If a position player can top 6 WAR/season for a 7 year stretch (like Utley), they are a slam dunk HOFer in my book. That is top 5 MVP-level play. My gut says only non-PED HOFer to accomplish that is shoeless joe.

Feel inspired to write about 1980's baseball

Meeting Paul McCartney and asking about Wings is like meeting Francis Ford Coppola and asking about adapting a John Grisham book www.bbc.com/news/article...

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

I think “Earl Campbell’s Summer Sausage” would be a solid album track for Fountains of Waco

Shohei Ohtani will finally get on that plane to Toronto!

Hershel was named Ambassador to the Bahamas by Trump. My theory is Trump remembered that Walker was part of the 1992 Olympic bobsled team. Then he recalled the movie "Cool Runnings about the Jamaican bobsled team. He then just confused the Bahamas with Jamaica.

Evergreen tweet - just change the year. It can all be true that 1) Dodgers playing by rules and investing in team, 2) other owners are cheap, 3) awesome Ohtani gets the biggest stage, and 4) lame there is such massive payroll disparity

Thank you friends af the NYT Connections for the Big Star shoutout unless this is a blue moon type of coincidence

I don't know. He seemed OK initially.

Ted Williams is rolling in his cryogenic tank about the pinch-hitter

He doesn't have a fuckin' grasp but does it with a fucking rasp

Now if we could just get a dingonnorhea vaccine

I'm disappointed that the new Springsteen movie doesn't explain why he shelved his chilling serial pedophile profile song "I'm on Fire" from the dark Nebraska album in favor of the more commercial Born in the U.S.A.

8 discs and they couldnt let Pedro Martinez do a version of the title track calling out Karim Garcia?!?! ultimateclassicrock.com/the-who-who-...

Yeesh Angels 3B... Doug DeCeases? Troy Gross? Chode Figgins?

From the winter of 1968 through the first half of the following year, Bryan Adams was wowing live audiences with a three octave range that rivalled Harry Nilsson’s. Then it was gone and he sang all raspy.

All Corey Seager does is chew up pitchers and hit the IL…and he’s all out of pitchers

You dont have to oye como va but you can’t stay here

Kennedy’s on an island with working out in jeans. That island is called chappedaquaddick

Someone digging thru the Eckstein files

The @razzball.bsky.social Relievonator Game Log Tool by @rudygamble.bsky.social rules. Easy as pie to export the data and see who’s collecting HLD having pitched the previous day Over the last 14 days, only four dudes have done it 2x: Dennis Santana Luis Garcia Reed Garrett Tony Santillan

Giovanni Capriglione, a right wing state rep in Texas who had an affair with a stripper, reportedly told his mistress that he wanted to ejaculate into batter for cookies that would be sold at his daughter's bake sale. www.sacurrent.com/news/gop-tex...

The only person to win overall titles in the 4 major NFC contests (Main Event & OC baseball, Primetime & OC football) is John Pausma He joins me for a fun conversation on this week's @ftnfantasy.com #FantasyBaseball podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

From Book of Genesis

The Feral Pizza truck in my Austin 'hood is cranking out NY-style pizza as good as any in Austin (or most of NYC for that matter)

Zack Blew Up The San Diego Chicken, Man, In Philly Last Night razzball.com/zack-blew-up...

Tigers Dissing Gage

Just a classic jinx by @ryanbloomfield.bsky.social So good that I pray nothing similar happens to his team ;)

Jeimer's now been sent into the wind. I hope he has someone to cling to when the DFA sets in.

Having the nickname “Wee” seems bad but it does a great job of hiding that his name befits a guy like this

classic front-page troll job on the Mets by MLB.com homepage

Mark Cohn went for a walk in Memphis and never had another big song. Thanks a lot, James Earl Ray.

Tried out Small's Pizza today with the oldest Childish Gamblino. Very good. Up there with Pedroso's and AllDay for best northeast pizza in Austin.

Like a rock.....

Have some testicular fortitude and give the win to the Gipson-Long outing vs the Lee short outing!

It's insane how many crappy bots/scrapers are out there. Luckily we were able to block this Indonesian junk that's going around and didn't surrender to this cheap trick

If ever there was a time to start a steamy love affair with Kim Basinger…

Hanging with 2 of the childish gamblinos and the world’s best soda

Jesus Luzardo’s new girlfriend

What team fuckin’ sent this guy to hang out with Jesus Luzardo?

Bowden Francis’s world was tromped so hard last night that he now goes by Frank Bowden

Some real negativity in the Atlanta pen

Taking in some @majorleaguepb.bsky.social at the ATX Pickle Ranch today.

Did Harold Baines or Don Baylor visit the 2017 Marlins and curse their outfield to all having to prematurely move to DH?