me talking to magically resurrected founding father: and so sir you can see how the supreme court has become a deeply illegitimate institution that threatens the very republic you created founding father: there are *how many* papists on it???

Once a week now, I see a post that makes me believe in the future of this app.

This guy's so charismatic I feel like it's witchcraft.

I think I could eat Eddie if it was essentially just a recording of a guy. I don't think I could buy into this in a lab setting. If somehow this was a real thing I'd say no.

Bluesky is still not beating the user base does not understand the concept of jokes accusations.

Read this yesterday and then it happened to me just now with the business owner. Why did the Onion jinx me?

Rockstar to everyone who pre-orders a physical edition

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments

every stupid screwup in this admin is either 30 Rock-coded, Veep-coded, Curb Your Enthusiasm-coded or Always Sunny-coded. Algaegate is all four at once. Very powerful.

My favourite jokes on Futurama are the science jokes:

Happy Father’s Day to the king of Father’s Day posts

the world falling apart sucks real bad, but it's amazing that New York somehow slipped into an Disney Channel Original Movie alternate reality where our problems are fixed by Mayor Socialism and the Power of Friendship wins basketball championships.

Nothing at Wal-Mart is worth the life of a child. This was murder.

Just found out my boss is out of the office tomorrow. Two other people already out of vacation plus the people who already don't work Friday. So my Black ass will be one of very few people even working on Juneteenth.

A monstrous thought to have even in your own head let alone share in a public forum. The people around you are worse for even having to share space with you. Truly ghoulish.

😇😇😇

PLEASE PUT ME ON EVERY “AI HATER” BLOCK LIST. FUCK AI!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sick of the AI mug shots. Im sick of the AI food charts. Im sick of the AI Michelle Obama post. Im sick of the AI Knicks celebration videos. PLEASE. My LORDT.

Dude I am shook. I just saw a video and it turns out Cheetos are made from ingredients

FUCK YOU SPAIN I WILL NEVER USE VOSOTROS

There's ANOTHER Toy Story coming out???

Getting rid of the headphone jack is up there with legalized gambling, re: the dissolution of society

today I discovered this incredible story of a minor league pitcher who is 6'4 wears glasses and a ginger beard who hurt his elbow and went to the doc for Tommy John surgery and was mistaken for a pitcher from a diff team who was also there for TJ surgery on same day anyway heres their pics and names

This place really starting to have the juice.

Venom canonically asking Peter "do I still fit?" Is wild.

Grave robbing not even 24 hours after his death.

Misinformation Cryptocurrency Prediction Markets AI The new Four Horseman of the Apocalypse

I'm new-ish to hockey fandom. Should I be up in this guy's business like this?

Somehow also a recession indicator.

You've heard of Heated Rivalry, well get ready for Bad Habit.

FedEx feedback form where the only only mandatory questions give you the option to rate 5 stars. I can't tell if this is bad coding or it's done on purpose.

I'm going to start collecting these ghosts in the machine. Don't know for what, but for something.

Recap if you missed it

If you're making a tough, no-win choice to support Platner because this is the trash we have to work with, I dunno, fine, whatever. But genuine excitement about this creep is like deciding to be proud of your red flag collection.

I also think Toy Story 3 was the perfect ending. After many years I was convinced to watch Toy Story 4 and I absolutely hated the way it undercut a perfect conclusion. So I'm with Tarantino on this one. Not ever watching any other Toy Story stuff.

I just signed a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social petition: Support the MoMath Workers Union - DC 37. Sign here: actionnetwork.org/petitions/su... SUPPORT UNIONS.

This country is so depressing.

Weird that so many people are bringing up the term unalived in comparison to this. One very obviously comes from trying to get around censorship for specific apps one is the sort of rhetorical rebranding that happens every few years for social issues.

It makes me really sad. Used to be, if someone wrote about a super-niche topic, it would because they cared—a lot. Their personal viewpoint would be interesting even if not entirely accurate. Now so much of it is meaningless digital effluent. Doing to fountain pens is just a twist of the knife.

A literacy crisis means people are struggling to UNDERSTAND what they are reading, not that people can't necessarily read.

Why on Earth would I need You to be autocorrected to To, if it's the first word in my goddamn sentence? Every technology just keeps getting worse and worse.

Corporations every June.

(1/2)

My bestie just told me about a racist bully from her high school named Tom Foster. Tom Foster if you're somehow on here I want you to know you're a huge dumb bitch.

Recently started watching X-files and mushrooms causing a reversal in Alzheimer's patients is literally the plot of a season 2 episode. (Though it did also make them able to see ghosts I think)