Dude, Love it.

One way that the reaction to Rob Reiner's murder mirrors Charlie Kirk's is that the best way to eulogize each of them is to quote their words, and in both cases, doing so pisses off conservatives.

The worst part of my kids getting older is no reason to have corn dogs in my freezer for the random moments I want a corn dog.

Trump Don't Be an Utter Piece of Shit for 10 Whole Minutes Challenge. Difficulty: Impossible

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

Rival CDC in Avignon

MCCARTHY! #Skol That was a cold-blooded play.

Nailor! #Skol

So far bad ... Off to a bad start. #Vikings

when u see a book about a penguin with two dads

Secretary of Defense and Secretary of Transportation need to have a talk?

In nearly 4 years, this guy has never sat in my lap before. #Caturday

Temu Goebbels and his crew of sentient slime are unreachable fanatics who need to be banished from public life forever

🇺🇸 On this day 25 years ago, The Conservative Supreme Court handed George W. Bush the 2000 presidential election. A heartbroken Al Gore graciously conceded, and delivered a passionate call for national unity. 🇺🇸 Just 20 years later, Donald J. Trump lost by 7 million votes and attacked our country.

The Roku Channel AP has a Law & Order channel. In my day, we called that A&E.

8 Bedrooms, 1 Bathroom. This is definitely hell.

Holiday reminder. Do not donate to The Salvation Army. There are many worthwhile charities to choose from if you get the urge to donate. This homophobic and transphobic should not get your dollars to support their hatred.

JC Superstar really bringing it at the Ordway!

I love threads like this because I have no idea who is the leftist and whether anyone is being sarcastic or what any of them are actually talking about.

Weekend is here! I have JC Superstar tickets for tonight, then I can spend tomorrow's deep freeze snug in my house. I think it's time to start Kingdom Come: Deliverence 2.

It’s incredible they keep saying this and a confirmation that he’s seriously ill.

Doubly offensive because the architects are never the ones sitting out on the beam

republicans usually jump all over Christians being targeted by the government, so I'm sure they will be stepping up here.

This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him. I don’t know how else to say it…

Headline says "trapped," but the idiot agent jumped into the car and struggled against being pushed out. They then drove him to a police station. Calling this a kidnapping should be charged as filing a false police report.

He's just a shitty, dumb guy.

i stand by this statement every year

Trump’s America. Mubashir is a 20-year-old Minneapolis resident and a U.S. citizen. ICE assaulted him and grabbed him off the street anyway. Cruelty and incompetence, and an unlawful detention. A kidnapping. ICE gets to do this with zero accountability. 1/2

The best part is it failed.

I ordered some Neopolitan ice cream and while I wasn't expecting it, the basil and tomato flavors were not terrible.

I assume anyone who possibly could care about her memoirs would have gotten an advance copy.

She's dumb *and* scared.

I just finished a podcast about Rear Window this morning, and now there's a Raising Hope Rear Window homage episode. I love when this happens.

It's infuriating how exceedingly dumb this regime is.

Look, that oil was going to be made into gasoline and burned and cause pollution that kills 90,000 Americans every year. I don't know why they didn't sink that ship considering it is the same imminent threat to Americans as the cocaine boats.

Thinking of that time when my dad, himself a doctor, was thrown by a horse on a trail ride. Punctured his spleen, internal bleeding, got him to an ER just in time. He lived another 20 years. With two hours delay, probably wouldn't have. We rushed to *nearest* ER. Not comparison-shop for ER prices.

Most describe themselves as, "More spiritual, like, I believe in God, but not religion, you know? But I still go to church sometimes because I like the feeling of community."

Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.

I respect (and fear) anyone who got halfway through the first image without dozing off.

FIFA shooting for it's lowest attendance numbers in history, I guess.

This is a factual statement, with the right punctuation.

Rep. Thanedar has filed two articles of impeachment against Hegseth, one for "murder and conspiracy to murder" and the other for "reckless and unlawful mishandling of classified information." 🧵 (Full disclosure: I was happy to consult a bit on drafting this.)

Do you think trump knows they are fighting in Congo again? Would his staff bother to tell him?

Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted

It is crazy how hard it is to block a phone number on Samsung phones. I was added to a group text by a crazy person years ago, and I've gone through the process of blocking numbers over and over. The fact that I can't just block the whole thread makes no sense.

Just like watching an indie film in 1997.

Local news people out driving around while talking about how dangerous it is to be driving around is always infuriating.

Jessica: Trump doesn't have the same issues that Joe Biden did. He doesn't have a supply chain problem. He doesn't have a global health pandemic. He's just setting our economy on fire and not in a good way. Like the dumpster fire way

I was getting a filling done at the dentist and they put on a National Geographic video on YouTube. So I got to watch about a minute of two tailed frogs having sex while getting my tooth fixed.