Bueno attempto Karen

Not sure if I just missed it for the whole series or it was a later development but the last season of Hacks felt really Entourage-y

Looks like @nytimes.com wants to be @razzball.bsky.social with its titles. Grey Albright > Gray Lady (i write most of the titles but never let facts get in the way of a pun)

Elon Musk is petitioning Adam Silver to change Giannis’ nickname

I hope when AI inevitably brings back Joan Rivers to do red carpets that they also add a Ziggy Stardust era Bowie to do a line of coke and say, “she tore her dress, her face is a mess!” or “I could do better than that!”

80% of US-based Sean Murphys are physically incapable of pronouncing this diagnosis three times fast due to Bostonitis

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John Sterling’s resentment centered around his former radio partner’s name being repeated on South Park more often than Sterling repeated his catch phrases

The closest I’ll ever come to being a cerebral starting pitcher like Mussina or Maddux

More ice! More ice!

it actually kinda rules that Trevor Bauer got the Vic Mackey Ending irl. this guy is miserable

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Havent had one of these since i was like 6 years old

Every treatment has a side effect

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It has never been easy being a poet

I just found out that Karen Hill (Lorraine Bracco in Goodfellas) - while Henry was in prison - had an affair with the boss Paulie (Paul Servino) AND Tommy (Joe Pesci) tried to rape her. Yeesh.

We are so close to releasing our biggest enhancement @razzball.bsky.social in years. Tentatively sometime during the week. So excited.

If there's media you care about, it's hard to overstate how important it is that you subscribe to it. Ad rates are garbage, and the changes to search mean fewer new folks discovering sites they didn't already visit.

So when is he coming to Austin to play Rogan’s Comedy Mothership club?

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

Fibromyalgavin Lux

Pitchers with multiple K sounds in their surname are very susceptible to oblique injuries. Preliminary studies say it is unrelated to strikeouts. It’s just their surnames elicit more laughter.

I'd like to be Elvis Costello's +1 at a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame event and just talk in incredibly loud noises about how it's a joke that Nick Lowe, Gram Parsons, Squeeze, and the Attractions aren't in. (he's in solo - that band kicked ass espec. Steve Nieve!).

The perils of being a back end starter

My early 2026 ranking of pitchers who sound most like early 70's British lead guitarists: 1) Mick Abel 2) Ian Seymour 3) Hunter Greene 4) Hunter Brown 5) Paul Skenes

A proper rumor site would suggest the elbow injury occurred when he 'accidentally' fell down the stairs upon learning of his trade to Colorado

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Fantasy draft season comes at you fast. Had the #TARF draft yesterday. #LABR tonight.

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Kash Patel says he now has a lead that Savannah Guthrie's mom is being held at either the NCAA Final Four or the Masters golf tournament, plans to personally investigate.

Looked at Chris Sale's FanGraphs page this morning and realizing the only thing more of a lock to him making the HOF (despite a better shot at under 175 wins vs 200+) is that he won't be wearing a Red Sox cap on his plaque

i hope the surgery went dry vs fruity

They are going to hang all their bats upside down in him

Daniel Murphy: The MLBPA is the only union I support that includes more than one man

He does wear XL

Mark Teixeira’s political career will hopefully start like his baseball career ended. Pulls weakly to the right and easily put out.

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That name of his should be designated for reassignment

This guy is like the Randy Johnson, Steve Carlton, and Lefty Grove of lefty knuckleballers as you'd be hard-pressed to find another one of any note....

Just got around to deleting old music files on my home shared drive....

Most people only know "Cruel to be Kind" but this song is just as good and, for some reason, was never released as a single. youtu.be/BVWRgZkD5IU?...

This is just 40 seconds of Macaulay Culkin gushing about Poona Ford, apropos of nothing

If a position player can top 6 WAR/season for a 7 year stretch (like Utley), they are a slam dunk HOFer in my book. That is top 5 MVP-level play. My gut says only non-PED HOFer to accomplish that is shoeless joe.

Feel inspired to write about 1980's baseball

Meeting Paul McCartney and asking about Wings is like meeting Francis Ford Coppola and asking about adapting a John Grisham book www.bbc.com/news/article...

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’