Antifa, the Canadian girlfriend of terrorist organizations.

Eric and Don Jr. are pissed off tonight that Barron once again shows he's the true heir to the dynasty But it's not his fault they never thought to make best friends with a sex trafficker They gotta step up their game if they're gonna ever get daddy's approval

Yes ma'am I will accept this Waffle House Peace Prize, it took real restraint to just throw that guy in the grass that has the stickers in it, when others might've just hit him upside the head with a chair. I will cherish this cup with some lipstick still on for the rest of my life

I could almost set aside my war with the pineapple** freaks to unite against this abomination* *yeah, I know but it's still evil **Hawaii gets a local exception like the Aussie exception for saying 'barbecue' for 'cookout with a charcoal grill'

also, if you hadn't heard, i am making a new album! finally!!!

You will be visited by three spirits

If you were visited by three ghosts, who would you want them to be? @kaiinreallife.bsky.social @dungeondudes.bsky.social @montycmartin.bsky.social

Apropos of nothing, my current D&D character as rendered on @heroforgeminis.bsky.social

Still expecting car companies to not only make you tap through three touchscreen pages to open the AC app, but to sit through two fifteen second ads before you can change the temperature

This séance could've been an email

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Words to live by.

Less timely than I'd prefer, but ... I have never had a more Trogdorppropriate meme response to a current event

Game recognizes game #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #CaptainJollyco

Please signal boost. Need a wheelchair tech who can help troubleshoot in Silver Spring, MD.

I’m so glad I’m on Bluesky or I might not have seen this

A really solid MiG-28 deep dive you guys youtu.be/zvgpD9L7FIQ?...

He is risen

If you wanna end the war and stuff, you gotta sing loud open.spotify.com/track/4OjKHy...

Life: Me: Mikey was paid to pretend to like you Life: ... Me, a monster: Now get in the pie tin and soak up that butter

"I look at that, and I have affection for a young man. It’s a Saturday night, and I’m at a typewriter with the fucking headphones on. I’m putting in the work. I’m doing it."— @themountaingoats.bsky.social's John Darnielle to Grayson Haver Currin for @GQmagazine.bsky.social

Everyone shut up, SHUT UP!! LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED!! That is a WILD KING PARROT 🥹🥹

This shouldn't be hard to understand !!

I swore an oath to the Constitution in 1986. I've upheld it through 25 years of service and every day since I retired. If Trump's trying to intimidate me, it won’t work. I’ve given too much to our country to be silenced by bullies who care more about power than the Constitution.

Latest shocker shows feds targeted even American Heroes like bigfoot with oppressive COINTELPRO operations Was nothing sacred

Sean from The Real World Boston wants us to be wearing slacks when we take off our shoes and belts for the Security Theater Troupe because civility Someone with real respect wouldn't have participated in the destruction of music programming on MTV, Sean

White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/

Moments ago: tenants of the South Shore apartment building that federal immigration agents raided at the end of September held a presser to announce they're forming a tenants union. They're demanding, among other things, sewage removal and heat and electricity restroration. More updates TK.

Also she weasels out and moves the goalposts to motte-and-bailey herself He asks about "members of the military and... intelligence community" and she focuses in on enlisted personnel. There's a lot of steps in between POTUS and Private Pyle where criminal orders are obeyed or not

As much crap as I give NYT, they still do some great journalism in between all the sanewashing and apologism and bothsidesing. Also they employ @jamellebouie.net and a few other good people whose work should have a prominent platform

And kinda terrible writer at least to my taste in political journalism (I won't pretend to be a literary critic in general)

I still feel haunted, I thought it would go away. I thought if I faced it, it would all go away It doesn't go away. Ever. But you get better at it At what? At being haunted, Charlie Brown

Realizing you've got shit on your fingers is the first step toward washing your hands, Charlie Brown.

🎶Trogdor was a man I mean he was a dragon-man, unh or maybe he was just a dragon But he was still TROG DOR🎶

This is a wonderful time to support journalists who do the work, don’t fuck sources, and actually have moral clarity.

So a fire protection suit doesn't work well if it doesn't cover where your heart is. But: I wanted to post a sarcastic gif of the 'girl armor' trope, and all the (relevant) gifs that came up were ... pretty damned sensible armor, certainly by Hollywood standards Except Wonder Woman but y'know

To expand on @gregdoucette.bsky.social's observation - these guys are nothing but out of control amateur hour clowns. Like FFS don't these dipshits know how to use a baton? Also if a federal officer can't be a responsible gun owner, really undermines everything the NRA has ever said

Cops are great. And well trained!

For what it’s worth, as a commander and officer it was my duty, moral obligation, and legal requirement to first question and then to not obey any illegal order I was given. The same is true for everyone who swear their oath. Hope that clears things up.

you what

When Trump mentions insubordination to reporters (or anyone other than executive branch employees) the only appropriate response is,

Oh shit, this is ... dang

Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.

Should have included a physical link! The Listening House www.listeninghouse.org

Hi team #StarTrek, please give a read or a share, and thank you 🙏🏼

Check out all his majesty!

Looks like someone's been praying *removes shades* the brosary 🎵 yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh 🎵

I'm probably gonna have to repost this every couple months just for my own sanity