My early 2026 ranking of pitchers who sound most like early 70's British lead guitarists: 1) Mick Abel 2) Ian Seymour 3) Hunter Greene 4) Hunter Brown 5) Paul Skenes

A proper rumor site would suggest the elbow injury occurred when he 'accidentally' fell down the stairs upon learning of his trade to Colorado

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Fantasy draft season comes at you fast. Had the #TARF draft yesterday. #LABR tonight.

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Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Looked at Chris Sale's FanGraphs page this morning and realizing the only thing more of a lock to him making the HOF (despite a better shot at under 175 wins vs 200+) is that he won't be wearing a Red Sox cap on his plaque

i hope the surgery went dry vs fruity

They are going to hang all their bats upside down in him

Daniel Murphy: The MLBPA is the only union I support that includes more than one man

He does wear XL

Mark Teixeira’s political career will hopefully start like his baseball career ended. Pulls weakly to the right and easily put out.

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That name of his should be designated for reassignment

This guy is like the Randy Johnson, Steve Carlton, and Lefty Grove of lefty knuckleballers as you'd be hard-pressed to find another one of any note....

Just got around to deleting old music files on my home shared drive....

Most people only know "Cruel to be Kind" but this song is just as good and, for some reason, was never released as a single. youtu.be/BVWRgZkD5IU?...

This is just 40 seconds of Macaulay Culkin gushing about Poona Ford, apropos of nothing

If a position player can top 6 WAR/season for a 7 year stretch (like Utley), they are a slam dunk HOFer in my book. That is top 5 MVP-level play. My gut says only non-PED HOFer to accomplish that is shoeless joe.

Feel inspired to write about 1980's baseball

Meeting Paul McCartney and asking about Wings is like meeting Francis Ford Coppola and asking about adapting a John Grisham book www.bbc.com/news/article...

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

I think “Earl Campbell’s Summer Sausage” would be a solid album track for Fountains of Waco

Shohei Ohtani will finally get on that plane to Toronto!

Hershel was named Ambassador to the Bahamas by Trump. My theory is Trump remembered that Walker was part of the 1992 Olympic bobsled team. Then he recalled the movie "Cool Runnings about the Jamaican bobsled team. He then just confused the Bahamas with Jamaica.

Evergreen tweet - just change the year. It can all be true that 1) Dodgers playing by rules and investing in team, 2) other owners are cheap, 3) awesome Ohtani gets the biggest stage, and 4) lame there is such massive payroll disparity

Thank you friends af the NYT Connections for the Big Star shoutout unless this is a blue moon type of coincidence

I don't know. He seemed OK initially.

Ted Williams is rolling in his cryogenic tank about the pinch-hitter

He doesn't have a fuckin' grasp but does it with a fucking rasp

Now if we could just get a dingonnorhea vaccine

I'm disappointed that the new Springsteen movie doesn't explain why he shelved his chilling serial pedophile profile song "I'm on Fire" from the dark Nebraska album in favor of the more commercial Born in the U.S.A.

8 discs and they couldnt let Pedro Martinez do a version of the title track calling out Karim Garcia?!?! ultimateclassicrock.com/the-who-who-...

Yeesh Angels 3B... Doug DeCeases? Troy Gross? Chode Figgins?

From the winter of 1968 through the first half of the following year, Bryan Adams was wowing live audiences with a three octave range that rivalled Harry Nilsson’s. Then it was gone and he sang all raspy.

All Corey Seager does is chew up pitchers and hit the IL…and he’s all out of pitchers

You dont have to oye como va but you can’t stay here

Kennedy’s on an island with working out in jeans. That island is called chappedaquaddick

Someone digging thru the Eckstein files

The @razzball.bsky.social Relievonator Game Log Tool by @rudygamble.bsky.social rules. Easy as pie to export the data and see who’s collecting HLD having pitched the previous day Over the last 14 days, only four dudes have done it 2x: Dennis Santana Luis Garcia Reed Garrett Tony Santillan

Giovanni Capriglione, a right wing state rep in Texas who had an affair with a stripper, reportedly told his mistress that he wanted to ejaculate into batter for cookies that would be sold at his daughter's bake sale. www.sacurrent.com/news/gop-tex...

The only person to win overall titles in the 4 major NFC contests (Main Event & OC baseball, Primetime & OC football) is John Pausma He joins me for a fun conversation on this week's @ftnfantasy.com #FantasyBaseball podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

From Book of Genesis

The Feral Pizza truck in my Austin 'hood is cranking out NY-style pizza as good as any in Austin (or most of NYC for that matter)

Zack Blew Up The San Diego Chicken, Man, In Philly Last Night razzball.com/zack-blew-up...

Tigers Dissing Gage

Just a classic jinx by @ryanbloomfield.bsky.social So good that I pray nothing similar happens to his team ;)