One of the Chiefs/Ravens will be 1-3. Crazy.

Go for this.

These fourth quarter Derrick Henry fumbles, man.

What a gorgeous play call for Detroit on fourth down. And the offensive line looks terrific.

One more thing: you'll never guess who leads the league in QBR.

Jake Browning already leads the league in interceptions, which is a pretty nifty trick.

Quick, what two quarterbacks lead the league in touchdown passes?

Okay, algos, you win. All of these absolutely crush. The sixth man is Plimsoll Punks.

Kyler Murray: just good enough to lose with.

If you have pieces of the Cleveland offense, today's win buys you some time. Joe Flacco is what he is, but he's probably better for the skill players than the two rookies, at least for this year.

Ben Johnson is definitely letting his hair down today.

The 2025 Patriots: - Good at fumbling - Awful at fumble recovering

Chase Brown ends the day: 10 carries, three yards, long of four, one fumble. Cincinnati was the worst running team through two weeks (the line is horrendous), and somehow it got worse.

Unfortunately for Tampa Bay and New England, they dress old school and they play old school.

The best way to score in the NFL these days is to block the other guy's kick and run it back.

Anybody who had a Rams ticket today, I bleed for you.

This Browns team isn't going anywhere, but good god the Cleveland defense is a problem.

You should have played golf today. You should have taken a nap. You should have gone apple picking. No, you had to watch football.

Such an ugly first window of football. It makes you think of the old John McKay quote, when asked about his offense's execution. "I'm in favor of it."

This has been a pretty ugly three hours of football. Cleanse the palate, please.

When you just need to relax, you turn on the Indianapolis offense.

Before the season, I thought Tucker Kraft might be the poor man's George Kittle. Maybe George Kittle is the poor man's Tucker Kraft.

Check that, Dylan Sampson has quietly made it to 112 total yards (most of it from eight catches in Week 1). Overall point remains, though. Slog, slog, slog.

There isn't a rookie RB who's made it to 100 total yards yet this season. Slow onboarding, everywhere.

It's so funny how Baker Mayfield is the perfect guy to be the face of the Cleveland Browns and they absolutely screwed it up because he was hurt one year.

Don't worry America, the Chiefs only have seven stand-alone games left on the schedule. Seven!

It was midway through the game and I only meant to click on the box score between the Lions and Bears. By mistake I clicked the community tab where people chat about the game. First thing I see: *Why isn't Bagent playing?!?!?!* Good times in Chicago. Good times.

Wan'Dale Robinson just crushing on all of my benches.

For the second week in a row, the Packers defense shut down signature receivers but funneled production to the opposing tight end. Overall it's a bad matchup for any offense, but maybe the tight ends will be okay. Something to monitor.

Tonight might be somewhat comforting to the Detroit offense. Maybe the Packers are just a major problem.

Waterloo is undeniably the best ABBA song.

Let's have a look at some of the Week 1 pass game data and try to figure out what it means. sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/arti...

Miami's last playoff win was helmed by Jay Fiedler, Lamar Smith and Dave Wannstedt. Cast Away was released a week earlier. Good job, guys. Good effort.

Simplest definition of a good idea: I wish I'd thought of that.

You want to talk about teams that find a way to lose, I present to you the Browns, the Jets, and the Bears.

Here's my Week 1 notebook, starting with the Jets-Steelers pinball game and then looking around the league. sports.yahoo.com/fantasy/arti...

What a crazy, fun, exhilarating football game. No adequate words.

And now the under is 11-1 for NFL Sunday (only Fields and Rodgers could break it; ironically, the game with the lowest total). NFL Week 1. Fade everything.

Not only did the Jets and Steelers obliterate their posted total of 38.5 points, but that was the only game in the first window to push over. A lot more failure than success in that part of the slate.

Kickers to the curb.

It is crazy how often Pittsburgh is losing at halftime and finds a way to win.

Why do the football gods hate the Cleveland Browns so much?

The most encouraging thing in a really good Justin Fields day so far is that he hasn't taken a sack.

That's at least two bad drops from Theo Johnson.

Find somebody who loves you like Arthur Smith loves Jonnu Smith.

Kyler Murray is hard to watch, snap to snap. That third-down pass before the field goal was begging to be intercepted.

I love when people try to pass off analysis like "Don't expect the Davante Adams of Green Bay." Really? He's not going to score 18 touchdowns this year? I'll go change my projection right now.

Here are the Week 1 Darts. We've posted a winning record in 12 of 15 seasons, though last year was a mess. Five picks every week. Buena suerte. Patriots -2.5 Jets/Steelers under 19.5 1H Broncos -8.5 Giants +6.5 Vikings -1

After last season's parade of favorites, I'm so glad to see underdogs start off 2-0 in the NFL. I'm ready to start hugging strangers. Darts shortly.

If Buffalo is ever going to get back to the Super Bowl, it has to be this year, right? Buffalo has the fifth easiest schedule per @sharpfootball.bsky.social, while Baltimore is 21st and Kansas City is 27th. Buffalo also gets the Ravens, Chiefs and Eagles at home.