2025 😅👋

Howdy

Whoever made my cold brew at Dunkins today deserves to get their ass ate

I do not want to work ✌️

Grindr is short for Grindrew

another dead eyed day in the creating shareholder value factory

After 74 hours designing my hunk warrior…it’s time to fuck shit up #DragonAge

oh shit

Am I…a swiftie??

2019 -> 2024 “It’s been 84 years”

Explaining my activity to the Bluesky algorithm

First time wearing a speedo this year 😌

Gen Z detective arriving at the scene of the crime: What are the vibes

😌💅

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

phone reminding me to go to the gym with thirsts from 2022 🥲

buying a Steam Deck almost immediately after pledging not to spend money for a few weeks

happy pitsgiving 😛

When your relatives start arguing at Thanksgiving, calmly grab your favorite serving bowl of food like you're going to the kitchen to refill it, and just don't come back. Quietly escape with your favorite food. This has been survival tips with Jen.

Nerding out for a sec. Repost your fave anime, cowards!

I’ve suppressed the horrors for a few days with a fresh haircut 💇‍♀️

I’ve assembled a chaotic Spotify mix for you idiots

The 20 Bluesky staff now that 17 million gays have arrived on the platform.

we love a blurry lil tit pic

I’m sorry I’ll never be HER

fellas, is it gay to tuck while getting a pump (and listening to ABBA remixes)?

i brushed my teeth but now i want a treat

It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes

does this violate the terms and conditions for @topsof.bsky.social??

this is so romantic fr

happy hump day to all who celebrate 👐

I’m telling everyone who asks that they’ll look good with bangs now.

skeetin all by yourself, handsome?

You're all bottoms to me 💗

Well shit

stache is back, as a little treat

Therapists should have to work in pairs, each trying to persuade you to take their advice, and one of them should be evil

if you sing during wicked i have the right to pepper spray you btw

my tiddies look insane here. also my little baby girlie 🥹

Can someone create a “popular on other socials” starter pack so I can block them all. I need to keep this current Bluesky vibe 🥹👉👈

not this before bed

the “sorry, my weekend is looking full” starter pack

when all the toxics make their way to Bluesky

video from the pandemic is giving pre-trump 2nd terms vibes 😖

(trying to get to know someone) So what are your weaknesses

an hour in an adult Discovery Zone would fix me

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.