England and France fighting for third is a very funny prospect and will likely also be an incredible game

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

See if I were England I wouldn't have just let Argentina control the ball for the entire second half after I scored.

Nothing like grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory, eh, England?

England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup

All my favorite teams have been knocked out so I’m just in this for the vibes now and that game sure had some wild vibes

That was crazy

This feels like less of a rivalry and more like FIFA feeding England into an Argentina-shaped wood chipper every dozen or so years as a ritual sacrifice

Messi stoppage time assists should be studied

OFF THE POST

NINE MINUTES???

The scheduled 90-minute brawl will be extended to 120 minutes, by popular demand

INSANE

The Battle of the Peasants, by M.D. Hout, 17th c

WHAT A SAVE

Okay now this game got FUN

Of all the goals to be your first ever in the World Cup, that was maybe one of the best

FINALLY, a shot ON GOAL

NINETEEN FOULS???

Expecting a 22-man fist fight in the second half.

One of the many ways we've gotten in the wayback machine on conversations about fatness: straight size people think once again that they are the primary targets of anti-fatness. Those objections to the anti-fatness they feel comes wrapped up in profound anti-fatness against plus size people.

Can Bellingham go ten seconds without being tripped? Survey says NO

if we get a goal in full time it’ll be from a penalty at this rate

37 minutes in and we are at 0.05 *combined* expected goals for both teams

lmao I love this ref pointing at the FIFA logo on his sleeve anytime a player gives him sass

man what are yellow cards even for if not all this shit

Recap of England v Argentina at the first break: Fouls: 10 Shots on goal: 0 Football aficionados, weigh in. Is this good?

And I thought France v Paraguay was violent…

We love a rapid offside call. That line ref’s got better reflexes than anyone else in this tournament

Over the next 90 minutes I anticipate we’ll see approx. 86 min of fighting and 4 min (plus stoppage time) of football

Not even 3 minutes in, and the boys are fighting. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Honestly love that it’s already a shitshow out there

okay this game seems like an explosion waiting to happen, I’m pretty hyped now

[sigh] I guess it's time for football...

Deeply obsessed with the vibes here. I love it when D20 seasons go high-concept, yet somehow gritty

horse

obsessed with this whole vibe

France celebrating Bastille Day by getting beheaded

Somebody get Thierry Henry a drink, STAT

Spain, you need to take this all the way. I cannot abide either England or Argentina winning it all

mon dieu

sacre bleu it

I think that might just be the miss that loses France the game

I honestly can’t believe my eyes. I thought France was gonna win the whole damn thing

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

The way France is losing is legitimately insane

HOW DO YOU WASTE THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME??? The goalie was A MILLION MILES AWAY

This game feels like every single player was given a bump at the half

Rest in Peace to the entire nation of France. Your boys are failing you out there

miss byleth fire emblem #fe3h