discovered if you glaze a flour tortilla with olive oil and par bake it for five minutes it turns into domino's thin crust pizza. if i was a stoner this would be a monkeys dancing around the monolith type scenario

softblocked varg vikernes

JD Vance’s parents both abandoned him in favor of doing drugs and honestly they made the right choice.

I'm moving like jukka

the grumpy frog

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

walked into the living room, my dad said "hey watch this" and then went to mow the lawn. i sit down just as a guy has a heart attack and a bunch of guys in winter gear put him on a table and start defibrillating this wasn't traumatizing as much as i was like an awakening

I’m a PoC, and I say West Virginia shouldn’t vote.

⚠️ ATTENTION: baby jumping spider

thesis: vivec did nothing wrong antithesis: vivec murdered nerevar and stole godhood synthesis: yes and that was good

finally overcame my allergic reaction to traditional deckbuilders and started playing dominion. i bounced off cause it seemed so complicated, i wasn't getting my bag up. turns out the secret to dominion is to ignore the board and get your bag up.

that letter is 100% real no hoaxer is clever enough to channel trump the fancy new york broadway boy like that.

this is how we win

THE WOKE LEFT HAVE GOT HIM #DonkeyKongBananza

We’ve got a Code 1 Belly Man situation

Had to make a quick mock up

Have you destroyed the Trojan Horse? Just use the Zakrello. Mass-produce the Big Zam. The Gouf can do it. Literally just use the Adzam. This is a job for the Gogg. Dude use the Zeong. It's a Bigro specialty. Use the Gelgoog. The Gelgoog can do it. Just send the Gelgoog at it. Deploy the Gelgoog to d

Thursday’s Thought

anybody wanna give me a reference for my costco application

ettingermentum found dead in miami

fat cat friday

I have to eat more leaves. More leaves = more energy. More energy= More days = More experiences = Better, more.

hey wait a fucking minute...........

playing wrath of the righteous again, lich run. almost up to the most bizarre moral choice scene in basically any crpg i've played, where you have to decide whether or not to lie to lann's face about something you both saw and discussed an hour ago, ruining his life

reading the man in the high castle. reminds me of the lathe of heaven a bit, identifying "evil" as mainly the desire to instrumentalize the world (the cavemen making knucklebone lighters and "what is the value of a newborn baby") and the taoism thing perhaps as a counterpoint

i think fascists hate women and think contact with women will contaminate them, and they see uncanny robot bimbos as a way to decouple sex from women, and they primarily jerk off to that idea rather than the bimbos themselves.

constantly struck by the perverse desire to frame my annual compliance training certificates and put them on the walls of my cubicle like they're phd diplomas

breaker soon fellow trader

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 9,1946

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 9,1945

ettingermentum freezes in place, turns two dimensional,and slowly shrinks as if geting farther and farther away, until he's too small to see

I have become too strong…

Imports should be cheap but they should have to go by camel caravan the whole way

GUY NAMED LIKE "THE SQUAT TO PISS MOTHERFUCKER": Led Zeppelin only has songs named "Stairway to My House" or "Stairway to My Friend's House". These guys just love going on the stairs. BLUESKY USER SINCE NOV 2024: That's not true. That's not true. That's not FUCKING TRUE. That's not FUCKING TRUE.

time to take a big swig of water and check my 401k

fat cat friday

I am getting ready to speak on national television. I cannot be held accountable for my actions. In light of these developments, I am changing my name to M. Green.

The Best Sellers section of the Dick Sucking World.

cautiously optimistic about the new naked gun, the teaser is pretty funny and feels reasonably ZAZ, and picking liam neeson instead of some comedy actor is reassuring, maybe they understand The Rules

angelic courage

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