“MY computer switched on immediately and I was already terrified. The background was Yaoi on one side and Yuri on the other.”

Game: Pokemon Mystery Version Console: Nintendo Wii Created by: chocomilk Uploaded on: April 20th, 2008

“Think of the worst people you can. No matter who you just named, I promise you, he is miles worse than that. I am, clearly, talking about Tung Tung Tung Sahur. That stupid fucking plank of nothing, who I want thrown into a woodchipper.”

When humanity has gone too far, awaken from your deep slumber and wreak havoc across a small suburban town until nothing is left. Giant Fucking Skeleton is available now on the eShop for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!

”’Here is your staircase to Heaven. Those steps are your sins Grover, all 1,048,576 of 'em. You think yours is long? Wait until you've seen mine.’ - Kermit the Frog.”

The real creepypasta is vibe coding

“I look at the cartridge. It says "Mario sex game." I scream. The cover art is Mario sex game.”

“’Cock...‘ He muttered. ‘What?’ ‘Not dick...‘ He pointed to his mask, ‘Cock.’”

SEX*LIFE virtual 3

i do not do this i only gives free dog games

“A few days later the news said that there was a website offering free Undertale before finding your location and sending a creepy hitman to kill you. Then I realised I forgot to take my meds and I was having a night terror.”

“An infomercial plays for penis enlargement. Get penis enlargements. Get penis enlargements. Get penis enlargements. Enlarge your penis today. He can only sit there, the thought of penises now on his mind“

All these women are gay.

The next Touhou Project video game will feature a "sanity meter" that will slowly deplete over time.

A British couple traveled to China and complimented the Northeastern regional cuisine, comparing it to British food. Chinese Internet:

Air to Ground Message: 3CABIN SNAGS.. ISPS 2 A/C INOP SAFETY VIDEO AUDIO TOO LOUD L1 LAP BELT TWISTED Area: Portland, OR, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #a63ea70d1b1 F: #f508412da97

may God have mercy on us all

Terracotta Pig, East Java, 15th century

Neolithic amber bear, dated between 1700 B.C.E. and 650 B.C.E. Found in 1887 in a peat bog near Slupsk, Poland And I already know it looks like a gummy bear

Nonomura Ninsei, active ca. 1646-77 Kyoto ware incense box in shape of crouching rabbit. Stoneware with enamels

Air to Ground Message: 41 - ENGINEER DEMANDED BOARDING BE SUSPENDED FOR MINOR CABIN DEFECT Area: Chester, UK Type: Airbus A320 A: #ab2c1afcaeb F: #f68f026cc67

Air to Ground Message: MISC CODE KSFO KLAX 24 210058 CC325 LOL. HEY BUDDY. I HYPED IT UP PRETTY GOOD. Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9 A: #ac71b052d33 F: #fd424e4a0ec

accidentally played this clip in slow motion and now i can’t stop giggling

Air to Ground Message: SMOKE CAB REST SMOKE Area: Jersey Shore, NJ, USA Type: Airbus A330-200 A: #a0a57f9aa60 F: #f803693cef8

yeah

Air to Ground Message: MORNING CABIN CREW REPORT SIGNIFICANT CLICKING NOISE FROM DOOR 2R AS WELL AS NOISE ON 2L IN LOG. Area: Manchester, UK A: #acb37a67acb F: #f5104c77548

WHAT!!!!!!

Air to Ground Message: OK GOTCHA. THANKS Area: Orlando, FL, USA Type: Boeing 757-200 A: #a52c2cbbbc6 F: #feb5931be55

[0005322] Syndromes and interactions use "LIKESFIGHTING" instead of "LIKES_FIGHTING"

No machine is worthy of emulating me

Logging on

if we knew about tensile and atoms or whatever it would save a lot of expense. oh well (provides a deep sea crab with enrichment)

testing dozens of rockets to failure is a pretty smart way to work around the fact that nobody has ever measured how strong a metal is

Air to Ground Message: HI CABIN REPORTED FWD GALLEY BOILER LOW WATER LIGHT ON AND NOT WORKING.. ETA NCL 1315Z Area: Oxfordshire, UK Type: Airbus A320 A: #a7d03076020 F: #f9ad778f2e8

how it feels join in a vc composed entirely of people from the same poly cule

The feds harangued Kat and my family over bullshit charges for a year. They tried to beat her down, bankrupt Kat and her codefendants through legal fees, and a defeat her spirit. They fucking lost. They will continue to lose. Fuck ICE forever. To this criminal gang of a government: stay losing.

Video games 🎮

Women :3

A statement from a member of the party that just banned trans people from using appropriate bathrooms across the UK, including in private businesses. According to her, living with dignity involves being sent out back tto the gender neutral porta potty, just like in South Carolina.

It's just obvious that there is no good reason, at all, for the government to legislate what toilets you can go into. This is a thing that civil society was quite capable of working out. We're here because the GCs found civil society didn't share their rabid obsessive hatred so they played the refs.

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

My local steam railway runs a service called the Sausage Shuttle