleth

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Every centrist hagiographer: he said some very important stuff Everyone: oh, like what? Every centrist hagiographer: very important things Everyone: Can you repeat some of those things he said? Every centrist hagiographer, looking at their legal department frantically shaking their heads: no

It's that time of year, folks — the 4th annual State of the Noodle stream is NEXT THURSDAY 9/18 8:30pm EST @ twitch.tv/akaleth @xjcloud.bsky.social will join me as we discuss D&T decklists in 2025, its position in the metagame, and give you all the tools you need to be prepared for Eternal Weekend!

I miss y'all. It's time to come back. Starting on 9/13, I'll be live on Twitch every Saturday morning playing D&T in the 7am Legacy Challenge! Whether I'm 0-2 dropping, getting 9th on breakers, or winning it all, I'm excited to play premier events regularly. At the usual place: twitch.tv/akaleth

This is the line that Dems need to push. It can't be simply. "Political violence is bad" it MUST be "Political violence is bad and Trump and his ilk are responsible for creating conditions ripe for political violence"

Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed

I don't have the context around standard (outside of hearing people say Vivi Cauldron all the time), but I largely agree with everything Carmen said here wrt philosophy/policy around bans. This also means there is actually a chance (though still small) that there's a ban between US and EU EW!

Feeling exhausted and a little demoralized by an AI push at work, but tonight I had a chat with my mom where she voiced extremely similar concerns to mine regarding how culturally destructive AI is, and it gives me some hope that we really will get through this period of insanity

Last year, Eternal Weekend ended one of the most meaningful traditions in Magic events: awarding original artwork to the winners. Dan Frazier, hearing the news, stepped up to give back to the community and has drawn two original paintings to be given to the Legacy and Vintage winners at EW!

*Opening chords of "Heartbearts"* Me and @akaleth.bsky.social simultaneously: This toy store is playing my jams

post a meme made by you

Somehow avoided NYC traffic only to get destroyed by Hudson Valley traffic, AMA

Anyway

feel like shit just want her back

I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.

to the dark money operatives paying lib influencers: stop paying $8k a month to influencers whose fans are all true blue liberals. pay me $20k a month to plead with my audience of intransigent leftists.

Fifty seven percent

What a week, huh

*just lost to D&T voice* You will never be able to convince me that D&T is playable

Two contemporaneous options: The drowning music from early Sonic games, literally had a night of sleep paralysis featuring that music The game over screen on the Genesis Aladdin. Jafar's laugh is so fucked up and this face pops up SO FAST, 3 year old me ran out of the room every time I game overed

Twitch loves warning me about my expiring gift subs to channels I have never watched once in my life

we stand for the flag in this house

D&T has remained tier 0 or 1 through metas with Snowko, Arcanist, Ragavan, WPA, Sticker Goblin, UB with Grief, UB with Psychic Frog, UB with Troll, Vexing Bauble, Mycospawn, and to this day. The deck is always the most broken thing in legacy and just avoids bans by being hard to play.

I won the legacy showcase with DNT. I'll make my thanks and a longer winded post later but yeah. Does not feel real

"Is Robert Irwin's character on Bluey a Glup Shitto," the greatest conversation in the history of party, shut down after...

Me, 20 minutes ago: Evan do you think our server is high Evan: ...maybe Manager, just now: I apologize, another server will be taking over your table

Just to follow up on this: I'm pausing streams for the near future while I get my new schedule figured out, which should hopefully be in the next couple of weeks. In the meantime, I'm spending that time working on some more matchup primers! Thanks for your patience y'all, should be live again soon.

'Microsoft has no place being accomplice of a genocide:' Arkane union workers demand Xbox maker sever ties with Israel

She slept from 1am to 6am last night, refused to nap (par for the course at this point), and is still currently fighting going to bed despite being completely exhausted for hours It's going Great, chat

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

ME, ADVISING THE KING & HIS WAR COUNCIL: My lord, the Duke of Pelagia is openly fermenting rebellion in the south. Something must be done. A message must be sent WAR COUNCIL GROUP CHAT: 🤔 "fermenting rebellion"?? 🫢 this mf said fermenting rebellion 😂 fermenting rebellion headass 🤣 fermenting lmao

I've canceled stream a lot lately. My daughter has been going through her 3-year sleep regression, which is apparently a thing. As a result, I haven't gotten a full night's sleep in ~3 weeks, and this week was the worst. So unfortunately for my health I have to cancel stream tonight as well.

Last Wednesday I brought up how avoidable last minute schedule changes made me feel like my time wasn't valued and I wasn't appreciated, and I got completely brushed off. It's Tuesday, and I got the offer call for a really exciting new job. YMMV, but

Wotc if you’re taking recommendations on which singular showcase to look at to influence your next bnr decision, might I suggest this one?

Okay I got the Teeg out of my system Live now @ twitch.tv/akaleth

Can anyone recommend a dark chocolate bar that's >80% WITH inclusions like nuts, fruit, caramel? Bonus points for fair trade. Reskeet for visibility thank you.

Wow so it's just Over for them, huh