Nothing like grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory, eh, England?

Don't park the bus on the railroad tracks

The scheduled 90-minute brawl will be extended to 120 minutes, by popular demand

These plans have been scuppered by an armada.

I love the idea of an England-France World Cup Final during the USA's 250th anniversary. It'll be like the band getting back together. They should play it in Yorktown.

If Miller isn't Player of the Match I am rioting. #SEAvPOR

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That the U.S. appears to have completely visibly given up after a catastrophic own goal fuck up is a little on the nose.

Very 2026 for the USA to be both assisted by corruption and lose embarrassingly on an international stage

Women’s World Cup is about 11 months away. FYI.

Quick someone text the USMNT that we are in the dark kits.

That’s what happens when you get rid of the department of defense

Waiting for an unpresidented 37 minutes of stoppage.

This is the most talented generation of American players but they're also soft as shit (not you Weston).

Bout to find out how much juice Trump really has with FIFA

The technical term for getting beaten soundly by Belgium in soccer is “getting waffle housed.”

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Extraordinary show case in bad decisions from the USA. Which is kind of our brand nationally.

Wow could we act like it's the world cup maybe

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Uh oh I put off a large financial task for 2+ years because I thought it would be awful and it is indeed awful.

Why am I getting advertising for conception tools while up at midnight with my 12m old? Where is the "absolutely the fuck not" button when dismissing an ad?

Whoever's fireworks woke the baby twice better be at my door with a latte bright and early tomorrow.

AI: Ask me to handle the worst parts of your day! Me: Can you check if that event is already on my calendar before you duplicate it? AI: ✨No✨ The fact that it can still whiff so hard at the layups is wild.

Absolute banger of an obituary in the Seattle Times today, rest in peace Judy

I'm shocked, SHOCKED that there might be corruption in MY FIFA??!?

They made the Iran team go straight to the airport or bus out of the country after every game, this isn't even the least corrupt thing FIFA done this tournament. It's bad but if this is the first time you're talking about FIFA corruption with this tourney I'm side eyeing you.

Bribing FIFA is still a better use of money than the reflection pool if I am digging to find a silver lining.

Hi hello I was going to do a full thread on the Great American State Fair later but it seems I'm starting early: why in the fuck are PragerU, Patriot Academy, and other far right groups the ENTIRETY of the Department of Education booth

Bout to Instrument my entire house to figure out if I need to yell at Google TV, Peacock TV, or Quantum Fiber and this is your fairly regular reminder that the future is stupid.

So Taylor Swift and I have the same wedding anniversary

this sport (complimentary)(derogatory)

I'm just reposting everything right now. There's no coherence except for them being good posts. Move along.

Oh no, Seattle, we're getting TOO popular! “What the cream cheese does is navigate very well into the sweetness of the onion, the mustard, the jalapeño,” Andrés said in the video. “Almost becomes a diplomat that brings everything together.”

so… usa plays on canada day and canada plays on the fourth of july? great job everyone

Jesus, famous for his income based doctrine

And people with degrees in things like "statistics" and "data science" keep pretending that "price of eggs 🤡" and "economic anxiety🤡" are real things or reasonable excuses for supporting an ethnic cleansing campaign? No one cares what the price of German eggs was in the months before World War 2.

It's 8:47pm and I can still go for a walk with the sun out. PNW summers are the best.

Anyway, Germany, what the hell.

@zaheelee.bsky.social sending condolences lmao

In Manuel Neuer I trust

Varaguay

Germany can't be getting knocked out before the US. They're who I root for once the men are knocked out.

This match doesn't matter. This match doesn't matter. This match doesn't matter.

If you didn't catch the game this is a good summary