bill cassidy wants you to know he still loves watching children die of measles in large numbers. he wants that to be his legacy.

Americans don't like people fucking with our elections. And we know it's the republicans who want to fuck with our elections.

We were wrong to stop calling these people weird.

COSTCO: here, try this ME: oh yummy COSTCO: so you like it? ME: yes, it's delicious COSTCO: well, we don’t sell it anymore and you'll never see it again.

Trump: We should grind up dogs for fertilizer. MAGA: He didn't mean that, it was out of context, it's actually the liberals' fault. Trump: Australian Shepards are best for home gardens, while pugs help corn grow best.

To imagine many Dem voters thought Polis would be a great VP nominee. Makes me wonder who (or what) got to him 🤔 And tbh, he should resign. Shame on him‼️

I’m gonna post this video every day so we NEVER FORGET what Donald Trump did to the USA on Jan 6th

Its funny how much coverage Kiefer Sutherland canceling his tour is getting, like we all knew he was a musician now.

Fun fact! Land-grant public universities were opposed by the southern states and only happened due to the The Morrill Act of 1862 while they were off being the Confederacy. I WONDER WHY THE MODERN GOP HATES THEM NOW?!?! It is a DEEP MYSTERY!

Today is the first time ever I found a "Wrong answers only" prompt even slightly amusing.

#Timberwolves lost games in this series by 29, 30 and 38. They should feel really bad about that.

Guy in the #Timberwolves game just did the Harlem Globetrotters low circle dribble thing.

#Timberwolves, boy, I don't know.

#Timberwolves are so bad I'm turning the sound up for the commercials and talking through the game.

It is remarkable how many establishment Dems simply do not understand they are in the middle of an existential war against MAGA politics, and that there’s no co-existence possible here.

The reason people keep doing crimes for Trump is that you get rewarded for doing them, congratulations to Colorado's Dem governor for making sure we get more people trying to overturn elections on his behalf bsky.app/profile/kyle...

If you say "Hold for applause" out loud in this moment, people will laugh, which is better than dead silence.

You know, a President accusing a NYT reporter of committing treason just for asking a question is actually quite a big deal, and this bunch just standing there listening to it and doing nothing is not encouraging the public to think of journalism as a serious business or of words meaning anything.

I feel I should alert Bluesky to the baby foxes in our yard

I hate sports. #MNWild

A confession. Since 2015 there have been folks assuring me that Donald Trump's base of support includes people who find him to be humorous and bantering in an off-the-cuff way. Not once since then have I encountered a moment of real wit, certainly none self-aware or self-deprecating. Until now.

Morning Kitten “The perfect box does not exis—“

The Navy never ran out of money under Biden.

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

They can't even blame it on Whiskey Friday.

I know congressional republicans are cowards and don't care, but changing the name so that it's a "new operation" is just the most base fraudulent behavior.

It's hard to plan security when you put all of your focus and effort into punishing Minnesota because Tim Walz was mean to you.

Imagine being fired because your boss thinks it’s still too easy to get an abortion and there’s not enough fruity vapes on the market

I know we keep saying it over and over again but Trump is an explicitly unique individual in American history because the media by and large abjectly refuses to cover him the way they would any other human being who has ever lived. Any other human being and this would be a gross outburst.

brutal meme via the official Democratic Party X account

Hopefully this is opening day jitters. It's really bad governance to constantly implement changes and then pull them back because they turn out to be unpopular.

He famously didn't write that book.

Everyone who cried back in 2016 when Trump got elected for the first time was right to do so

We bought a hybrid mini-van and apparently that just means the gas prices for our summer road trip will stay the same as our last road trip.

I hate sports. #MNWild

LET'S GO #WILD!

Supreme Court Holds, 6-3, That Black People Voting Violates Rights Of White Voters

Florida. Mississippi. Louisiana. Tennessee. Alabama. The Trump courts and MAGA allies are resorting to a playbook that's as old as this country: silencing Black representation in government.

If so, it's because a lot of people are living with chronic diseases instead of dead of measles.

It's like MAGA shitbirds don't know that there is video of all of this stuff.

These weird freaks focused on sperm counts of young men and under babied families. Sickos.

It needs to be said again: if Harris were president right now, there’d have been no tariffs, inflation would've continued going down, not up, no surging prices, interest rates would be down, easier borrowing for homes and businesses, no Iran war, gas not skyrocketing. And that's just the economy.

Happy Mothers Day to all of the moths out there.

Marjorie Taylor Green isn’t a known antisemite because she criticizes Israel, she’s a known antisemite because of all the talk about secret cabals, Jewish space lasers, Great Replacement theory, and Jews killing Jesus. Hope this helps some leftists who are mad at AOC for being right about her today

I'm really worried about what happens when Iran makes a deal with, say, Japan to allow their ships through. Does the US still enforce a blockade while claiming to be doing it to help other countries?

Do the women ever drop gloves and go at it? #MNFrost

Its crazy to me that in 2026 I can't just Google the score of the women's hockey game while it is going on.

I think in 5 seasons of the show Southland, the cops didn't finish a single meal, if they even got to eat a bite at all.