Excited to play with my pals!!! Also Burger is the best indie gamefluencer ever 🍔

I've been playing so much Birdigo that I am... PS. absolutely love the game - thanks for making it @toboggan.work and @johnaugust.bsky.social!

i hate it here man

World IBD Day is two weeks away, and I'm excited to share I will be hosting a #charityStream for the @crohnscolitisfdn.bsky.social ! This org is near and dear to my heart; I hope you will join me for learning, laughs, stories, and more on May 19, 3 PM ET. Twitch.tv/lilburgerlive

I’m going to attempt to adhere to this schedule! Things have been crazy, but I should be more consistent in the next month as life settles down 🫶🏼

Wow. A LOT has happened over the past month. If anyone’s curious as to what’s going on, I’ve posted another update: ko-fi.com/post/Its-bee... Thanks for bearing with my inconsistency ♥️

can we please immediately restigmatize playing tiktoks and reels full volume from your phone in public with no headphones

if ur trans ur valid just an fyi

I love these people so much

grieving in Joann’s, she was a real one fr

Remember to pause. There's a lot going on - remember to take a moment to be kind to yourself.

Chelsea is the coolest person I know

Who knew dealing dr*gs could be so fun? #demo

us @ the men on Love is Blind (I love discord watch parties 😅) @sorry-ari.bsky.social @chelseacomfycozy.bsky.social @lilburger.bsky.social @absakaabby.bsky.social @lilhamsamwich.bsky.social @vague-games.bsky.social

Here’s the schedule for the week! Saturday spookies with @vague-games.bsky.social 👀

So life is kind of terrible and vulnerability sucks, but here’s a not so fun life update: ko-fi.com/post/My-life...

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

I need to be better about posting here 🫣 *Sunday’s time is subject to change*

Trump claimed that DOGE has uncovered billions in “fraud, waste, and abuse.” However, no evidence has been provided, and all public fraud claims from both Elon Musk and Trump have been debunked as false.

everything is a garbage fire; you should absolutely buy the little treat at the grocery store

Bro. I forgot how funny the original sims game is. #TheSims

idk I feel like the government shutting down a very popular app due to how widely we were able to access information concerning a hushed genocide should be alarming to everybody regardless of your interest in using the app yourself

What's better than coworking? CO-COWORKING with friends! Join us for our first stream together Friday with new catcam :) #coworksky twitch.tv/lilburgerlive

dinosaurs are so cool

Now that my body is falling apart I have to find someone who loves me for my personality, so I guess I’m dying alone now

My favorite streamer: <laughs at a joke I said> Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in chat, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

every day is a learning experience. @lilburger.bsky.social you make me laugh

This week's #streaming schedule, where we'll continue to raise funds for the LAFD and on-the-ground donations #Gaming streams: Tuesday: FFXIV 5 pm ET Sunday: The Last Campfire 1 pm ET #coworking streams Wednesday 1 pm ET Friday 1 pm ET Hope to see you there!

@lilburger.bsky.social and I will be streaming together for the first time on Sunday! Come join the silliness 🥪🍔

I promise you guys I’d be so funny if I didn’t forget what I was gonna say on a regular basis

Nothing like someone dropping into your chat, asking if you've met "Ky'Lamba", saying 'He's coming soon" and this happening: #ffxiv #ffxivstream #strangerdanger Thanks for the clip, @lilhamsamwich.bsky.social

my cat was cleaning herself for a bit and then abruptly stopped to come and bite me. then she went right back to licking. can someone explain this, I am so nice to her

This is Hazelnut. She is both teeny tiny and comfy cozy. Dynamite combo. 12/10

Here's my schedule for this week: - Tuesday, #FFXIV @ 4:30 pm ET - Wednesday, #cowork @ 2 pm ET - Friday, #cowork @ 2 pm ET Hope to see you there! twitch.tv/lilburgerlive

Check out my friend’s stream, she is awesome!!!

not enough rap songs about your grocery store suddenly changing their layout

hmmm anxiety day methinks

the week between Christmas and New Year's Day is like being at the airport

does acab include twitch mods

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

Is there a sapphic spin on The Holiday film?? I need something where Iris and Amanda fall in love. Something like two women, frustratingly single, exchanging houses for holiday only to keep emailing to curb the loneliness until they both decide to confess their love in the airport??

Turns out taking a break actually does make you feel more motivated and refreshed. Wild concept.

Please.

i would support chappell roan if she killed a man unprompted

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever spontaneously burst into tears while singing in the car because the song you were belting out reminded you that there are way too many cruel and selfish people in this world? Anyway, to the very concerned-looking woman at the traffic light today, sorry.

you’re singing. the grinch literally just stole Christmas and you’re singing.

Netflix and chi... michangas?

Need an accountability buddy? Join me for some gentle co-working ❄️ www.twitch.tv/emadoodles

Kendrick going to therapy and coming back and choosing violence does not surprise me. Therapy did not make me nicer but it did make me unapologetic and very cunty!