Damn Dael and the Bard and #NoKings together I wish I'd seen this on the day. Good stuff. Also feels like it works for spooky season too

Saul Rubinek in PLAYING SHYLOCK at The Polonsky Shakespeare Center is a must-see, a brilliant evening with one of our greatest actors at the height of his powers. It took my breath away, broke my heart, taught me more than I thought possible in 100 minutes. The best theatre I’ve seen in ages!

If you haven't read Calie Voorhis' story from our last issue, you can read it now on Substack! Let us know what you think! utopiasciencefiction.substack.com/p/sylvester-...

When I first saw a video breaking down the Mud Flood conspiracy fantasy I thought it was just bonkers - but then I was like wait a second, what if I replaced mud flood with ice moons and like yikes

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

I see we have today’s winner for best internet

HANG IN THERE! 화이팅! #art|#kpdh

“There’s no way I’m bending the knee I have left for a king in America.” Damn. Just … damn.

Mandelbrotcolli

when i say that i yelped in shock at this kid’s sign

This meme kills fascists, or at least trolls

Calvin: Ah, here comes an eagle, symbol of America! Calvin: Hi Mr. Eagle, oh look you brought a nice chianti and some fava beans... wait what are you... Eagle: ffp-ffp-ffp-ffp-ffp Calvin: OWW! MY HUBRIS!

I think Red & Blue @overlysarcastic.bsky.social are gonna need a whole lot more than 20 minutes and a kick-ass t-shirt design to cover this level of hubris

lol people HATE this post so much but actually you can safely do this There’s going to be several million people at these protests. If you’re not doing crimes, if you’re standing with a bunch of retirees in front of the mall or wherever, you can take the picture and share it.

I don't got Ace Frehley 😞 www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4D3...

So you've introduced legislation, eh Ted? Would Mike Johnson have to bring the House back into session to try to pass your legislation, Ted?

kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school

A few bad apples spoil the bunch - this is literally true. Rotting apples release gasses that initiate cell death in surrounding apples. You gotta immediately remove a bad apple the second you find it, or you will have nothing but bad apples The GOP has been embracing their bad apples and it shows

It's weird that the thesis is that the 'thought police' were wrong and Weiss is Great, Actually, and their proof is that Weiss makes a lot of money taking on the 'thought police' Y'know, like Alex Jones If your argument works for Alex Jones you're maybe not captain insight

This is indeed food for thought you guys

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The Dude has spoken: "ICE? Let's get ICE off our streets and into our beverages. This aggression will not stand. Let's just abide together"

Whaaaaaat theeee fuuuuuck is going on with YouTube

Likewise, when a president commits a crime and gets away with it, it's a Roberts Crime.

ADL, long drifting right, then galloping, still couldn’t keep up. This right after they’d betrayed all Jews (says this Jew) by whitewashing Turning Point’s antisemitism to appease Trump admin. You know, the govt that claims it’s fighting antisemitism.

“We cannot get out. They have taken the Burnside bridge and Powell's. Tyler and Emma and Jayden fell there… Five days ago… The frog pond is up to the wall at Sellwood Park. The Watcher in the Water took Ava. We cannot get out. The end comes… drum circles, drum circles in the deep. They are coming.”

Some amazing gay history. Listen up kids.

Hans Moleman, eat your heart out

Everybody that needs to hear, listen up The Klan blew up a church in Birmingham, murdering Addie Mae Collins, Denise McNair, Carole Robertson, and Cynthia Wesley, and permanently injuring Sarah Collins. They were aged 11-14 DO NOT BE LIKE THE KLAN HOWEVER ANGRY YOU ARE DO NOT BE LIKE THE KLAN

Trust your doctor, not the President, with your healthcare decisions. 🩺

H/t @crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social

that's why you bring the US flag to protests, folks

Augh dang it we have tickets for this show and mrs fake crab just tested suuuuper positive for covid so our hang will be a full-on self-quarantine

Reminder: In science, skepticism is the practice of waiting for clear evidence through careful scientific research before adopting a position or accepting an explanation Skepticism is NOT rejection of established scientific evidence RFKj is a not a vaccine skeptic He is a vaccine fabulist

Vance - We are going to murder fishermen by the boatful

me to my students: LLMs are like your worst ex. They will LIE to you with the most serene, most confident face one of my students, quietly: I hate that guy so much

Look getting your head lopped off by some wannabe paladin isn't the biggest deterent here. Two Words Horny Bards

Park ranger: welcome to Harper's Ferry. This trail goes to former Monticello grounds. Visitor: didn't something famous happen here? Park ranger: yes, Thomas Jefferson enjoyed the area Visitor: I thought there was something else Park ranger: meet me behind the old armory at midnight

This is a movie star.

The cleansiest of timelines yall

ouch just bleak

The guy who openly worked to find every fringe case, take it as far out of context as possible, and use it to paint hated but frankly based & sensible concepts from CRT and DEI to just not denying that trans people exist - that guy thinks the conspiracism, racism, and antisemitism are a problem now

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We failed in letting people who hate us take over words we use in good faith and agreeing they are an insult. Being a warrior for social justice is good. Being liberal in our awareness of others and their needs is good. Being woke to the threats bearing down is good. Don't agree? I don't care.

Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office

Slightly diminish a book: The Divorced Dad and the Sea

Captain America vs Orange Skull is gonna be lit